P087: Hell's janitor
Added 2024-05-31 12:00:14 +0000 UTCComments
It's funny when having kids becomes a person's whole identity and it's the least unique thing about them.
Martin Ssempa Fi
2024-10-10 16:41:27 +0000 UTCGreat ep, you guys are great buddies! I’m having too much fun with drinking and drugs. It sounded that Ben’s choices with how much, why and where to drink were horrible
Cormac Pizzabox
2024-06-27 17:54:46 +0000 UTCYeah that was sucky hahahah
Samuel Patterson
2024-06-06 16:43:16 +0000 UTCgod damn it I missed it
D
2024-06-06 09:01:48 +0000 UTCI hate musicals so much. Thank you Ben and Devan for validating my thoughts.
EthanDubz
2024-06-06 02:03:16 +0000 UTCSad to see what they’ve become
petruzzo
2024-06-05 11:05:08 +0000 UTCAnd now joeys gone off with Devan’s mom Sad to see
Rosemery Cardenas
2024-06-04 16:20:53 +0000 UTCIt’s not joke, he’s actually morbidly obese and even worse he’s actually behind on his mortgage. All started when Devan and Ida broke up and Devan ran off with Bens wife…
Sniggering
2024-06-04 10:56:46 +0000 UTCsuch a great ep and thank you for almost 2hrs of racism boys very good
account gooogle
2024-06-04 00:45:21 +0000 UTCI did not read a goddamn word you typed, but your gay for typing this much
ThatGuyTobias
2024-06-03 21:56:09 +0000 UTCfelt like Thanos was choking me. my gf ( a nurse) too my BP and told me I needed to go to the hospital NOW. spent the night in the ICU. more debt, yaaaay. but it was all stress related and from binge eating.
Eddie Cantu
2024-06-03 04:51:12 +0000 UTCSymptoms?
la5
2024-06-03 04:01:08 +0000 UTCBen’s slowing becoming Bert Kreischer. Joking about being fat. SAD
Rosemery Cardenas
2024-06-02 20:26:50 +0000 UTCIt’s been impressive seeing Ben transform into a fat Chad Warden the last 3 months
Ben Avery
2024-06-02 19:56:31 +0000 UTCCringe faggot
Sniggering
2024-06-02 17:30:53 +0000 UTCNo Devan has actually been pretty open about fucking kids in cinemas.
Sniggering
2024-06-02 15:44:36 +0000 UTCDevan is possessed by the baby reindeer
Ridge
2024-06-02 14:14:03 +0000 UTCHell ya brother
Archdiocese Chocula
2024-06-01 14:15:18 +0000 UTCBen - Haribo makes something called Sour S’ketties which is gummy pasta. Be a man go to the bodega buy some and twirl that fork all the way to 300lbs. We all know that is your next milestone.
Ridge
2024-06-01 13:43:12 +0000 UTCBen in a fat suit ?
Ridge
2024-06-01 13:37:44 +0000 UTCGastroenterologist
Rasmusey
2024-06-01 12:45:36 +0000 UTCDevan gets him back tho at 1:25:38
Ray Kump
2024-06-01 10:49:30 +0000 UTCLoved the episode; very good. Interesting to see three bros rotating their vices on offset schedules. Probably a good idea that you didn’t over-align simultaneously on corpulence, alcoholism, etc. Maybe consider a vice chore wheel and spin it a few times a year to see who gets to be fat, who can booze it up, who can smoke cigs, and so forth. Top tier episode. This battle arc has been good fun and surprisingly poignant for imminently evicted cringe cuck LA tryhards.
D L
2024-06-01 08:30:02 +0000 UTCWhoever responds to this comment first sucks their own gay dad's dick.
REDBAR
2024-06-01 06:05:20 +0000 UTCI got it!
OrionCross
2024-06-01 05:03:01 +0000 UTC( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ (c" ತ,_ತ)
Shiso Hanzai
2024-06-01 04:48:30 +0000 UTCGuys, until proven guilty, Devan is just an alleged cinemaphile.
REDBAR
2024-06-01 04:29:42 +0000 UTCMy PTSD from O&A imploding is being triggered by this episode.
Donny
2024-06-01 04:00:17 +0000 UTCI edged the entire time. My cock is only for touching Devan, Jace, or Ben's anal labia.
Mike Brown
2024-06-01 03:33:55 +0000 UTCWhen Ben says he'll pray for you he sounds and looks like a Hispanic mom
HalfFaget
2024-06-01 02:43:17 +0000 UTCBen’s cameo he gave me was so fucking funny, I just upgraded my Patreon. I don’t care how gay cameos are
Degenerate123
2024-06-01 02:28:38 +0000 UTCMore like a dl brother
Booker T
2024-06-01 02:17:59 +0000 UTCThe infighting keeps me from killing myself. Keep up the good work boys. Yours truly, a great big fag ❤️
Steven Bersebach
2024-06-01 01:50:25 +0000 UTCBen trolling with those pads under his clothes, right?
RuggMugg
2024-05-31 23:01:48 +0000 UTCThen Devan says honestly one of the most profound things I've ever heard re: Jesus and sure doesn't Ben go 'yeah that's strange'. If ben is so interested in these things he might have connected what Devan said with Platonic idealism and how that was one of the biggest influences on christianity.
Patrick
2024-05-31 22:45:43 +0000 UTC1:23:00 Jace articulated that wonderfully and then ben just dismisses it smugly. How does he expect anyone to even humour his beliefs, if this is all sincere, if he's just going to be like that. I love ben but he's an awful uppity dose of shite when he gets like that. Acknowledging what people are saying but not really taking it in.
Patrick
2024-05-31 22:40:17 +0000 UTCBen goes classic Dreyfuss at the end of the episode
Walter
2024-05-31 22:40:16 +0000 UTCBen you fucking idiot learn to update your drivers fucking moron, next time the live streams late, I'll do nothing about it.
ThatGuyTobias
2024-05-31 22:36:34 +0000 UTCYou guys rule but are also gay and retarted
Sebastian
2024-05-31 22:22:55 +0000 UTCIt’s Friday, you mongoloids!
Now Watch This Drive
2024-05-31 22:16:59 +0000 UTC1:10:30 Devan is checked THE FUCK out
Kenneth B.
2024-05-31 22:09:45 +0000 UTCHearing Jace talk about genuinely being happy genuinely makes me happy. I'm a cringe fag
Russ Sibbison
2024-05-31 21:51:11 +0000 UTCI think you know the answer
David B.
2024-05-31 21:32:46 +0000 UTCben, take it from me. I just had to pay 20k in taxes. I now have no money, ive been binge eating. and recently went to the hospital for a crazy blood pressure spike. my uber eats was going insane like yours. please stop, im praying for you.
Eddie Cantu
2024-05-31 21:17:37 +0000 UTCBoys go full libtard on this episode
Ridge
2024-05-31 21:07:45 +0000 UTCBen go touch grass bud lol
Blastycat
2024-05-31 21:00:43 +0000 UTCWe all love Ben. We’re so gay for Ben it’s retarded.
Ridge
2024-05-31 20:58:34 +0000 UTCThat’s gay fag
Booker T
2024-05-31 20:57:51 +0000 UTCLike a homo thug ?
Ridge
2024-05-31 20:57:42 +0000 UTCBen keeps edging the parasocial fellows
Ridge
2024-05-31 20:51:18 +0000 UTCEdgelord of the flies
Ridge
2024-05-31 20:38:31 +0000 UTCI wish the girls on Patreon would sit like Ben does
No Country for Old Ben
2024-05-31 19:58:09 +0000 UTCI love it , ahahah this episode was hilarious 🤣
GLMT
2024-05-31 19:51:47 +0000 UTCDevon messaged me and said he’s tuning the weight on Ben’s scale to make him think he’s losing weight.
No Country for Old Ben
2024-05-31 19:51:37 +0000 UTCAs he should
No Country for Old Ben
2024-05-31 19:47:58 +0000 UTCYeah he's the only other one I knew of, where you from?
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 19:30:13 +0000 UTCThis is 100% confirmed in the latest leak!
Sniggering
2024-05-31 19:25:34 +0000 UTCDevan is a faggot any midget that like the NBAss that much has to be a closeted homo
Booker T
2024-05-31 19:24:38 +0000 UTCReally worried about him. Only so many lemons this side of the pond.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 19:24:25 +0000 UTCThe moment Devan goes off. 🤤🤤🤤
Sniggering
2024-05-31 19:22:58 +0000 UTCCall of Duty league?
Sniggering
2024-05-31 19:21:43 +0000 UTCit's a damn shame
USAnmbr1
2024-05-31 17:55:03 +0000 UTCJesus and Patrice are the only two black people Ben actually respects.
E L î
2024-05-31 17:41:13 +0000 UTCBen is the 2024’s Vincent ambrosia. Sad to see what he’s become
Karter Jones
2024-05-31 17:11:49 +0000 UTCA CDL is the bullet I'm looking at right now
Nifears
2024-05-31 17:10:22 +0000 UTCThe last four episodes have been the best in a long time. Ben v Devan is my favorite.
tucked between
2024-05-31 16:48:56 +0000 UTCSo fussy today
Came-4-Chrissy-D-Then-Yanny-Put-His-Hand-On-My-Knee-And-I-Ran-To-The-Bathroom-to-Goo
2024-05-31 16:30:33 +0000 UTCbook of mormon rocked
rock0
2024-05-31 16:18:28 +0000 UTCWay ahead of you bud.
Fiddy.Ty
2024-05-31 15:55:01 +0000 UTCSync your auto blows to the podcast
Zacharie T. Boutoille
2024-05-31 15:49:10 +0000 UTCJk I love u Ben
David B.
2024-05-31 15:33:40 +0000 UTCBens a hipster douche bag
David B.
2024-05-31 15:22:19 +0000 UTCI heard Ben is lashing out because he’s having marital problems.
Currently Busting
2024-05-31 15:21:19 +0000 UTCThat auto blow is sucking my soul thru my phone
Kylie
2024-05-31 15:17:47 +0000 UTCDid he then continue to repeatedly superchat like a retard or did he chill out?
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 15:07:43 +0000 UTCHe hit up one of the streams last week to apologize
David B.
2024-05-31 15:06:57 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-05-31 15:01:28 +0000 UTCBen constantly trying to trip up Devan hahaha
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 15:00:12 +0000 UTCBen’s out of control. Let us all be thankful for Devan.
tucked between
2024-05-31 15:00:03 +0000 UTCHow'd it go?
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 14:56:02 +0000 UTCManipulate hasn't commented on YouTube or the patreon at all since he got kicked out of the show, I'm actually curious if he's genuinely dead
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 14:52:25 +0000 UTCNah that was Jace
Samuel Patterson
2024-05-31 14:51:33 +0000 UTCJust here for the Ben Velcro shoes era i can see the drool stains from here.
Boy George Floyd
2024-05-31 14:31:16 +0000 UTCBen we’re not trolling. We’re truth tellers. And you’re a fat gay liar who’s in over his head with a house and child he can’t afford. Sad to see what you’ve become
Pat
2024-05-31 14:30:44 +0000 UTCDoctors orders as follows: Strictly prescription only 2 episodes of Lemon Party and HateWatch per week. 3-4 full sugar red bulls per day and a good dentist.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 14:24:56 +0000 UTCSnig, what meds do u take? I gotta get on whatever shit ur on
E L î
2024-05-31 14:20:11 +0000 UTCkinda gay to love a man Ben
Gina
2024-05-31 14:16:54 +0000 UTCThese boys are at each other's throats. Sad to see what they've become. Cringe!
Matt
2024-05-31 14:12:20 +0000 UTC“You Abilene Texas dipshit” is such a great chirp from Devan.
Dirty Clamski
2024-05-31 14:07:29 +0000 UTCI can’t deny the evidence is right there in front of us. Devan has been so upset with Ben ever since his went and disrespected Hatewatch with his mukbang. We may not have long left until Devan is parading Bens kid around on Hatewatch as a payback for him sleeping with Ida. Bloody Persians.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:59:49 +0000 UTCoh shit, Katie is schtooping baddmanjohn?
USAnmbr1
2024-05-31 13:50:33 +0000 UTCBen did say that when we hit 50k on the paych he’ll have a drink
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:34:48 +0000 UTCWhen Ben quits fidgeting with these little habits he’s trying to keep himself content with and gets back to the booze — I’m joining the Yellow Kings.
David Eric Ricketts
2024-05-31 13:30:18 +0000 UTCMAKE MERICA GAY AGAIN
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:24:35 +0000 UTCYou’re telling me, did you know his wife had been having an affair with a John Knauf, a local barman!
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:23:11 +0000 UTCThe Lemons final form.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:20:29 +0000 UTCKatie's already gone, if you read between the lines it's pretty obvious. Clearly Devan made a pass at her at the cinema and Ben retaliated by sleeping with Ida. Ben has "disposed" of Katie, hence setting the alibi of her drink driving.
Russ Sibbison
2024-05-31 13:20:28 +0000 UTCYes you are!
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:19:09 +0000 UTCI have redirected all of my funds towards the campaign, make America gay again.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:14:42 +0000 UTCWe really are lucky to see Devan going in, DEVANRANT.exe is to this day tremendous.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:13:54 +0000 UTCThis is true and can be evidenced by Bens recent appearance on Hatewatch. He didn’t nothing but disrespect the Hatewatch community, ordering doordash to arrive while the podcast was rolling and then continuing to eat said food into the microphone is almost sadistic. Devan was only able to pull it together by ensuring the nuclear fallout was sparring between two bears and fatard. It’s likely we’ll see Devan eventually leave LP and take Katie and Bens kid with him.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:12:51 +0000 UTCIM SO HAPPY, today after a long and in depth investigation, we have received the entirety of Bens’ past 5 years of financial transactions. This has confirmed two things which have been speculated about for nearly a generation. 1. Ben does not own a home, however he is the trustee of a trust setup of by the church of latter-day taints. In exchange for living at a 30 cents on the dollar monthly rent, he occasionally allows the church to use his garage as a hostel for lost souls usually Asian between the ages of 8-12. 2. Ben has a saved a significant amount of money from investing in local fast food franchises, subsequently filming private mukbangs inside said restaurants causing a butterfly effect to form fellow customers to “Fear Of Missing Out” forcing them to immediately order more food increasing his profits. The funds from these proceedings have gone into a charity foundation aimed at helping children and adults who are effected by living in close proximity (within 1 mile) of John Knauf.
Sniggering
2024-05-31 13:03:14 +0000 UTCThe live shows have really driven a wedge between Ben and Devan, tensions at an all time high across LP and HW. Can't wait to see what comes out of the latest Avery podcast schism!
Russ Sibbison
2024-05-31 12:35:43 +0000 UTCGo Devin Go!
Screwed in Tunnel Monkey
2024-05-31 12:19:18 +0000 UTChave to unsub trump needs all the donations he can get to fight the woke mind virus i suggest all fellow lemon heads do the same...
Chachi
2024-05-31 12:17:18 +0000 UTCFantastic
BustCohle
2024-05-31 12:11:34 +0000 UTCI can’t get fired at work. I’m just gonna start saying it
Special Ed class
2024-05-31 12:09:10 +0000 UTCStarting my morning off right with my favorite homosexuals. Going into this interview mentally prepared to call the interviewer a retard. Wish me luck.
OrionCross
2024-05-31 12:08:46 +0000 UTCBen has a lot on his plate right now guys
Frank Jimenez
2024-05-31 12:07:25 +0000 UTCGood morning lemon heads. May we all raise up President Trump in our prayers.
Knickoson
2024-05-31 12:05:51 +0000 UTC
