Party Balloon Boy (Explosion Ending)

I’ve recently been invited to a party that’s only two weeks away, on the day after college graduation. On that day, I want to bring along something special. So today, I order some Partie Brand Cookies and scheduled them to be sent to my door on graduation. A whole pack of those cookies arrive at my door as a free sample the next day. I don’t know why they would send a pack to me as a free sample, but I’m not complaining about it.

I open the pack to see a baker’s dozen worth of cookies. I decide to try one. As soon as I do, I feel enchanted by the flavor. It’s like everything sweet I’ve ever tasted was stuffed into my mouth at once. That taste instantly starts to become addicting to me. I start chomping down the cookies, one by one.

As I’m doing that, my body begins to inflate. Everything apart from my head, feet, and hands starts to noticeably grow in front of my eyes. At first, I thought I should stop eating, but I don’t think I can even if I want to. These cookies are that good. In fact, I was about to eat the last one when a sudden FWOOMP! makes my arms spread apart, and the cookie falls on my expanding chest.

All I can do now is watch as I blow up into a sphere. My own divots start to disappear in the process. My hands and feet get sucked into my body. My cheeks puff up and my head gets muffled. I keep getting bigger and bigger until I become the size of a weather balloon, more than a quarter of the way to touching the ceiling.

I’m completely immobile at this state, but the last cookie is well within my reach now. At this point, it feels like I would burst if I ate one more cookie, but I can’t help myself. Using my tongue, I put it in my mouth, chew it up, and then swallow it.

Then my body inflates once more. My head sinks deeper into my body to the point where only my forehead is showing. The pressure increases while my inflation slows down, I touch the ceiling, then I stop expanding. But the pressure inside me keeps growing more and more, until…

*BANG!!!*

I ultimately explode, causing millions of shards of confetti to fly all over the place. But in the middle of it all is me, back to normal, feeling a little dizzy after that explosion.

But I wonder what everyone else would think if they ate those cookies.