P012: new york

We need some of this energy bacc on god no cap fr fr

DooDang

Sad to see what they’ve become

Gruntch

the frog & peepee hour. these early eps were really sonething

CrezD

Yeah FUCK New York and every single person there. You’re all faggots.

Alex Hedstrom

its highly likely that the people who comment “sad to see what you’ve become” to Ben are just assmad he’s not the producer of fattyboombatty anymore. great episode btw much love

Space Tiger Steven

the eating thing was HORRENDOUS

Space Tiger Steven

If these people do not kill a child on every podcast I swear to GOD I WILL CANCEL THIS $5 subscription.

Sniggering

16:17 fuck

Jason Fontaine

I want Tim to tell you to shut the fuck up and stop eating on the podcast. Great otherwise but my autistic brain is about to unsubscribe with the eating

H.P. Lovecrafts cat

bye :)

CCH

field of dumps

Tuesday McGavin

I'll eat a sub every podcast

Tuesday McGavin

ill unsub if they don't eat on every pod!

Paul Fickes

Which episode of hatewatch did he rant about new york on?

Ambientus

No more eating on the podcast or I'll unsubscribe

Austin Laverdure

last year i made the mistake of reading all mccarthys books back to back and then i was depressed for like three months. but absolutely worth it

kellie marwaha

That's like saying let's all only eat bread and drink milk because it'll keep us alive

Ando

if the writing is clear its not needed

Ben Avery

its all good but the that real shit is the four volumes

Ben Avery

It's less efficient because it uses more words. Also, too dry. You're basically Larry David trying to convince people that his bark-dry scone is delicious. I like my prose like Edgar Allen's wet alcoholic tears

Ando

Joseph Campbell's academic works are great but super dense. If anyone wants to check him out before committing to mad volumes I'd def give Pathways to Bliss and The Power of Myth a look. Compilation of interviews and lectures which are a lot more accessible. Quick reads too. We'll all be atoning with The Father in no time.

Charlie Laud

It’s a more efficient way of writing. All the other marks on the page aren’t needed. Cormac is right to fuck with the medium. Also in that book specifically it helps illustrate the desolate landscape.

Ben Avery

I read the road because of you and thought it was alright but the whole no grammar thing pissed me off. Also, Catch 22 is the greatest book ever written

Ando

Just picked it up. Haven’t read it. It was in one of those take a book leave a book things in LA and I grabbed it

Ben Avery

Ben, have you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? It's incredibly entertaining

Ando

ah this was supposed to be a reply to the above. whoops. just go to the previous comment and look thru the replies......

Ben Avery

the passenger and stellas maris by mccarthy were good, prob my least favorite of his, but really interesting ideas in there about jfk and the nuclear bomb etc.... def not worth the sticker price brand new

Ben Avery

poems about the crow by ted hughes

Ben Avery

nonfiction: joseph campbell four volumes of the masks of god is a must. i still havent finished them. and recently i read the autobiography of carl jung called memories, dreams and reflections and it kicked ass. also reading phillip roth right now too. human stain

Ben Avery

doestevsky notes from the underground

Ben Avery

oh and kurt vonnegut obviously. slauhgterhaus 5 and cats cradle

Ben Avery

no country for old men is a must read if u love the movie. also i know its basic but the road is great. and so is catcher in the rye and farenheit 451 and all that shit

Ben Avery

just off the top of my head uhhhh.... kafka on the shore, Norwegian wood, machines like me, no longer human, black dogs, the orchard keeper, the last picture show, angels by denis johnson, jesus's son, fifty two stories by chekhov, lolita by nabokov, white noise (fuck you noah baumbach ill never see the movie), all of David foster wallace's non fiction, brief interviews with hideous men, after dark by murakami wasnt that bad... actually yeah id recommend that. i liked it. oh and heaven is for real by colton burpo

Ben Avery

valis

Ben Avery

Anybody have a list of Ben Avery approved books? Below are the titles I've caught from listening to lemonparty. (Update) The great Ben Avery has replied! See below Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka Child of God - Cormac McCarthy VALIS - Philip Kindred Dick Kafka On the Shore - Haruki Murakami Norwegian Wood - Haruki Murakami Machines Like Me - Ian McEwan No Longer Human - Osamu Dazai Black Dogs - Ian McEwan The Orchard Keeper - Cormac McCarthy The Last Picture Show - Larry McMurtry Angels - Denis Johnson Jesus' Son - Denis Johnson Fifty-Two Stories - Anton Chekhov Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov White Noise - Don DeLillo ("Fuck you Noah Baumbach! I'll never see the movie" - Ben Avery) All of David Foster Wallace's non-fiction Brief Interviews with Hideous Men - David Foster Wallace After Dark - Haruki Murakami No Country for Old Men - Cormac McCarthy ("Must read if you love the movie" - Ben Avery) The Road - Cormac McCarthy Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut Notes from the Underground - Doestevsky Four volumes of the Masks of God - Joseph Campbell Memories, Dreams and Reflections - Carl Jung The Human Stain - Phillip Roth Heaven Is For Real - Colton Burpo The Passenger - Cormac McCarthy Stellas Maris - Cormac McCarthy Poems About the Crow - Ted Hughes

Virtual S

the episode was funny but if yall make us listen to yall eat mcdonalds again i will kill myself and send it to yall

Kevin

I pretty much listen to lemon party 🍋on repeat. Ideally I’m never alone with my thoughts

Nick

If its a Mukbang with Mcdonalds its called a Mcbang

Ethan Higgins

One hundredth comment boys

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

Cum Town West

Stimros Halabad

For some reason I firmly believed it was a patreon episode instead of a regular one so I didn't even think to check there. I'm kind of retarded. Thanks.

Grapist John

its in the timestamps. should be easily searchable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfLqgzDf-uU

Ben Avery

dunno if you listen to hate watch but there were some hilarious ones in there. sadly, don't know which ep re: lemonparty

cheep_hardware

Ben and friends, every episode has been fucking amazing. Keep it up.

ThexNeo

I might be retarded but can anyone remember which episode the no country for old men shit was in? I want to watch it tonight after I rewatch the episode but i cant remember which one it was and the descriptions dont seem to reference it.

Grapist John

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nick

@Sal Sagese incorrect.

Coprophagia Mukbang

Cope and seethe and go eat something

Coprophagia Mukbang

@RandomUser you say that like it's a bad thing

Coprophagia Mukbang

No video yet

Coprophagia Mukbang

The new york rant sounded a lot like a new york rant Jace and Devan did on hate watch. It was kind of a continuation of that one. Loved them both. I always love sequels.

TRHarris

Hey bud I have no idea who you are but go fuck yourself I didn’t ask for your mouth.

Michael Wilson

Yeah it’s funny now, but in like 7 years it might not be

Mr. Bucket

There’s vid for higher tier. Also stop being gay. You obviously wanna suck Devans dick.

YanniShlongDays

never do this shit again

p777

That’s enough

Christ

Christ

where's the video? I just joined the $10 tier. i don't see it

Sponge

This podcast is Coming Home ™️ by Puff Daddy

Fred L

it's insane that I'm listening to something like this. It cannot be real

TdF

Yes. https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

Austin Kowalski

Please always eat fast food during these

Pookey611

Discord is for trannies and faggots

RandomUser

Is there still a discord? If so what is the link?

Euan Campbell

Booooooooo

Joey chestnut

The only podcast left worth listening to. The world of podcasting is the titanic and these three dudes are going to be entertaining us retards as the boat is engulfed

Michael Wilson

NY truly is a hell on earth

KopperTop

The first 10 minutes of this episode might be the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard in my life. If there’s another eating episode I’m unsubscribing, Jesus Christ.

Nick

Hahahahaha great ep

Kyle Anderson

This is great as usual..... just never eat on the pod again🗿

Mike Biz

“You might say that Lemonparty isn’t the best new podcast and to that I would say “well, you’re just epistemologically ignorant beyond comprehension if you think that”, ‘cause that’s just not true at all.” - Jordan Peterson

comixbrainz zzz

If I could request one thing, that would be for the three of you to never change

Lana

Life in the big city 🚬🌆

Coprophagia Mukbang

I want to make a short film of someone who has the hiccups and does absolutely everything to cure them but can’t so they decide to kill themselves and after they jump off the bridge they realize they don’t have the hiccups anymore

Ryan Blankenship

Another top tier episode.

Michael Polites

I just want Ben to become a relapse retard

Brady Nelson

I’m gay 💯🙏

James

Edging to the jace’s can rn

Slurpico

For the love of god never again

David

Ordering filet o’ fish is a trauma response, who hurt you Devan?? Just kidding, we know it was your Dad.

conor fennell

Best episode so far

Bradley Greenwell

Thanks for the episode ❤️ Imagine a champion speed shooter dry firing his suicide

Soren Harvey

The only show I would suffer through eating sounds for.

Neil pearson

Greatest Fuhckin City in Da World, Baybee!!

YanniShlongDays

Don’t ever mukbang again faggots. The chewing and distractions sucked ass. Jk but not really. Great pod.

Michael Polites

Please don’t ever add anymore descriptions to the episodes. I like the mystery.

comixbrainz zzz

9/11 was a funky time

YeetusYeetus Commitus Self-Deletus

the latent psychotic rage within devan reminds me of my childhood, merry christmas dad

tizm

Please put this on YouTube one day, this needs to be shared with the world.

M Craig

this podcast is a spiritual orgasm

Kazimir Volkov

I've had the same thought. Two possible explanations: 1- Ben (a seemingly calm and sane person) was at fault for late TD eps, and is trying to do better with a clean slate 2- Tim (not so calm and/or sane) was a nightmare to schedule around and had Ben working frantically and trying in vain to keep to schedule while his phone melted from the cyber bullying Tim's less stable fans unleashed I'm leaning pretty heavily toward one over the other at this point. But also, I never cared because caring is obviously gay, we get it when we get it.

Nick

Thanks for the punctual uploads. We know what the weak link was before now.

Michael Finley

Best ep yet. Y’all are gold

M Craig

We demand "this is New York buddy" t-shirts

Alex Diaz

Can you guys talk about FBI Crime statistics and blacks?

RandomUser

This is by far the best episode so far. If I can only afford 15 more dollars, but I need my insulin shot. Love you Ben you little chuckle fucker

Stanley Roach

At 51:00 when they are mocking the people who listen and pay to listen to them for like 4 minutes straight had me lolling, reminds me of the peak pandemic era Tim Dillon with the utter contempt for the consumer, I'm just a pay pig that wants to get punished

Andrew

Also I am sitting at john wayne airport drinking my second screw driver so I could be wrong

Max Larsen

Devans rant on NY was great

Max Larsen

LET JACE RAPE WOMEN

RandomUser

Every town named Georgetown needs to be changed because George Floyd was a faggot.

Cody Moravits

Please do not ironically mukbang anymore

Hector

Ben if you’re reading this, please never stop doing cartman… especially when eating 🤣.

Blastycat

Devan be retarded for that order

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Okay.

Jeffrey

I love this show

James

It’s a podcast people

Michael Polites

I swear to GOD Jeffrey I will make you the main attraction at a petting zoo if you EVER talk to Ben like this again

Alexis

Devan is one of the funniest people alive. I get why he’s so pissed at the world lol

Joey chestnut

Jeff the homo

Noah Dino

I killed my mom for not letting me play Xbox one time so now I live in a place for retards and junkies. But yeah you can come

Travis

Can you ask your mom if you can bring a 4th? I’ll bring you an N word hat

the 🐀s gimp

East coast.. flame West coast.. gay

IceHamJello

hi Ben and Jace and Devan. I’m allowed to invite 3 friends to my birthday party and I’d like to invite you. I figured we could play video games and call people the N word and eat pizza and call each other the N word or just choke each other for 8 minutes and 46 seconds. Don’t feel obligated to come I know you guys are busy telling really cool stories and saying fag and retard. Also, I will kill myself if you don’t. No presh

Travis

If you guys don't go see Cosby on tour 2023 you're not the real Lemonparty

IceHamJello

Perfect timing, I was about to make bad decisions

Ambientus

Devan who the fuck orders a filet o fish

Salvatore C Gianfortune

The audio quality on this podcast is top notch, way better than another podcast I listen to...

Jarrett Wood

You gotta be a top tier retard to order a filet o fish from McDonald's. You can hear how uncomfortable Jace is doing a show while people eat haha.

Jo Bones

This reminds me of the Pizza Hut buffet ep of TDS

Cole

Lol LA people are so gay

Ian

Just took my hand off the trigger thank God for this Patreon notification

Financial Foundation

It’s true. I was the lyric.

Alexis

Ah yes, my weekly shipment of custom slurs has arrived, I have to listen with headphones on or my wife will leave me

Andrew

The best and it has been since episode 1. Keep it up fellas!

Xponent

I can confirm. I was the gas station.

Michael

Hey that's that Jay Z lyric

Michael

This pod is one of the few things keeping me from taking a walk on the ocean floor with my concrete boots. Thanks boiz

Mc

If you ever do something this gay again I’m leaving the patreon. No one wanted this, it’s disgusting.

Jeffrey

Premium content xx

Rob M

You have AIDS.

hlirydzwir

I got the bends rn fuuuuck

Ben

🔥🔥🔥

vandul .

I had a dream last night that Jace took me to a gas station and then laughed at me

Alexis

Oinkkkkkkk

Sam Wagner

I have made stool.

George Chauvin

Drops the second I leave my house for work , thank u !

Michael Winborn

Thanks Ben!!

Beatriz Tungland