Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 Is The Seagal Running Of Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
Added 2024-08-24 22:14:11 +0000 UTCSteven Seagal's Under Siege 2 is so bad it goes past good back into bad at least 3 times. The "script" was a picture of Seagal running a guy drew as a joke, but Seagal thought it was real so 15 and a half minutes later the movie was in theaters and nobody was happy.
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That's why Mike Ehrmantraut was so bitter throughout the Breaking Bad-series, he once had a sweet a## job as a train driver 'til Steven Seagull came onboard and wrecked the whole train up.
SamTheSlimHam
2024-08-25 09:45:50 +0000 UTCI don't know how to thank you. This was THE movie where I said I just couldn't take it anymore. And you were nice enough to remind me as to why. "He's got medals that are so secret he's not allowed to show them to anyone." If there's one thing Seagal loves, it's plausible deniability. He's SO pathetic. He's a war hero and a Navy SEAL and was in The CIA. But he can't actually PROVE it because, well, just because. My God, when exactly did he get so delusional? No really, I'd like to know. The only one you missed was the "classic" moment of, "It's not MACE it's pepper spray! Issued to civilians!" I mean, whatever pal. The whole theater was cracking up when he said that one! Oh just shut up! You have NO idea how to make a bomb! Just quit pretending that you have any basic notion of what you're talking about. You know as much about how to make a bomb as you know about screen writing. Or acting. Or self control. Dude, you're a freaking mess. Thank You so much for this one. Continue to Kick Ice! And I look forward to the next Seagal train wreck-literally.
Not I said The Guy
2024-08-24 23:22:54 +0000 UTCWhere is Under Siege 1?!
Darcy Sponholz
2024-08-24 22:30:12 +0000 UTCWe’re edging closer to the day the prophecy foretold….the day Ice has to review Seagal’s undisputed best movie and one that’s actually a pretty decent movie. No not Executive Decision where he dies in the first 15 minutes.
Glenn Dumproff
2024-08-24 22:28:42 +0000 UTCOh man, Christmas is here early boys.
edgar marcano
2024-08-24 22:17:17 +0000 UTCI’m so glad you got us our famous block buster, dude you’re the best.
Ronald
2024-08-24 22:16:06 +0000 UTC
