P094: modern day philosopher
Added 2024-07-19 12:00:16 +0000 UTCComments
i’m proud of ben for keeping the show going new studio and he didn’t leave us🥹
account gooogle
2024-08-05 12:17:25 +0000 UTCThere's a movie called Synecdoche, NY. And Jace is always trying to signal to everyone that he's a big film buff.
Seth Dickfield
2024-07-25 21:30:29 +0000 UTCWhat you mean Gabriel, is your not gay.
Sniggering
2024-07-25 16:06:02 +0000 UTCI agree with Devin and Jace on the love shoes. Stick to the pods... unless your coming to Ireland 😅
Matthew Boyle
2024-07-25 00:14:46 +0000 UTCExcited as hell for the Virgil Benny boy
Knuckin Futz
2024-07-23 22:28:32 +0000 UTCBen is becoming more of a cuck than before. Shame
WiiTard
2024-07-23 22:16:35 +0000 UTCif i had a drink for every time Jace mispronounced “Schenectady, NY” i’d be drunker than Devan
Gremmalin
2024-07-22 11:44:26 +0000 UTCVery good. Very good.
Cody
2024-07-22 06:52:34 +0000 UTCAss inverted dick switch and jediphile are bits ben should bring back.
Frogman
2024-07-22 05:36:11 +0000 UTCAppreciate you guys a lot 🤘🏻❤️
Monster MW
2024-07-22 00:33:45 +0000 UTC🫡🫡🫡
Monster MW
2024-07-21 23:40:55 +0000 UTCJace coming for the crown
Ben Kizzy
2024-07-21 14:36:03 +0000 UTCRight? Just because he says he’s losing weight… doesn’t mean he’s correct and/or all of a sudden not fat
DanielDragon
2024-07-21 06:41:09 +0000 UTCBit retarded here, really convinced me on this one. Ben Simmons on tour is it. I'm in.
Thomas
2024-07-21 05:57:46 +0000 UTCtake that retards money ill switch to the new one
Cole Rozyla
2024-07-21 04:09:36 +0000 UTCThe Fat era is over. Time for the Fag era. Love the pink shorts
HalfFaget
2024-07-20 19:39:10 +0000 UTCJayce was always funny. Now he’s funny and slightly more confident.
No Country for Old Ben
2024-07-20 14:53:41 +0000 UTCI’ve learned in order to quit booze I also have to quit cocaine and that’s just not a bridge I’m ready to cross
Gabriel
2024-07-20 14:53:34 +0000 UTCELI speaks the truth young brothers. LP goes from one bump to an 8 ball a night. All it takes is one small inhalation of the ears.
Sniggering
2024-07-20 11:32:40 +0000 UTCFrankly, it's sad to see what he's become.
T K
2024-07-20 03:36:59 +0000 UTCWow, another live stream removed for copyright. Sad to see a purportedly "creative" comedian like Ben have to stoop to stealing content belonging to others.
T K
2024-07-20 03:36:03 +0000 UTCWho else would come to a Portland show?
Nifears
2024-07-20 03:20:26 +0000 UTCRealizing Ben is cutting down on food just so he can buy Katie more shit. #whalemoves
Jade
2024-07-20 02:33:30 +0000 UTCAging hipster with health in decline takes the cheap Rogan route into stand-up comedy after he spent over 100 hours conveying the complete opposite sentiment and also rolling over every other personality trait he claims to have while being a totally smug edge-lord retard the entire time: The Ben Avery Story && if ben can successfully reenter the comedy scene in that way after everything he has proclaimed on this show, I truly have no faith left in anything. And the audience is the one i'm blaming, it's not even his fault. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Mrgarbage
2024-07-19 23:55:39 +0000 UTCas a straight man, I would never discuss any ailments or pains with anyone. I do not get hangovers because I am not a weak person. Drinking is passe, and I don't need some flamboyant pedophile to dictate this for me. Fuck you Ben.
Mrgarbage
2024-07-19 23:41:29 +0000 UTCI used to watch this sober in the morning now I get hammered because I want to feel apart of something
Special Ed class
2024-07-19 23:28:07 +0000 UTCDon't let the prison sketch miss get you down fellas, can't get em every time. Comedy Deathbed is a masterpiece.
Russ Sibbison
2024-07-19 22:24:45 +0000 UTCI miss the golf content
Blastycat
2024-07-19 21:51:47 +0000 UTCRIP to long term Lemon Party patreon subscriber and Lemon Party discord mod Thomas Matthew Crooks. Retard in Piss <3
Carson Bertrand
2024-07-19 19:55:46 +0000 UTCYou can quit alcohol but the one drug you cant quit is LemonParty
E L î
2024-07-19 19:17:24 +0000 UTCI need to stop drinking. Somehow Jase starting again, makes me feel more confident in that position. That said, like everyone else, I’m so stoked for Jase.
Dongleloid
2024-07-19 18:55:24 +0000 UTCBanger episode! 😂🔥
GLMT
2024-07-19 18:38:03 +0000 UTCOh shit an hour and a half?? Let’s see what the boys get into this week!
r0b
2024-07-19 18:16:31 +0000 UTCI actually like watching the live shows and how yall handle the hecklers. It's hilarious and that's what converted me to a patreon member.
Moyo
2024-07-19 17:27:57 +0000 UTCBen is for sure still fat as fuck…
Sniggering
2024-07-19 16:59:16 +0000 UTCFrom one thick boy to another.
Sniggering
2024-07-19 16:49:57 +0000 UTCTruth is Ben, well, Ben is loosing all of his money to Devan. You see after Ida left (Devans’ sidepiece) to start her dream career of sucking off the NBA Lakers, Devan absconded for more than a single evening with Katie (The reason we occasionally have to listen to trash baby stories). Ben did eventually find out however after asking Katie several times to record her time with Devan, she ripped the bandaid off and had Devan sodomise her while Ben watched (filthy business if you ask me). As a result he is now sexually stimulated from cuck humiliation and has asked that Devan steal his money from the Patreon in order to help him cum. All things said here are 100% factual and can be confirmed by Jace Avery, the photographer Devan has been using for his offsite cuck bangs.
Sniggering
2024-07-19 16:48:53 +0000 UTCIt was an abhorrent error not to be repeated…
Sniggering
2024-07-19 16:43:05 +0000 UTCWoah that sounds craaaazzzyyy
Brett Thornell
2024-07-19 16:32:16 +0000 UTCJace Avery: “Everything Ben tries to do is like a drunk guy trying to grab his car keys from the counter.” 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻 🆑🅰️🅿️ 🆑🅰️🅿️ Guess I’m the only one never heard of Joke World or 2Lazy2Try… globalizing Comedy Store doorgossip. Kill Tony last ep got 7 million views in 3 days. That’s f—king popular.
Merfy Mac
2024-07-19 16:22:45 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-07-19 16:05:32 +0000 UTCStuck in the airport. Thanks guys. You're the only thing keeping me from going full Allahuakbar. Al-Hawk-tuah-akbar!
Noah Dino
2024-07-19 15:07:39 +0000 UTCYou better be recording and uploading the comedy shows! I am on the other side of the planet and cannot come to the live shows. Make it into a Patreon if you have to you greedy bastards.
Kert
2024-07-19 15:06:18 +0000 UTCben fat arc ended, devan alcoholism arc begun
Gina
2024-07-19 14:43:32 +0000 UTCWork vpn down and new episode? Thank my science!
MrMike
2024-07-19 14:32:58 +0000 UTCLooks like ben got the message on the intro music
DreadPirateRoberts
2024-07-19 14:32:46 +0000 UTCOh man sounds like Ben is really in deep financial trouble. I've heard rumours that Katie is slushing his money away and storing it into an offshore account for when she finally decides to divorce him. Would be nice to see a little more transparancy from LP on this issue, us patreons would like to know where our donations are going.
Maarten .
2024-07-19 14:16:30 +0000 UTCWait, real talk... Have you heard the Machine story? He almost didn't tell it on stage but Joe Rogan convinced Bert in a podcast to tell it. It's about how when he was in college he went to Russia and robbed a train, holy smokes... It's hilarious!
Ratsnest
2024-07-19 14:05:21 +0000 UTCBen's special is going to be named "Gringo Paki"
T K
2024-07-19 13:59:32 +0000 UTCI think it was Kyle Kinane who said it a while ago, that comedy is much more dynamic than radio because you can’t replay the hits . Apparently that’s wrong and all these mouth breathers want Bert Kreischer marvel universe shit on repeat.
King Larry
2024-07-19 13:45:40 +0000 UTCDevon's pushback on doing more live stuff around the 40" mark is a great example of what makes lemonparty/hatewatch so great. I saw there was another hour in this episode after that and 💦💦💦💦
BustCohle
2024-07-19 13:40:24 +0000 UTCHopefully someone tricks Ben into saying it on the stream tonight
T K
2024-07-19 13:31:38 +0000 UTCIt’s Friday again, distinguished gentlemen!
Now Watch This Drive
2024-07-19 13:17:32 +0000 UTCThis is high art. Philosopher kings at work. How dare you trash the canon of Lemonpartyshow
Ridge
2024-07-19 13:01:36 +0000 UTCJace we love it when you trash comedians. It’s all in good fun. Please do not stop.
Ridge
2024-07-19 12:57:30 +0000 UTCHangover "Cures" or for fags. I wake up shaking, dehydrated and go straight to the hospital. Where a nurse with fat F-cup jugs will IV me and pump my stomach
Ratsnest
2024-07-19 12:53:49 +0000 UTCHe really needs to start drinking again
BustCohle
2024-07-19 12:52:38 +0000 UTCCock paper scissors
Ridge
2024-07-19 12:31:10 +0000 UTCI’m gay
Dongleloid
2024-07-19 12:12:43 +0000 UTCKill yourselves queers!
JMow
2024-07-19 12:12:20 +0000 UTCBen we know this is you
Pat
2024-07-19 12:05:23 +0000 UTCGEORGE FLOYD WAS A GAY COLORED RETARD WHO NEEDED TO BE ELIMINATED NOT JUST FOR THE LIVES AND PHYSICAL SAFETY OF HIMSELF, BUT OTHERS.
ThatGuyTobias
2024-07-19 12:01:26 +0000 UTC
