Shiro: Are you the owner of this establishment?
Keith’s boss: Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Shiro: A long black please, oh and a vicarious liability lawsuit.
Keith’s boss: W-What?!!?
Shiro: Keith, one of your employees committed an act of negligence, by spitting in my drink. I’m sure you can check the tapes.
Keith’s boss: Keith doesn’t work here anymore!!
Shiro: The act was committed during his employment here.
Keith’s boss: Y-You!! I can give you his details if you wan to sue him!
Shiro: Hmm. No, I am choosing to pursue this establishment.
Keith’s boss: Wait a second-!! Y-you’re the boyfriend!!!
Shiro: … Yes, but that’s hardly relevant.
Keith’s boss: Y-you can’t do this!!
Shiro: Oh I assure you I can.
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Later, Shiro is sipping his coffee: …
The next day an expensive coffee machine appeared in Shiro’s apartment
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Payback’s a bitch! ✌️
JoSilverDragon
2022-11-26 16:25:30 +0000 UTCAkira K.
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