As Burns hits the campaign trail, we see a brief montage of his escapades, and these moments stuck out:


The piñata could have gotten his own post I'm sure, but for today he'll be lumped in with these guys.
Hey, there have probably been Simpsons piñatas that exist, right? That's a no brainer, let's do a quick search to see if anything non-horrifying comes up and-

ARGH ABORT THIS POST IS OVER
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.