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Altar GirlsDid you know the Mayan civilization never actuall..

Altar Girls

Did you know the Mayan civilization never actually had horses? So this scenario of Lara Croft and Quiet inexplicably investigating a Mayan ruin only to find some sacred (not to mention cursed) horse-head artifact before being stretched around two towering equine dicks like a couple of conquistador cocksleeves makes even less sense than it does at first glance?

...Yeah, me neither.

P.S. I woke up "today" at about 10 PM November 30th, so technically this final VIP request is totally on time and not a day late like you might be thinking.

Altar GirlsDid you know the Mayan civilization never actuall..

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