IM/DC Chapter 201

My phone began to ring as I looked over the group I was having sex with. Black Cat, Hell Cat, Tigra, White Tiger, and Wildcat(Yolanda Montez) had formed a cat-themed superhero team and were all sprawled out sleeping or thoroughly exhausted but still awake from us having sex. I pumped the last few times before ejaculating and filling Felicia’s tight little cunny as I answered the phone. 

“Hello. This is Danny speaking.” Magically muting the sounds Felicia made from the person on the opposite end of the phone. It wasn’t someone I was expecting. With a shaky voice, Batgirl(Barbara Gordon) spoke. “W-we need your help right now!” I can feel the panic and fear in her tone as I teleport while she tries to explain where she’s at.

When I gained my barrings and looked around, I was greeted with a battlefield. Large pillars of glass and ice littered the area while the buildings were also covered in scorch marks. The new members of the Teen Titans lay on the ground and none of them were breathing. I recognized them as Raven’s team, so why was Barbara leading them? That was a question to ask after I saved everyone. As I teleported over to them I realized none of them were breathing because their lungs were filled with sand.

With molecular reconstruction, I pull the sand out of their lungs as I begin to manually inflate them as they all regained life signs. Barbara was having an uphill battle against a gigantic sand cloud that had turned into a female face, a blue-skinned woman attacking with ice, and a white-haired man lobbed fire at her. She barely dodged a shard of ice from impaling her as the fire exploded behind her turning some of the sand into glass.

I was pissed at how unfairly they were fighting and surprised that Batgirl was holding up so well. Teleporting behind the man, I reach over to touch him and feel something I hadn’t felt in decades. I was fucking high on cocaine! Fuck! This is Snowflame. I take the powers from him.

Drug-induced superpowers

Drug-induced power enhancement

The drug-induced superpowers would improve his strength and endurance, give him pyrokinesis, and if he did enough drugs he could reach levels close to Superman. The moment I ripped the powers from him I could feel his body attempting to overdose. The increasing endurance/durability from drugs was the only reason he could take the small mountain of cocaine.

I cleared most of the drugs from his and my systems so the drugs would only knock him out and then push his vertebrae out of alignment so if he did wake up he couldn’t run away. Teleporting behind the ice-queen lady next I place my hand on her back to do the same but frown as I scan her body. The ice superpower was keeping her alive, but it was also causing her psychosis in the process.

I altered her body, removing the power-based psychosis, flipping the instinctive switch that would deactivate her powers, and I knocked her unconscious. As her powers began to fade I recognized her face from the Flash TV show, she was Caitlin Snow. Her Killer Frost persona looked nothing like the white hair blue lipstick version, instead having blue ice-cold skin with white spiked-up short hair. It was clearly her after her powers faded and her hair regrew. 

The last one was a female Sandman… Sandwoman? I don’t know her but I knew her powers were most likely very similar to his. Well, she pissed me off by almost killing Raven’s students/teammates. Her powers wouldn’t work if in the water. Since she pissed me off, I’ll throw piss on her. Opening a portal directly above her, I redirected the sewage treatment plant water directly down onto her head.

I had taken it from the primary clarification chamber so it wasn’t too disgusting, it still stunk though and you could tell what it was. Hundreds of gallons of thicker-than-normal water sprayed down onto her. Even Barbara from thirty feet away could smell what I just did to her. The giant sentient sand cloud slowly shrank down to a normal-sized woman as she realized what she was coated in.

“MOTHER FUCKER! IS THIS SEWAGE WATER!?” She probably wanted to say something else or curse me but she couldn’t over the wretching of her body trying to puke. A body that physically couldn’t, that was mostly sand, sand that was slowly absorbing the urine water she was coated in. I cast a cleansing spell removing the liquid, I just wanted to make a point to not fuck with the people I love or the people they love.

Before she could do anything as her body became dry again I teleported behind her and ripped the powers from her body. The beautiful femme fatale slowly shrank down even further into a fivish foot very old Vietnamese lady. She looked at herself, shellshocked by her fluctuating emotions as she almost started to cry at the sight of her skin being normal again.

At least until she fell unconscious from me as I flooded her body with knockout drugs. Gathering the three up I looked them over again before giving Barbara a heads-up. “The girl is Caitlin Snow, she wasn’t an actual supervillain. Her powers gave her psychosis so now that I fixed them she should function like a normal human.”

The rest of the day was processing, it was the worst part of being a superhero. Instead of just walking away from the bodies or locking them up in my own personal cells to deal with later I had to turn them into the specialized group of this area, which happened to be SHIELD. Even now I was getting sideways looks because I would normally let them clean up my messes but had to play my role for now.

Going through the motions meant I could make recommendations to let the Flash know we caught Caitlin. He showed up a few minutes later as he was dealing with his own problems and started the long tedious process of having her put into his custody. In our world, there would be no chance they’d have over a terrorist to someone with the promise that the person would deal with them if they acted up again.

We were in Justice League world now though and that was a fairly common occurrence. An evil person could quickly become a hero and vice versa. I looked over at the rest of the group as they regained their senses and realized they hadn’t died even when their lungs were filled with sand. The only boy in the group gave me the stink eye while the other girls looked at me like I was a juicy piece of steak. The Atlantean girl was even drooling.

I played the role of the leader as I started asking questions. “Alright, let’s get you guys back to the tower. Where’s Raven at though?” The pretty little witch girl answered. “Went to a doctor's appointment to check on the progress of her baby.” I sighed as this world was sometimes a little too realistic for its own good.