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Diplomacy 101 ch205

Arriving with the rising sun, Quel'Vanar hovered over Hearthglenin all its glory. 

The shining city of lights welcomed the floating fortress with cheers, and a parade. 

In response, Varrus had had Helios distribute extra food, and shipments of clothing, as winter was beginning to set in. 

Over night, storm clouds had entered the region, and deposited the first l...

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Jedi Insurgency 019

Boarding the Millenium Falcon, Corvus was hit with a wave of nostalgia. 

The central area with the couch, the holographic gaming table, the ladders leading to the turrets. It was all so surreal. 

Seated on the couch, the senator was reading his book, and looked up in anti...

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Pokenin 028

“I win. Well fought, Zinnia.” Tekai said as a matter of fact, without any hubris or smugness. 

“Yeah. I guess you did.” Zinnia held out her good hand for some help up, and smiled af him. 

Tekai withdrew his staff, picked her up, then started walking back towards Cynthia. 

“Whew, we'll have to do this more often!” Zinnia exclaimed. 

“Y-ye...

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Jedi Insurgency 018

A beat passed, and Corvus knew he was on the precipice of convincing this dangerous beast. 

During their staring contest, Corvus felt his arm begin to throb as a trickle of blood flowed down his robe. 

Corvus instinctively moved to heal himself, however, he paused in his actions, and regarded the damaged Vornskr. 

“I'm about to heal myself, if you really want ...

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D101 204 (Warcraft)

Following Helios into a town hall-like looking building, Varrus was trailed by both Syra and Omen. 

Sitting down on a creaky chair, Helios pulled out a bottle of wine from his mageweave bag, and poured them all a glass. 

The Ranger had a tired, yet relieved look on his face. Helios had the look of a guy being told he was retiring in two weeks, and had all his benefits line...

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Jedi Insurgency 017

Taking in his surroundings, Corvus noted that the Vornskr and Selphi were hot on his heels. 

Dead ahead of him was an unoccupied LAAT with its doors open. 

A LAAT that just so happened to have a full complement of ammo and armaments…

Beginning to form a plan, Corvus un-Paused, then ran into the open gap of the spaceship. 

As he made his move, he felt the...

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Serious Spiderman 002

Peter was breathing deeply, and had his hands shaking as he took a seat next to the murderer's car. 

Resting on the cold pavement of the car park, Peter saw a reflection of himself in a broken shard of glass on the ground. 

Looking at that fragment, Peter saw the masked man that had inspired fear in the criminal. 

Seeing this ‘strong’ figure, it gave Peter c...

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Jedi Insurgency 016

Before they reached the hangar, Corvus called Fang Zar over the comms. 

“What is it, you've caught me at a good part.” Zar snapped. 

“There's little time for pleasantries, senator. The time for your freedom is at hand.” Corvus spoke succinctly. 

“Can it wait 15 minutes?” The senator growched back. 

“Please don't tell me he's doing what I...

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Diplomacy 101 ch 203 (Warcraft)

Hovering above Hearthglen on his flying carpet, Varrus eyed the ashes that were once the Dreadlord known as Detheroc. 

Two down, one to go. 

Clenching his fist, he didn't feel satisfied whatsoever knowing that Rho'dan was still dead. 

Not even the shiny Legendary Soul Gem occupying his inventory could elicit the same gamer-like zeal that he felt when this was th...

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Jedi Insurgency 015

Upon triumphing over Sly Moore, Corvus Paused to take stock of his current situation. 

Starting with exp, he was nowhere near the next level up, as he sat at 45,730/171,000 to lvl 19. 

Moore was worth 10k, just a few days ago, Corvus would be through the moon getting that much. In layman's terms, her death was worth the equivalent of 50 clones. A significant accomplishment...

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Serious Spiderman 001

“Peter….Peter.” Uncle Ben gasped from the ground, a pool of blood spilled from his chest as his eyes searched upward. 

Clad in his wrestler's outfit, Peter kneeled down over his Uncle, and grasped his hand. 

“It's okay, Uncle Ben. I, I'm going to get you to a hospital.” Peter choked back a sob as he held tightly onto Uncle Ben's hand. 

“No, aheuh, no...

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The Future of Team Cynthia/Vote on the Next Story

So Team Cynthia gets no likes, leading me to believe it is unpopular. I am considering dropping it for another story and or severely limiting how often it updates.

Option One: Keep Writing Team Cynthia

Option Two: Continue my SWTOR Sith SI story which you can find a pirated copy right here: 2025-04-04 03:39:24 +0000 UTC View Post

D101 Chapter 202

Many fortresses had separated Hearthglen from the main road. To reach this fortified city, one would be boxed in on both sides by mountains, the only way to reach it was to traverse a snake-like valley. 

For over a month, the forces of Man had been slowly grinded back by the Scourge and the Dreadlords. 

With the aid of food, weapons, and armor given by Helios, and the Elve...

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Jedi Insurgency 014

Isard had a look of shock in his eyes as the red bolt of plasma came flying back at him, and lodged itself between his eyes. 

Reacting to the sudden violence, the active duty servicemen all went for their blasters, and a shootout erupted within the narrow confines of the meeting room. 

Corvus had begun moving as soon as Isard had gotten his first shot off, and had already ...

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Pokénin 027 (Pokemon/Naruto)

More than 50 minutes had passed since Cynthia had unleashed Garchomp on both Tekai and Zinnia, and it was hell. 

Gasping for breath, lungs feeling like they were on fire, and swollen with bruises all over, Tekai's mind was working overtime, and he felt like someone who pulled a triple shift at work. 

His movements were sloppy, his form atrocious, and his strength ...

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Jedi Insurgency 013

Corvus didn't immediately leave for the executive meeting, as he had a few things to do on the prisons main computer.

Hacking into the system once more, he took the Stellar Envoy off the list of fugitive vehicles, and utilizing Yularen's access codes, reclassified the ship as the Millenium Falcon.

He then issued orders for the vessel to be marked a...

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Lunch With Vader (APRIL FOOLS)

Note: THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE CHAPTER strictly for laughs and very Robot Chicken inspired. Enjoy.

“Hauhh tsssh. Hauhh tsssh. Hauhh tshh. God every breath is an asthma attack.” Vader mused to himself. 

Through the Force, he felt a pair of stormtroopers shift uncomfortably in place, but he didn't care. 

“Huahh tssssh. It's like my lungs a...

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D101 Chapter 201

As soon as this vision of Faedra from the past spoke her piece, the world began to tremble, and disappear into multicolored rainbow hues until everything around Varrus turned to darkest black. 

Then, emerging in a bright flash of light was a white Dragon that encompassed so much space, it was almost impossible for Varrus to take it all in. It was as if he were looking at a being the ...

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Jedi Insurgency 012

Corvus left the wing of the prison that Tann had been held in, and found himself within a much more luxurious section. 

In this sector, there were about a dozen cells each about the size of an average home's living room. 

They were well furnished, came equipped with a treadmill, a holotv, and a separate room for sleep.

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IMPORTANT Vote For Schedule!!!

So it's pretty much impossible for me to release 3 story chapters every single day. I can almost always gurantee 2 chapters though. So! The way this is going to work is:

1st place: updates 4-5 times a week

2nd place: updates 3 times a week

3rd place: updates 2 times a week

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Pokénin 026 (Pokemon/Naruto)

Following Lance past the paddy fields, and into the forest, they eventually stopped about a mile out from Blackthorn in a clearing. 

The area they were in was clearly marked by several signs as a place meant for practice. 

“I understand Cynthia has yet to teach you anything as of yet. This is good. Today, I will assess your skills. The next time we spar, I will see what ...

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D101 Chapter 200

Varrus couldn't breathe. 

Choked gasps escaped his throat as he looked down at his lifeless Uncle's corpse. 

Tan, vibrant skin now pale, the red headed big man's chest rose no more. 

Tears poured down Varrus's face like a sieve as he kneeled over Rho'dan's corpse, and Infinite Light gushed forth like an unending fountain. 

‘Come on. Work. Wo...

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Jedi Insurgency 011

Glancing between all the security monitors from the static time of Pause, Corvus determined that the auditorium had been filled with every clone and employee of the prison. 

Un-Pausing, Corvue's thumb depressed the detonator. 

The camera screens within the auditorium shook, and turned white as multiple fireballs erupted within the confined space. 

[+442,300exp]&...

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Jedi Insurgency Romance Poll

Simple poll to determine Corvus's romance partner.

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Jedi Insurgency 010

Before Corvus left Yularen's office, he downloaded many different access codes for buildings, flight paths, as well as access to the emergency broadcast system. 

Then, he pulled out a set of explosives from his inventory, and put a 4hr timer on them. 

Leaving the office from the comfort of invisibility, Corvus had an hour to kill before the executive meeting was to take pl...

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Pokénin 025 (Pokemon/Naruto)

The next morning, Tekai awoke to discover his clone had popped sometime during the night, as he was too bored to keep going on. 

Tekai couldn't blame the clone, because training was really boring. Especially in an era where music wasn't freely available on command. For example, back on Earth, Tekai just about refused to go to the gym if he had no music. 

But boring trainin...

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D101 Chapter 199

Rho'dan had noticed something was off as soon as the Demon had flown in as a bat. 

No one else seemed aware, but safety and security were not their priorities. 

While the people gorged themselves on fancy cheeses, and shouted their lungs out, Rho'dan's eyes had never once stopped scanning the rooftops, the crowd, and the back alleys. 

He was the la...

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Jedi Insurgency 009

After deciding he would try and relocate to Tython after thinking it through, Corvus didn't have to wait long for the clone commander to act upon his geas.

Within 10 minutes of having given the order to Gamma Squad, a report had come back, and the commander had ordered a LAAT gunship to come pick him up. 

The iconic vehicle thrummed onto the scene from the sky, and hovered just...

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Pokénin 024 (Pokemon/Naruto)

Nameless stood still, refusing to act, as if he were a statue. 

Feeling irked by the disrespect, Tekai once more got in the retainer's face. His blood was surging, and his draconic chakra began to flow in anticipation of a challenge. 

“Six months from now, when the Pokémon Stadium is complete, we will fight.” Tekai spoke with a quiet, calm surety that did not show the...

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D101 Chapter 198

Transformed into a common bat no larger than a man's fist, Varimathras had taken to the skies, and flown overnight towards the Elven city floating in the sky as Balnazzar had commanded. 

Whilst he flew closer to his target, Varimathras ruminated on the events that had recently transpired. 

Detheroc, Varimathras concluded, was such a simpleton. To so eagerly throw himself a...

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