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P009: ben vs the pedophile bodybuilder

ace ventura, seinfeld, kramer, devan's dad, slim shady, armenian, female therapist, ben's honeymoon, ben is a NA beer drunk, ben and joey breaking into danzig's house, and ben vs the pedophile bodybuilder

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What I would give to know that dudes name and links.

Charlie

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Levi

No doubt he got a pass for that. Also that rifle that he had was a little varmint pea shooter, so tony knew it wouldnt hurt him, he let artie do his thing. Its an interesting perspective, probably tonys only legit friend and tony knew that. At least thats my take

tragic21

Well he DID burn his restaurant to the ground. But that's an interesting point.

adam gardener

Ben you need to equate the fact that you had a problem with alcohol because you had nothing going on in your life. On the relapse you'll release how much of an inconvenience you become once you get drunk. I was an alcoholic and me and booze have a chill relationship where I basically get to where I feel I could be rude and I just cut myself off. People in their 20's have an unhealthy relationship with booze because they essentially are useless human beings. You becoming manic and excited is because of the risk/reward release on the NA beer, you're essentially getting off on the idea of hooking up with your ex gf. Obviously don't do anything Katie hates, anybody who was ok with you living off $50 a day is a keeper lol

ChrisHimself

What an awesome episode.

Hack_es

this is old so you'll never read it, but Jace's joke timing and delivery sometimes is just pure art haha... "thanks, if this was real i'd kill myself"

Ghost1214

I’m interested in that too. And yes, right now is harder hitting and sharper comedy than Tim Dillon show, which is a crazy thing to see.

DHexus23D

Babe wake up new lemonparty just dropped

tragic21

I have the same view on artie bucco. He’s the only one in that show who could do anything to Tony including holding a rifle to his face in public and tony always let him slide.

tragic21

A relapse would be the best gift he could give us

Elliot Cruickshank

blind side is a true story lol

KMueller

this is amazing

breakingbad3500

dwayne the rock johnson

Magic Point

I've made stool.

George Chauvin

Ben please don’t relapse

Dershstein

Another perfect episode.

Dani G. German

A true, caring Empath. Don't forget this is a comedy podcast literally called "lemonparty". Don't lose sleep over it bud.

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Get video at $5

Roth D

I read this as really getting into gas station dill pickles.

REDBAR

one of you needs to get really into gas station dick pills

tizm

Damn you Ben for producing such a hilarious podcast i found you guys this week and have already binged every episode. Good shit

Bobby Alanis

Hey Ben, I'm in the back catalog but just want to let you know the average glass of orange juice has more alcohol than an Odouls (look it up). You didn't get fucked up on those Heineken 0.0s, it was totally in your head. And no one can drink 60 beers at once, it's physically impossible. Finally, please don't relapse.

Michael

amazing ep guys, podcast gear finna sound LIT once Jace finishes puberty

YeetusYeetus Commitus Self-Deletus

It's nice having a podcast you're actually dying laughing listening to.

Viktor Engqvist

You guys should check out Tommy G. Devan hate watched him a couple times.. Pure, goodhearted, cringe dude who's a good documentarian. He made his latest video in Texas, and it is insane and funny the things he sees with these mexican hoodrats that are allowed to say the N word. Might enjoy or lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixW8C4vOORI

Noah Taylor

🔥

Pat Bev

did I miss where they shared the discord server?

Tropico

I wonder if Ben would take my virginity

Alex Garcia

Everything is a movie reference. Every episode.

Kyle Tyler

So when is Ben going to tell us what really happened with the pig? Also lemon party is so much better than current Tim Dillion show.

Cowboysong76

Ben has incredible stories, this one and the one about Day-gamers at a Jordan Peterson event had me howling.

Jake Novak

Chris Dorner

Bret Lamb

The Joey voice cracks me up

Ando

4 chan.

REDBAR

This show keeps getting better every episode

Blastycat

This was good but can we get 90 mins on Peter Jackson’s King Kong (inb4 Ben relates it to GF)

conor fennell

Right here with ya

Goblinfire

Fuck I’m currently eating yogurt in bed

Goblinfire

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/zjbhg7/police_shoot_man_in_the_head_kill_him_while/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Michael Welsh

Nah, I’ll leave that to these lads. Gotta say though, I appreciate your tenacity and kind reassurance! Truly someone who gets the spirit!

Timothy Farris

this comment is so funny you should actually start a podcast I’m sensing you could really bring a unique, nuanced commentary to the world. timothy farris is the name of a star

veronicablazer

And on this holiday season, we learn Tim Dillon was a fat faggot and Ben was the real heart of the show all along.

Timothy Farris

Is there, like, a farmers only dot com but for lemonparty listeners? May be my only chance to not die alone

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

Come on bustaaaa

Josh Saez

Another great one

Kamil Prusakowski

In the sex talk my mom gave me, she also told me it went in the ass.. thank god for the neopets chat rooms

Michelle

Ben, I’m so happy seeing you get to talk and be goofy. Funny as fuck, glad you’re doing well

the 🐀s gimp

Ben's showcasing more and more classic signs of TDS here. Tiedrich Derangement Syndrome.

Kyle Patterson

This is an amazing podcast. I felt so lost for an ahole I could laugh with, then I found 3 right here. 😁

Fadedcharacter

Ah man. I love it, but only after I watched it on YouTube. American Psycho always works for me. 🤪

Fadedcharacter

Ben finally went a whole ep without mentioning George Floyd

Rick Pananian

5:55 dad 9:00 the blind side 16:30 devan soprano 19:50 XD devan and his dad 31:00 Love Armenians 35:02 trans therapist 50:20 Joey and B A S E D Danzig callin out fluoride and chemtrailz 53:50 Crazy ex-cop bodybuilding roidpushing pedo multicriminal Ben knew 1:13:40 ca laws 1:16:20 Ben has to apologize to black Devan

Noah Taylor

let's all suck each other off

p777

Can we get a rematch of Devan vs his Dad at 1/4 million Patreon or something?

comixbrainz zzz

Hahaha same

Chandler Hummell

Ben I love you but I don't like the jarring intro and outro :(

Chandler Hummell

who

cognitive todd

Yum ice

Fernando

Are y’all ever gonna broach the topic of Tim Dillon

Erika Beech

❤️ this pod!!

Beth Myers

How do you not get "Seinfeld Four!"?? That's the premise of the whole episode, it's the last line!

Andrew

Line of coke. Beat my kid. New lemonparty.

Ando

Joe Rogan

Ando

Kirstie Alley published a book called The Art of Men in 2012. The first chapter is "The Art of 'Retarded' Young Men" and you won't believe the twist. RIP! Extract below. I know you probably don't care, but someone had to know. https://books.google.com/books/about/Art_of_Men_I_Prefer_Mine_Al_Dente.html?id=ITQuAAAAQBAJ#v=onepage&q=kirstie%20alley%20the%20art%20of%20men%20chapter%20one&f=false

Nick Mann

RAPE

RandomUser

RAPE

RandomUser

So whose the pedo bodybuilder crooked cop

Michael Pelletier

Great ep. Too much South Park voice, maybe... Tim has the decency to make his posts downloadable so I can share it with my poorer friends. You guys are sharp IP fascists, respec.

Nick Mann

Best one yet

Michael Polites

Great episode loved it more stuff like this

Connor Lowe

The Sopranos bit is actually too good

Jason Fontaine

I can’t wait to share this with my coworkers

Will Elmer

I mean, I laughed my ass off, FWIW. I am a weak man with no morals

Knickoson

Love Bert. We have fun

Ben Avery

Bert didn’t deserve that, come on

Knickoson

Best one yet fellas

CactusJack

think I’m literally the only woman here … good episode though

Lauren S

'two birds with one stone'

mortsafe

I love you Ben I left Tim for you so we can be together forever

Alex Garcia

Where's the DL link?

Ambientus

Will do

Ben Avery

Great episode gentleman

ryan hunt

Hell yeah boys! waiting til my wife gets home from work to watch with her. also, Officer Ben Avery, can i get an update to my scroll credit to "mothershipsupply.etsy.com"? Thank you sir!

REDBAR

This pod is the best I’ve ever listened to. Love Dev’s stories about his dad

Cole

Love the backstory!

Senecathered

There is not enough discussion of baby Yoda on this podcast. Please discuss his many intricacies.

Tom Sullivan

ben devan and jace please send me all your home address so i can send you the special gift i have been making. all ejaculate no bad taste please hurry send today before democrat find and drink

Travis

“I’m gay” — Ben, on YouTube, trying to distract from what he said about vaccines

RetiredAccount

Love my gay dads

Jake Ferno

Papa Avery is very wholesome

Alexis

Bong rip. Coffee. New lemonparty.

The 'Tard

its time to start the party

Tanner Johnson

Thanks Bengay!

Doublespeak

Benchode

Andrew

Bengay

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