P013: human laundry machine
Added 2023-01-06 14:01:00 +0000 UTCpaddington, sebastian, stephen paddock, devan's dad wants to meet haim, steve zahn, plane movies, a comedian got cancelled, louis ck kicks ass, gamer, david o russel, roma, alcohlic v gamer, spanish
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I know right haha. Don’t know what made me think of using it but it’s my fantasy football logo as well. A little nostalgia never hurts. Happy thanksgiving fellow lemon head.
E-money3512
2024-11-28 16:48:29 +0000 UTCHoly shit i haven’t thought of bears big blue house in like 2 decades. Your pic just gave me crazy nostalgia
Levi
2024-11-28 04:21:56 +0000 UTCDamn that hit home for me too bruv. Thats why I commented on a nearly 2 year old pod cast ep.
Levi
2024-11-28 04:19:49 +0000 UTCI’m a huge faggot and have no social life so, I re-listen to episodes constantly. Please kill me
E-money3512
2024-11-28 03:53:50 +0000 UTCWhat the fugg you replying to this old a$$ shit nicka?
Levi
2024-11-28 03:15:22 +0000 UTCGod speed brother
E-money3512
2024-11-28 03:14:30 +0000 UTCI am a gay faggot retard
Levi
2024-11-24 03:42:14 +0000 UTCYou tall retard
Nomadic Hermit
2024-07-07 18:38:46 +0000 UTCThe reason everyone forgot about the vegas shooting was because Tom Petty died the day after. When you write songs like Freefalling or Last Dance With Mary Jane art outweighs violence.
Noah Colton
2024-02-18 19:50:42 +0000 UTCToo bad it was only almost
adam gardener
2024-02-07 12:36:10 +0000 UTCLoved the Sebastian riffs
Kyle Sanders
2023-11-16 06:38:47 +0000 UTCactually more like 52:50
Space Tiger Steven
2023-11-13 06:28:30 +0000 UTCDevan said “So you’re a sociopath” really fast and I think the “Soyou’re” part is what triggered Siri. it was around 52:57
Space Tiger Steven
2023-11-13 06:26:54 +0000 UTCHella late but here’s a good Vegas shooting doc. There was another decent one but that got wiped off the internet as well https://youtu.be/eGTjrvb9ELs
Ronnie Coleman’s Spine
2023-07-27 21:42:24 +0000 UTCPlease never talk about movies
Kunt
2023-04-20 21:10:21 +0000 UTCMike mulloy I think
John Cromley
2023-04-05 17:06:06 +0000 UTCfunny funny guys you try more like this
Dana Reinhart
2023-03-19 02:46:16 +0000 UTCJamie-Lee Curtis
Matt Newcomb
2023-03-13 20:17:14 +0000 UTCWoody Harrelson
Matt Newcomb
2023-03-13 20:16:33 +0000 UTCRichard Pryor
Matt Newcomb
2023-03-13 20:16:11 +0000 UTCCarrot Top
Matt Newcomb
2023-03-13 20:15:11 +0000 UTCEddie Murphy
Matt Newcomb
2023-03-13 20:14:21 +0000 UTCAgreed - give the ppl what we want!
K* Nass
2023-02-26 15:11:12 +0000 UTCNeed more Vegas / conspiracy talk in general. Love the pod all around but was loving that last 10 minutes
Gucci
2023-02-06 13:50:47 +0000 UTCis anyone else finding that episode 14 is locked? I can't play either the video or audio version
Sponge
2023-01-13 14:19:32 +0000 UTCWhat comedian were they talking about...
Beth Myers
2023-01-12 13:28:19 +0000 UTCEvery time I hit my vape now I hear "tactical airstrike inbound," and then the missle hits my insecurity, and I realize yeah I'm that guy.
Haydn Lott
2023-01-11 09:37:12 +0000 UTCY’all would no doubt offend anyone I would recommend this pod party to. God speed retards.
Truly Strings & Things
2023-01-11 00:05:21 +0000 UTCYou guys are so right about the Vegas stuff being scrubbed, especially the helicopters. There’s a guy on YouTube that still has some videos up from that time that raise some pretty crazy questions. I don’t subscribe to most of his other content but the Vegas stuff is very interesting: https://youtu.be/eh2avmBi0d0
Tim Armstrong
2023-01-10 20:26:38 +0000 UTCWhat’s amazing is Lump was a completely accidental typo. But yes, alone, Lump isn’t that funny. OG Lump and Tim were great, RIP.
Trevor Wessel
2023-01-10 19:55:59 +0000 UTCKump wouldn’t be anything without Tim Dillon. Lump isn’t funny at all.
Blastycat
2023-01-10 19:11:58 +0000 UTCRemember guys, the vegas shooter blew his brains out with a revolver then dumped the shell casings on his chest. Happens all the time
Bill S Preston Esquire
2023-01-10 14:46:33 +0000 UTCchris d'elia
Mike Pierce
2023-01-09 07:23:15 +0000 UTCLiterally right before y’all turned Siri on accidentally I was driving and my Siri randomly turned on. I turned her off, and then immediately after the podcast started playing again and I heard her respond (on the podcast and I almost crashed.
Brien DeCleene
2023-01-09 00:17:59 +0000 UTCI’ve never read a single comment
Ben Avery
2023-01-08 05:45:28 +0000 UTCI don’t read the comments
Ben Avery
2023-01-08 05:45:15 +0000 UTCben i know u read the comments just wanna say u habe great hair bro
memoryware
2023-01-08 05:09:54 +0000 UTCThere was a lot and I mean a lot of crazy shit that went down that night. I was on the phone with my friend who worked in the MB, and someone pulled up in a taxi, abandoned it and some guy from nowhere appeared and got into it and asked if he needed a ride. The chick who was SP Filipina love machines fb page was just her being at concerts. All of it. The second I got to the end of their account, it disappeared. (I now know that fb takes down high profile accounts. Didn’t then. Still weird.) crazy but a lot of the interviews with local news stations are gone as well. I sure as hell think twice now anytime I wanna lift a gaudy shotglass (pun intended) from a tacky gift shop downtown.
Stan
2023-01-08 00:34:31 +0000 UTCI thought it was east coast somewhere. Yep. Tried finding that a while ago, couldn’t. Prob cause I’m a retard.
Stan
2023-01-08 00:24:29 +0000 UTCBen's impersonation of whoever this Sebastian guy is was so fucking good
Jason Fontaine
2023-01-07 23:56:52 +0000 UTCWhy the fuck is this the best fucking podcast ever?
Thomas
2023-01-07 23:40:30 +0000 UTCYah who is it
Thomas
2023-01-07 23:27:14 +0000 UTCI came here to say the same thing. I’ve never laughed so hard for so long.
Thomas
2023-01-07 23:26:42 +0000 UTCcan’t even find anything about this guy’s situation online; great pr team
Taylor Koontz
2023-01-07 22:59:49 +0000 UTCI love that Ben’s podcast makes 4x what Ray Lump’s does after Ray said, “Stay tuned for the next Ben Avery project.”
Trevor Wessel
2023-01-07 20:08:02 +0000 UTCI still can’t believe how good this podcast is. I’m going through Hate Watch eps now just to get close to my lemonparty happy place
CARISSA SLATER
2023-01-07 17:25:01 +0000 UTC🤗
Dani G. German
2023-01-07 15:03:58 +0000 UTCAlso, what came In Saudi Arabia a month after the shooting in Vegas points to this being true. After the failed attempt at his life, MBS started rounding up political opponents, dissidents, prominent business people, billionaires, and anybody with power who opposed his rule. He gathered roughly 500 people in the Riyadh Ritz Carlton, in what was known as the "night of the beating" under the guise of a corruption crackdown.
Preston Ryan
2023-01-07 09:22:48 +0000 UTCI read the Saudi theory about a year ago. It was eerily convincing. What many people don't remember, was that there were reports of different shootings up and down the Vegas strip. I remember watching the reports come in on live TV. The theory goes on to say that it was a coup attempt by warring factions of the Saudi Royal family for succession of power and that the shootings on the strip were assassination attempts on Royal family members. The shooting of concert goers was necessary to draw attention and emergency services away from other areas.
Preston Ryan
2023-01-07 08:55:35 +0000 UTCThis documentary is narated by a huge piece of shit but is pretty much the best source of info on Mandalay bay
Big Papa
2023-01-07 06:54:47 +0000 UTCLol I follow you on Twitter, you’re hilarious
Bree
2023-01-07 06:45:22 +0000 UTCJesus, that beginning bit is so based
Tommy Bool
2023-01-07 05:28:22 +0000 UTCYandex, a Russian one, is the best I've found.
Noah Taylor
2023-01-07 05:12:46 +0000 UTCAnyone know the comedian?
Jack Blanton
2023-01-07 05:10:14 +0000 UTCHere you go, Ben. https://rumble.com/vsif5f-route-91-uncovering-the-cover-up-las-vegas-shooting-scandal-documentary-min.html
Joseph Brown
2023-01-07 04:21:06 +0000 UTCThe Sebastian as paddock bit and the Mandalay Bay rant were fucking hilarious this is my officially my new favorite podcast 😂
Bobby Alanis
2023-01-07 03:26:36 +0000 UTCNew rule… don’t mention Slim Grillin on this message board. No references to Grim Pillin or Trim Fillin let’s move on
Ridge
2023-01-07 00:44:10 +0000 UTCYou guys turned Siri on in my car. That scared the shit out of me
Knickoson
2023-01-07 00:30:26 +0000 UTCwoke satan needs to make a return
websplorer
2023-01-06 23:28:35 +0000 UTCAfter watching some Brain Jail, I long for the return of the Roland VT-3 voice changer
sinuendo
2023-01-06 22:13:07 +0000 UTCMike Malloy
3guys1lemon
2023-01-06 21:57:40 +0000 UTCBen literally couldn’t stop himself from saying game boy colored, it’s like his racism is compulsive.
conor fennell
2023-01-06 21:49:03 +0000 UTCGreat squeeze 🍋🍋🍋 Thanks boys
Adam Goodman
2023-01-06 21:33:25 +0000 UTCGreen fag sounds like a clip to me
Ridge
2023-01-06 20:49:16 +0000 UTCYep.
vandul .
2023-01-06 20:35:05 +0000 UTCBen, I heard Tim stuck a road flare up your ass!
Michael Finley
2023-01-06 20:34:09 +0000 UTCgay gay gay
Tropico
2023-01-06 20:08:08 +0000 UTCAround 1:13:00 Devan talks about the Police officer playing Simon Says with some guy and ends up shooting him. Think that was somewhere in Arizona. Soo many shootings, hard to keep track of them all.
comixbrainz zzz
2023-01-06 19:35:07 +0000 UTCFor those asking, I believe the “comedian” in question is Mike Mulloy.
Matt
2023-01-06 19:30:18 +0000 UTCthe sebastian bit absolutely killed me. perfection
kellie marwaha
2023-01-06 19:14:18 +0000 UTCGreat episode. Paddock wanted to become infamous - it worked, retards still talk about him. He fired a little more than 1,100 rounds over 10mins which is totally doable when alternating rifles. I predict Devan will break his record.
Yurr Aphagg
2023-01-06 19:05:24 +0000 UTCHe looks like gout...I Lol'd hard at that one. Greatest podcast around.
Mark J Fitzgerald
2023-01-06 18:38:56 +0000 UTCTin-foil Sebastian is a fucking godly bit! I’ve died and gone to retard heaven.
Jake Novak
2023-01-06 18:32:59 +0000 UTCThis ones got me dying
Mack Tietze
2023-01-06 18:28:02 +0000 UTCLemon party maniscalco impression > tim Dillon maniscalco impression
Boy George Floyd
2023-01-06 18:27:23 +0000 UTCI need a name.
Viktor Engqvist
2023-01-06 18:19:46 +0000 UTCI love how you goons only capitalized the first letters in the titles of four of your public episodes. No consistency. Incredibly unprofessional. 10/10
Post Academic
2023-01-06 17:57:55 +0000 UTCSebastian Maniscalco as Stephen Paddock maybe one of the best podcast moments of all time
Connor Meehan
2023-01-06 17:57:24 +0000 UTC*Super sweet episode*
Matt
2023-01-06 17:45:45 +0000 UTCWho was the comedian?
Ulysses Vargas
2023-01-06 17:37:44 +0000 UTCGreat show guys, who's the comic yall were talking about?
Dani G. German
2023-01-06 17:36:21 +0000 UTCYou guys should listen to the TrueAnon episode about the Mandalay Bay shooting
dadjokefan
2023-01-06 17:27:15 +0000 UTCThat ending makes this the best lemon party yet
Jack McNamara
2023-01-06 17:22:15 +0000 UTCIn Firefox go to page info, scroll to mp3, click save
Mike J
2023-01-06 16:55:15 +0000 UTCIt’s funny how Tim try’s to be nice to his new producer even tho he can’t hold a candle to Bens big toe
the 🐀s gimp
2023-01-06 16:41:52 +0000 UTCStop using Google to look into conspiracies lol. Use duckduckgo or other search engines.
Jo Bones
2023-01-06 16:34:18 +0000 UTCMake “fat anonymous” merch
Carmen Nayeli Ambriz
2023-01-06 15:54:02 +0000 UTCWhich comic were they taking about?
Ambientus
2023-01-06 15:25:01 +0000 UTCAnyone knows who the comedian they were talking about?
Wolfgang cho
2023-01-06 15:23:44 +0000 UTCReading the show notes I get to Stephen paddock and it got my dick way up on hard.
Anderson Anton
2023-01-06 15:19:17 +0000 UTCMake it downloadable
Trent Allen
2023-01-06 15:09:43 +0000 UTCDo you think Jace has ever put his mouth on a newborn infant’s penis when nobody else is around?
RandomUser
2023-01-06 14:50:53 +0000 UTCWhat better way to spend my favorite holiday than listening to the three most important people in my life perform this high art. From slurs in a cartman impression to slurs in a 6/10 tony soprano impression, there’s nothing they can’t do folks. In the meantime, I’m gonna finish painting my face red white and blue, put on my Viking hat, pour myself a nice cold kool aid jammer and listen to you boys play the hits
Travis
2023-01-06 14:38:39 +0000 UTCWas gonna save this bowl but now? Nah... fuck it B)
Skazzo
2023-01-06 14:35:27 +0000 UTCI’m a retard 🖤
Christ
2023-01-06 14:26:20 +0000 UTC🍋 Ben 🍋 Relapsed 🍋
conor fennell
2023-01-06 14:17:59 +0000 UTCI’ve got a drawer of candy bars and drawer of fig newtons in front of me and my head phones on. I’m ready to get FAT
Rob
2023-01-06 14:17:59 +0000 UTCTHERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH MY PAYMENT BUT IM HERE
Alexis
2023-01-06 14:14:04 +0000 UTCI look forward to Fridays because of this
Ambientus
2023-01-06 14:10:54 +0000 UTCThe intro song is what keeps me alive
Meqa
2023-01-06 14:10:13 +0000 UTCLemon 🍋 Gang
Steve Lit
2023-01-06 14:09:54 +0000 UTCWhat a bunch of fucking retards
Andrew
2023-01-06 14:09:44 +0000 UTCi am escite
Drew Lavoie
2023-01-06 14:05:56 +0000 UTCRight
Cole
2023-01-06 14:03:13 +0000 UTCThank you kind sirs! Gentlemen & scholars !
Cody Moravits
2023-01-06 14:02:46 +0000 UTCBenjamin “That Rocks” Avery
Anne-Franks and Frisbeans
2023-01-06 14:02:45 +0000 UTCThanks ben
Max Larsen
2023-01-06 14:02:06 +0000 UTCFinally I waited until 9:01.. figured you were hungover again
David Bosquet
2023-01-06 14:02:04 +0000 UTC🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
James
2023-01-06 14:01:35 +0000 UTCAggghhhhhhh new lemon party I'm gonna coooooom
Jordon white
2023-01-06 14:01:27 +0000 UTC
