Jaycee's Blog - Fri, Aug 12
Added 2022-08-12 10:00:05 +0000 UTCSo my family is back in Montreal, as am I. Their visit was an exhausting exercise in damage control so they wouldn't realize I wasn't who I am... who I was? It wasn't without some close calls, but I think the notion that my body could be possessed by my old friend Brooke never came to their mind.
Of course, Brooke did have some fun with me before we all left. He banged me as my own sister a few more times, including a version of her with double-sized breasts and a cat-girl version. (Boy was that last one wild, even if I hated crawling on the ground with my tail in the air.) He also had me impersonate my mom in a very filthy Mrs Robinson kind of scenario. I don't know if I can afford the kind of therapy this should require.
I thought being back home would provide me with some relief, but much to my surprise, my sister Michelle came to my work yesterday. Of course! It did come up that I worked at Montreal's Victoria's Secrets, and since she lives in town, I guess she decided to just drop by and do some shopping.
I cannot begin to describe the awkwardness of taking my sister's measurements in order to find her a good bra (she's a 34C, if you must know, you pervs!). I had to pretend it was the most natural thing in the world when in fact it added six months to the therapy sessions I'll never get.
And if that wasn't cringy enough, after she bought for over a thousand dollars worth of lingerie, she asked if I'd be interested in coming to a party she's organizing at her house for her birthday tomorrow.
I said yes, sure, pretending not to know that it's not her birthday anywhere near tomorrow. Her birthday's in January.
What is going on?
--Jaycee
Comments
Maybe your sister wants a private lingerie session with you.....
A Man with Joe Name
2022-08-12 20:18:14 +0000 UTC