Altar GirlsDid you know the Mayan civilization never actuall..
Added 2020-12-01 12:59:00 +0000 UTC
Altar Girls
Did you know the Mayan civilization never actually had horses? So this scenario of Lara Croft and Quiet inexplicably investigating a Mayan ruin only to find some sacred (not to mention cursed) horse-head artifact before being stretched around two towering equine dicks like a couple of conquistador cocksleeves makes even less sense than it does at first glance?
...Yeah, me neither.
P.S. I woke up "today" at about 10 PM November 30th, so technically this final VIP request is totally on time and not a day late like you might be thinking.