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Making a DISNEY GIRL in Pathfinder 2e, IN SONG! (Rules Lawyer Build #3)

Added 2024-06-03 15:50:19 +0000 UTC

THIS IS NOW PRIVATE in anticipation of the Premiere Tuesday 5pm Pacific! See the most-recent post to watch the video!

Piano by The Rules Lawyer
Vocals by The Dungeon Daddy
Audio Mixing by Zhunix

Piano arrangement by knopiano & Change of Key: https://musescore.com/user/27330807/scores/6779443

Cover of Wayne Jones' "Brain Trust" by The Rules Lawyer
Transcribed by The Rules Lawyer

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DISNEY GIRL

I am a girl in D&D
Unknown by the world 'cause I’m under the sea
The handful who know I can sing
Are birds and crustaceans!
Here’s my PC. Isn’t she neat?
The things I made up on my character sheet?
It all made my GM say, “Sure…
As long as there’s no complications”
I said how ‘bout a 30-foot swim Speed?
Here’s some homebrew of animals I meet
But our quest was on land? So she told me
I can’t go
That’s my tale
I want feats

I want my own mermaid Ancestry
Ways to be helpful on land, air, and sea
Moving around on those—what do you call em?
Oh, supramarine chairs
I want my songs to call critters to me
Distract my foes and leave them stymied
I want my race and my class to have synergy
It would be gay, it would be fun,
To have a game give just what I want,
I want to be made in 2e
A Disney girl

I would be glad if I could have animal friends
It would be keen if they could sing bard songs like me
But as a bard, it is quite hard
I’d have to give up three bard levels
I’ve concluded, that’s just stupid
I want it all

I’m dipping my fin in an archetype
While losing none of my bard advancement
I will have pets and be cute saving the world
I want to live, I want to love, I want to be all of the above
Wish it were free
Then I could be
A Disney girl