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BONUS STRIP FOR DECEMBER 2023

that recent bonus strip about carol basically told you this was going to happen, i'm not sure why you'd all vote to see it 

11/23 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-93294006

1/24 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-97277893

BONUS STRIP FOR DECEMBER 2023

Comments

recent = 5 months ago

Carl Cravens

no

darklion

ohh you poor baby!

Sumit

1 This is almost as bad as Fry’s dog Seymour in Futurama. 2. Is it violating copyright law if I add a panel on the end that is flipped of the last panel with an out of site voiceover saying “Let’s take that one, Daddy!” Even with a caption of 3 weeks later. Because I don’t need these sads. Am I going to actually need to make votes for Snoops new owners just to try to feel happy again?

Preventer Wind

We have seen what she did to Joyce, and you didn't know she's an abusive person?

Opus the Poet

Someone will, just not in the strip where we can see it. DW is not THAT evil that Snoop doesn't get adopted.

Opus the Poet

I didn't want to see this ;; I didn't vote for this Someone adopt the puppy

Berry

You're new here, aren't you.

Katrina Marie Paton

Yes, yes you did.

Katrina Marie Paton

I think if Joyce or Jocelyne knew what was happening, they'd find a loving home even if it's not their own home.

Lisa

I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

Ali Youngman

Presumably when Hank left he only took what was unequivocally his own. Carol hadn't sold the house yet, so Hank had no reason to assume she would get rid of him; and as has been pointed out, it would never have crossed Carol's mind to give Snoop to Hank when she couldn't keep him. (Or, to be more accurate, it would never have crossed her mind not to NOT give him the dog.)

Harold

Unfortunately I'm not surprised. When Carol asked about pets, I was hoping on an off chance Hank could still take him, but I guess not. And well....John's going to India imminently if he's not already there, Jordan doesn't talk to them, Jocelyne is struggling financially already with just her and her cat, and obviously Joyce can't take him. Poor puppy.

BBCC

If Carol hadn't fucked things up so badly with Joyce, Joyce would visit her and notice the missing dog and could fix this. But as things stand, I don't see any hope of Joyce figuring it out until it's too late. Maybe Jocelyne will? She's pretty sharp, and she seems to value staying in her parents' good graces enough that she might have a little more access to Carol. I don't know why I'm still bargaining for a happy ending for Snoop. I'm also sad. I don't usually cry at comics but this one pulled out some tears.

Lisa

As long as Wilbur doesn't get anywhere near him 😤

Fart Captor

hoping he's just been kennelled (but... *whimper*)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Ross waste his freedom so the dog loses his? Man I will never forgive Carol for this.

HenryVolt

HANK WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE SNOOP

Alison Berry

Carol is worse than Amber and Becky's dad's when it comes to being a bad person because she represents the banality of evil.

Steezcake_Factory

Pretty much everyone knew what they were asking for when they voted for this. People have been asking Willis to tell readers what happened to Snoop since the last bonus strip with Carol, and that's why most people voted for Snoop in the poll. This strip is not a surprise, and Willis isn't being an ass by saying so. In face, if he /hadn't/ said anything, people would be like whyyyyyy did you do this, there was no reason to do this to us.

Onyx

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY

Lauralot

He might even have wanted to, but Carol is such a spiteful person I can't see her letting him "win"

Grace Kieser

When is Joyce going to find out about this?

Jeff MacDonald

Looking forward to Snoop getting adopted by that Mary Worth guy and then palmed off on that Mary Worth lady.

Cliomancer

And Mister Willis should do something like that phone poll to decide if Jason Todd lived or died with Snoop. Only have each vote give a dollar to either a charity or the twins' sneaker fund.

Steve McSheffrey

There's only so much Carla and Dina I can take so I'm good with choosing his.

Steve McSheffrey

Or former POTUS Ronald Reagan. Oh when will the madness stop!

Cliomancer

Is that a slipshine?

Some Ed

Now I'm just sad

DeadyBear

Could have had an Arnold strip.

HueStL

We were so close to a Conquest strip, and you maniacs dared to hope that Carol wouldn't just abandon the dog. This is awful, but I say we're lucky we didn't get a strip of her leaving him on the side of the road or something.

MysteryCow218

I would've though Hank would take Snoop, but I really should know better by now.

Walter Kolczynski

If it makes you feel any better, that infamous Calvin & Hobbes strip is a fake.

CakeMageMae .

I'm not an animal person, okay? When people talk about their animals I always have to fake enthusiasm to be polite. But this? This made me cry. Cry actual tears, like some sort of caring-about-animals person.

Rob McBobson

Y'know. You're right. This is what would happen to Snoop, and you HAVE to be true to Carol's character. But you're still in charge of the story, and we as readers want to know that a very good dog has a happy ending and you have the power to write that ending. It's up to you if you give that to us, but that's why people asked for Snoop and you know it. I hope that we do get it eventually.

Gwen Sanger

is there a Patreon tier I can join to make sure the dog gets adopted by a loving family, I'll join it 6 times

Amal El-Mohtar

Next I say we vote for Carol getting her ass beat. I know it's nowhere in the realm of likely to happen, but a man can dream.

Beck(y) Chonigman

I'd rather not see Snoop get euthanized, because that is the trend for not puppy/kitten animals in shelters.

Diane

I did not ask for this, because I knew this would be the end result. We could have had Leslie's dentist! It was so close this month!

Diane

Well I guess we need to keep asking for this one to see if he gets adopted again

Daniel Adams

Or the Fuck Truck.

Packy Anderson

This never would've happened if everyone had voted for Barry Bus like I said.

Brian Danger Hicks

Do you remember Calvin and Hobbes "saddest strip". When he Calvin took some medicine and Hobbes turn again a stuffed animal? This bonus strip has the same vibe.

Amós Batista

Stop, please. It's getting harder and harder.

Amós Batista

Readers are addicted to drama.

Amós Batista

Probably because with this people is able to hate Carol even more. Poor dog.

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" - David Willis

The Balloon Animal

This is a perfect opportunity to introduce a bird friend for Snoop and get started on the larger Snoopverse. Shultz's family is notoriously slow to sue people during the holidays.

J.

Can we vote for one of a happily-adopted Snoop getting to bite Carol?

Elphrid

according to twitter she deliberately chose not to ask hank specifically to spite him

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

*Carol* is mean and more than a little cruel, and this has never been a comic where extremely sad things can't happen

Fart Captor

Executive Producer David X. Cohen

Jim Avery

Wtf

Josh Whelan

I choose to believe that in the very next panel Jordan walks in, adopts Snoop, and they both live happily ever after.

Ben Wray

This is heartbreaking. :( I wonder if Carol even bothered to ask Hank or any of her kids to take poor Snoop in. But she probably did this unilaterally.

Becca Yuht Wah

This strip is mean and a little cruel. Especially with the text you posted it with seems like you made it as punishment for people who dared be worried about this fictional dog and wanted to see it be ok. You have avoided bonus strips for various reasons in the past, even when they win, this should have been one of them if you couldn't have brought yourself picked a different moment to show.

Ronokki

Nothing bad enough can happen to that woman.

Uniquitous

Nooooooo poor Snoop!

Eric Lusby

This is why we have the phrase: “Damn you, Willis.”

Sean

clearly i need to vote for bonus strips more so this won't happen

Andy

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Lynne B.

What a heartless woman

MAKO DOMINATUS

Don't blame me, I voted for Carla

Pigeon

The one time I decide to skip the vote, and this happens?!

Peter Schaefer

Oh, dang.

H. Jameel al Khafiz

Not sure if it's just the regular comics leading up to this but there's something about this dog that vaguely reminds me of Mike :(

Kyle R

I curse everyone who voted for this.

Taigan

I hope Joyce and her friends rescue that dog. Carol is an abusive person.

Andrea Andrew

Is there a dislike button?

Shaughnne

If it takes forever... I will wait for you...

Matt S


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