P084: fat battles
Added 2024-05-10 12:00:10 +0000 UTCComments
He's as tall and wide as a vending machine. He's built Texas tarded
E L î
2024-05-22 21:37:57 +0000 UTCThey just were away for 10 days together. There’s nothing like shitting all over your friends, that’s what LP fans enjoy. We’re all assholes waiting to say something shitty for the sheer joy of it! Not turning mean, like it did with the pig.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-17 14:15:18 +0000 UTCE L i , I’m glad, I’m not the only one who feels that way!
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-17 14:04:02 +0000 UTCoh man ben's gonna mess this child up real bad. gonna make her believe she has an ED which she will be going to hell for. lol
toadman
2024-05-15 21:21:23 +0000 UTCGood album there bud, even better when sucking penises
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-14 07:49:46 +0000 UTCBESS PARDADA CHIMPKIN
T-Swzzle
2024-05-13 03:03:04 +0000 UTCfresh out the psych ward don't think a motherfucker afraid to go back
ThatGuyTobias
2024-05-12 16:35:25 +0000 UTCBen it might be time you leave these guys behind. You've clearly outgrown these heathens, join the Catholic Church and start a new podcast with Taylor Marshall where you talk about the evils of modernity and the beauty of the Traditional Latin Mass.
Maarten .
2024-05-12 13:13:34 +0000 UTCKILL IT!
Mike Cannata
2024-05-11 21:13:24 +0000 UTCDon’t worry man it’s a bit, he’s going to break the cycle and raise her Catholic, she’s going to be absolutely fine. #stolenfaith
Sniggering
2024-05-11 15:56:48 +0000 UTCNo Ben is the one stealing valour! He’s been thin forever and has just entered his “sure I’m fat but it’s not totally off the rails while simultaneously definitely being off the rails” phase and it’s going to be great to see how sad he becomes. Just you wait bud in 6 months you’re going to be looking at an exhausted fatgot that has surpassed everyone’s expectations. I believe in you Ben!
Sniggering
2024-05-11 15:52:37 +0000 UTCIt was actually designed by Anthony Cumia 👍
Sniggering
2024-05-11 15:04:20 +0000 UTCIt’s the weekend, gentlemen!
Now Watch This Drive
2024-05-11 12:33:35 +0000 UTCI’m late as hell but still GAY AS SHIT JAJAJAJA
Burnout❄️Bushido
2024-05-11 10:45:18 +0000 UTCFinna bink
Jamie Birch
2024-05-11 05:25:23 +0000 UTCJust joined and I’m loving the intro you made
noice
2024-05-11 04:04:35 +0000 UTCGuys can we have a contest for the heaviest Lemon Party fan?
Arthur Cady
2024-05-11 03:01:56 +0000 UTCinstilling your hang ups and complexes about eating into your daughter is not the way to go- one way ticket to her growing up with an unhealthy relationship to eating and her body
Gina
2024-05-11 02:14:06 +0000 UTCthe chris rock quote is from his special tambourine
Gina
2024-05-11 01:53:29 +0000 UTCEven if the bible isn't real, it holds valuable insights into life. It can and has been corrupted by mankind, but the scripture itself isn't negative. Most times its the churches that bastardize the bible, I've found that just randomly flipping to a section whenever I feel compelled to has brought my closer to god than any church has.
E L î
2024-05-11 01:33:44 +0000 UTCAmon ra = Amen
Gabriel
2024-05-11 01:21:40 +0000 UTCChristianity is based around sun worship Mr. Avery, hence 'the light of the world' and the 'son/sun of God', the movement of the sun through the seasons including the movement of the other wandering stars aka planets is basically where all of our holidays and traditions originate from. 7 days of the week, 7 recognized planets, the day of attending church is SUNday.
Dillon
2024-05-11 00:58:30 +0000 UTCJerking off is sooo much better than my girls pussy
Garrettvapesalot
2024-05-11 00:12:29 +0000 UTCgreat show in philly last night boys
henry3000
2024-05-10 23:59:31 +0000 UTCYou tell those fags Ben, the Bible rules.
Free Hat
2024-05-10 23:05:23 +0000 UTC35,000 $ currently, I think they mean going from 35,000-50,000$ of patreon money.
CCH
2024-05-10 20:38:58 +0000 UTCThe Patreon is at 35? 35 what?!
Steven Bersebach
2024-05-10 19:49:08 +0000 UTCThanks for an awesome Boston show sorry if I was acting a bit extra lol
Pixelante
2024-05-10 17:24:55 +0000 UTCthis was one of the best episodes
Marc Giguere
2024-05-10 17:07:11 +0000 UTCReading this is funny because I just don't actually know
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-10 17:01:45 +0000 UTCI’m a radiologist, not a derm, you have those rashes because you’re a tranny, Ben, not because you’re fat. Hope this helps
Danny
2024-05-10 16:48:45 +0000 UTCben is starting to look like will
dino
2024-05-10 16:28:45 +0000 UTCIs it really cheating if she’s already had a child. You’re talking about spoilt milk at this point.
Sniggering
2024-05-10 16:09:16 +0000 UTCJust send me directions and I’ll start loading my weapon brother.
Sniggering
2024-05-10 16:02:56 +0000 UTCi love how the captions of every episode start out like: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Shiso Hanzai
2024-05-10 15:48:24 +0000 UTCWhat a fagg Ben is
Jacob
2024-05-10 15:33:37 +0000 UTCIf you think what Jace says is “doing God’s will” you are extremely mislead.
Knickoson
2024-05-10 15:06:51 +0000 UTCPlz join the LPUnion sniggering
E L î
2024-05-10 15:02:41 +0000 UTCGod has not deserted Ben/jace, if anything they have helped do his will by bringing joy to all of us.
E L î
2024-05-10 14:58:47 +0000 UTCHe and Ben are tall. And, Devan isn't short, the Avery boys are just well over 6 feet tall.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-10 14:57:50 +0000 UTCListening to this on the last day of my weight cut for a jiu jitsu tournament counts as self harm
Jack
2024-05-10 14:46:21 +0000 UTCHim and Ben are both 6’4 but Ben has terrible posture
David Lucas
2024-05-10 14:35:13 +0000 UTCIt’s sad to see how little you’ve cum
Danny
2024-05-10 14:34:52 +0000 UTCDevan is a troglodyte when it comes to fat fuck cuisine. #stolenvalor
Ratsnest
2024-05-10 14:34:49 +0000 UTCBen cheated on his wife in DC, kissed and groped a lady!
Danny
2024-05-10 14:34:39 +0000 UTCI'm going to soak my balls in Coke Zero and enjoy a glass of Por Osos whilst watching. Very good boys
Ratsnest
2024-05-10 14:25:41 +0000 UTCI was off for 2 years and lost 60lbs. Got back on the wagon last year and gained it right back. I have become the wagon
TheSky Guy23
2024-05-10 14:10:29 +0000 UTCHe kept grabbing the pretty ladies.
George Floyd Avery
2024-05-10 13:46:58 +0000 UTCI could feel the panic in Jace when Ben started talking about going back to church
DreadPirateRoberts
2024-05-10 13:39:09 +0000 UTCI’ll allow them to cook
Knickoson
2024-05-10 13:35:39 +0000 UTCI just did that, too. Starting drinking Jack and Coke. I gained 10 pounds in a month. And, I slammed 3 beers at the Boston show. I gotta slow down.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-10 13:34:05 +0000 UTCWhat should they stop talking about god and fat?! Don’t be gay, let them cook this shit soup
Seymour Buetts
2024-05-10 13:31:17 +0000 UTCHow big is Jace? The live show photos he looks like a giant.
Seymour Buetts
2024-05-10 13:30:31 +0000 UTCCola Cola goes good with everything! That's the problem, that was always my downfall. It was something that I love so much. That's what it made me fat, definitely.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-10 13:29:25 +0000 UTCNot that you’d want to go to Sarasota, Florida but their Amish buffets were fucking good. Any buffet, the ice cream machine has the shittest watery, ice milk. That's for children who are entertained by the machine and it gets them out of hair.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-10 13:22:52 +0000 UTCI think this is like five straight shows Jayce has brought up Christianity, Jesus lives so rent free
Knickoson
2024-05-10 13:22:40 +0000 UTCYou heard it boys, 50k Jace drinks
Seymour Buetts
2024-05-10 13:19:55 +0000 UTCGotta love Wawa!! Anywhere with the Freestyle Coke machine. If there are 2 machines, verify the correct ratio, one machine might be better. My M.O. grab styrofoam cup make your drink, leisurely look around for food and snacks, drinking as much as possible, refill as many times needed before leaving.
Kaysee68-Kathy C
2024-05-10 13:09:33 +0000 UTCJayce quit acting like you aren’t chronically addicted to porn
Knickoson
2024-05-10 13:01:18 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5wGcEPezcI
deadass
2024-05-10 13:00:51 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-05-10 12:34:49 +0000 UTCNot to encourage you fuck heads but I just started drinking again after 2 years off. It’s been great!
Russ Sibbison
2024-05-10 12:33:00 +0000 UTCI thought ben and devon were just bantering and arguing the last few weeks just for laughs, but it's starting to seem sincere. I'm worried the podcast might not last much longer due to infighting. Sad to see what they've become
Chris Mooney
2024-05-10 12:20:11 +0000 UTCAs a former fat piece of shit transitioning to fat for the 5th time, I truly feel Devans pain, Ben has a long sweaty journey ahead of him.
Sniggering
2024-05-10 12:17:53 +0000 UTCmore like fag battles amiright?
BustCohle
2024-05-10 12:13:17 +0000 UTCFatty has now gone through the entirety of dad wear, from shorts too soon in the year that are way too short, to 3/4s that haven’t been in since 2006 to now this. Chinos and a navy pullover describing the life of a failed stock broker in 2012 asking for a free drink at the local country club. In contrast JACE seems to be rocking some lovely new wears, complimented only by Devans’ accompanying swagger. Will be sending an industrial sized vat of fructose corn syrup to the PO Box as planned, (just waiting on the export license from China 🇨🇳) happy dipping brother.
Sniggering
2024-05-10 12:08:26 +0000 UTCHow did you like Wawa Ben? Bet you loved it fatboy
Uncle Ellis
2024-05-10 12:06:46 +0000 UTCI was at the live show in dc. Ben went around groping men specifically and then tried to blame it on some congressmen he claimed was in the crowd…sad to see what he’s become
Pat
2024-05-10 12:03:05 +0000 UTCGona suck some dick to this thanks lemons
thewallstreeturinal
2024-05-10 12:02:41 +0000 UTCTickle me tonsils, let's fucken go
Russ Sibbison
2024-05-10 12:01:51 +0000 UTCI’m ninjas dad
JT
2024-05-10 12:01:08 +0000 UTCThe boys are back in town
Dirtylitterbox
2024-05-10 12:00:53 +0000 UTC
