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Big-Ass Sword

Square Enix was recruiting influencers and I applied for the program,  but they never responded, so I'm retaliating by making comics implying Cloud has a tiny dick. 😤

Big-Ass Sword

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Also, (I know it’s not her) but I can’t help but see Arrietty in the second panel

Rhonda

🤣🤣

Rhonda

Excuse me but what is the name of the new account?

Fanouris Karoumpas

Also though, Sephiroth really was this extra. It just went over our heads back then.

J B

Is that why [spoiler] later? /s

J B

Noooo they best respond! 🤣

Rick Xenon

You have no idea how much I fangirl squeaked when I first discovered you play FF

Erika Statler

I love that this got put out JUST IN TIME for the remake release!!!

Ronniford

XD

Jonathan TR

So does this mean sephiroth is short and Girthy and cloud is thin and long?

Everett Osicki

Cloud probably does.

$aturn¥oshi

Is this what battling Jeffree Star looks like

Al Harvey

I mean cloud is a bottom so he would in fact have smol pp

Maxisbored

I wonder what he would do with a big ass-sword.

J.R. Murdock

I can’t help but laugh. And be excited cause my copy just shipped!!

Juliette Vincent

Lmao

Kameron Kitajima

If you click on the comic, it appears to be the same comic posted twice rather than 2 different ones. 🤔

EtherealQueenZanthia

Aren’t we past making fun of people for things they can’t control?

Timothy Roseland

....is there supposed to be a second image?

Michael Moore

If you think the sword is overcompensating, wait until you see the rework of his motorcycle.

Scott Hunt

I mean, the entire first 80% of the game cloud is overcompensating by pretending to be someone he's not 🤷🏻‍♂️

cody Warren

Ahahahahahauahah i love square and FF but i loves this too ahahahah

Filipe Melo

Fair

James Aberdeen

Hahaahah! Yes please!

babox games

This is giving me life

David

I’m SO excited for this game!

Dominic Atencio

This is my favorite. 😂

Anthony May

We get cross dressing Cloud! ;)

Andrew Padilla

Please more Final Fantasy VII shitposting I can’t get enough

Natalie Sawyer

Playing it rn ❤️

Joël Zwahlen

Preach girl! Aerith finally steps out of her shell and has some attitude!

Vagelis Apostolidis

You sir, are spot-on!

S

What did Cloud ever do to you? Hahaha

Marc

We all know cloud is a bottom

David

cloud's small dick is canon as far as I'm concerned

BeatButton

nice flex

Master of the Deck

Saaaame!! LOL

Aeralie Brighton

thought for a minute the sword was gonna come out of his big ass

Holly

Why does it say 2 photos in the email notification? 🤔

Jamie O’Neill

Sephiroth reminds me of Meryl Streep

Malaoh

I mean, the Honeybee scene kinda makes more sense if he does... 😆

Angie Smith

Pls add me to yr "close friends" list! Thx!🌺 @cryptickate2015. Always thought his sword was more silly than cool cuz it's way too big. 😂

Kate

Tifa and Cloud fuck under the highwind, your telling me she fucks with shrimpos

Stargonaut

OMG Bahaha

Everett Osicki

Conceal, don't feel...don't let them knoooow!

Laura Diaz

It was all that mako poisoning.

Saiyaness

Sassy Sephiroth is my spirit animal

Andrew Grear

Aaaaaaaaand then stabby.

Amber Morris

Makes sense😂

Connor

I always imagined cloud to be hung

Julian diaz

Square Enix had NO idea what they're missing.

Crystal Smith

Always wondered about that Cloud...

thehoddy

This is awesome!

Josh Luers

Lmao

Sofia Peraza

Hits in the childhood

Kimberly Oberklaus


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