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Jedi Insurgency 130

Meandering within Theed, Corvus walked alongside a calm, glistening river that cut through town. Walking at a sedate pace, he felt the subtle trace of a king's aura. 

‘That must be Jax practicing his conceptual Zilo beast.’ Corvus mused to himself. 

Borrowing the echo of a long dead creature, one known for its nigh impenetrable scales, high intelligence, ...

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Jedi Insurgency 129

Corvus ended the call with a sigh. He didn’t like acting like a tough SOB, like some stereotypical asshole manager, but when dealing with gangsters, one had to be tough. Weakness was a sin, especially when the person he was squeezing was perhaps the richest man in the galaxy. Although he couldn't actually provide immortality, the promise of eternal life was enough to make even paragons of vir...

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Jedi Insurgency 128

Answering the call, a bright blue hologram filled the room. Taking the shape in the form of a man draped in shadows, there was no doubt as to who it was. The faint azure glow rendered him featureless save for the gleam of a mask, it was: ancient, impassive, and unnerving to Xizor. It was…

Revan!

“Prince Xizor.” He said, the syllables drawn out with the quiet weig...

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Jedi Insurgency 127

After finishing his call with Isard, Corvus finished his tea with a satisfying gulp. Naboo really was the place for rich layabouts with too much money to spend. He could see why someone would fall in love with the place. Theed was like taking the most calm, serene, peaceful small city from Earth, and transplanting it to be surrounded by nature.  Crime was nonexistent, and the majority of t...

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Jedi Insurgency 126

Changing out of his outfit so he wouldn't be recognized, Corvus had gone on a spending spree with the kids, and bought out all of the tea that he could find. 

It was quite fun finally being able to spend the money he had rightfully stolen from the Galactic Bank. Up until this point, those funds had been solely used to pay the Starcrusher Corp. But now he had spent money on him...

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Should Obi-Wan Romance (Spoiler)

If you've read the latest chapter, you know who I'm talking about. Pls don't mention her name directly in the comments, because there's a lot of ppl who read these chapters after a week or two's worth has accumulated. Thank you.

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Jedi Insurgency 125

Corvus slow-clapped at her performance, the motes of dust in the mausoleum shifted due to his action, and the light of the rising midday sun began to shine brightly through the room's colored glass. 

Padmé eyed him vigilantly from within Obi-Wan’s embrace, and the bearded Jedi Master was staring at him critically, judging his every word & action. 

Corv...

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Jedi Insurgency 124

The air in the mausoleum was thick with silence. Dust floated in the faint shafts of sunlight that pierced through the cracked stained glass, casting muted colors over stone effigies of Naboo’s fallen monarchs. Obi-Wan stood before the sarcophagus of Padmé Amidala, his cloak drawn tight, as though to ward off the chill of memory.

He hadn’t thought to come here, but the palace ...

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Jedi Insurgency 123

Leaving the now purified research facility beneath the Theed National Museum, Corvus had been deep in thought. 

With the return of Plagueis, a hidden dagger that could plunge into his back had been released into the world. Sure, he had his fun taunting the Sith Lord, and even chuckled to himself thinking about how he told the Muun the tale of his own demise. Yet this victory w...

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Vader Unleashed 008

Hoth, the permanently snowbound planet was famous as the hiding place of the Rebellion. In this era, a massive space battle had broken out between the Republic & the Empire. Experimental weapons, and thousands of ships had been deployed in this clash between the two governments. As such, a massive starship graveyard had built up on the surface. Many bounty hunters, smugglers and gangsters f...

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Jedi Insurgency 122

Corvus was taking a small walk around the chamber with Obi-Wan, Jax, and Yon, leaving the clones to reconnect, and restart the LAAT. During their walk, Corvus was setting explosives everywhere, and collecting any remaining specimens from the Marakami orchids. By the end of the day, this damned place would be nothing but a msmory. 

“...and that's all I know about the virus. O...

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Jedi Insurgency 121

The second Plagueis departed in his spaceship, Corvus felt the tension leave him like air escaping a balloon. It was over, the crisis on Naboo had been averted, and the source of the Blackwing virus had been purged. He wanted nothing more than to take a hot shower, eat a good meal, and sleep. 

Unfortunately, as a leader of men-one who genuinely valued his comrades-he couldn't ...

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Jedi Insurgency 120

Immediately entering Pause upon Plagueis’ introduction, Corvus internally swore to himself repeatedly. 

That was Darth Plagueis the Wise. The man who instructed Palpatine in everything Sith, the one responsible for Anakin's birth, and one of the few Force Adepts in the long eons of history to achieve immortality. A man who engineered the current Sith takeover, it wa...

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Can Revitalize Resurrect A Headless Person?

For clarification, if Heal or a suture was used to place (spoiler block, You Know Who's) head back in place, can he be brought back to life?

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Jedi Insurgency 119

They were close. The probe had confirmed the enemy's location. Much more than that, the Force oozed like an oil spill. Invisible, inky tendrils slithered across the edge of Corvus’s mind. The sensation put him on edge, and he almost caught himself shivering as the Darkside's touch caressed him like a murdererous, long lost lover…except he had been single his entire life. It felt li...

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Jedi Insurgency 118

Taking the second LAAT down the elevator shaft, Corvus played witness to the destruction that had been wrought. Twisted, scorched metal was everywhere. Great billowing clouds of toxic smoke rose from the dark pit down below, and the subtle crackle of charred flesh was ongoing. 

This time, the ride down was smooth, and without peril. The overgrown moss on the walls was gone, an...

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Jedi Insurgency 117

From within Pause, Corvus did a quick scan of his foes. What he saw didn't paint a pretty picture. Spider things crawling in the elevator shaft, a Taozin coming from the front, a pair of Rancors from the rear, and a dozen xenomorph-adjacent aliens, the Roggwarts moving with the Rancors.

In this situation, [Force Lightning] wouldn't be as effective as it had been in the hangar. That...

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Jedi Insurgency 116

The LAAT’s engines whined as it hovered above the massive elevator platform. The structure was ancient, its durasteel plating scarred with rust and impact craters. Beyond its square rim yawned a black chasm that seemed to swallow the light of the gunship’s lamps. The shaft stretched so far down that even Tech’s scanners struggled to read its full depth.

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Jedi Insurgency 115

Having erased the mutants from the face of Naboo, there were still a handful of diseased corpses left on the periphery. 

At first, Corvus was going to dispose of them the same way he had with the super mutants. However, he was curious to see if he could cure them with [Force Heal]. In Legends lore, Cade Skywalker had cured himself from a vicious disease known as the Rakghoul v...

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Jedi Insurgency 114

Faced with an overwhelming crowd of opponents, and a handful of elites, the trio of Jedi were swiftly swarmed upon. 

Blasterbolts, grenades, rocketlaunchers, and even a repositioned starfighter's turbolasers all rained down upon them. 

Yet they did not sit idle. 

Yon breathed deeply, and upon his exhale, a powerful gust of wind upturned most...

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Data, Please! (Star Trek TNG) 001

The image of Commander Tebok shimmered on the Enterprise’s viewscreen, his hawkish features framed by the sharp lines of a Romulan warbird’s command chamber. His tone was sharp, calculated, each word a blade meant to cut.

“Do not insult me with Federation lies, Picard.” Tebok spat. “Your starship has crossed into the Neutral Zone to plunder what is not yours. Do you think...

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Jedi Insurgency 113

‘Zombies, it had to be kriffing zombies!’ Corvus thought to himself as he watched the live security footage. 

The hallways were flooded with the damned creatures, and they were homing in on the security room. Most of them were staggering towards them, yet he wouldn't let this seeming rigidity fool him. The Blackwing virus was originally conceived by a Sith Lord us...

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Jedi Insurgency 112

That feeling of harmony that was born from the combined understanding of three Jedi had long run cold in Corvus’s system. At the moment, his veins were turning ice cold as the Force was sending him not too subtle warnings. 

Having piloted the Falcon to land at a spaceport in Theed, Naboo's capital, he was expecting an easy infiltration into the palace. Instead, the moonless ...

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Jedi Insurgency 111

Naboo was every bit as beautiful as advertised. A blue, watery globe filled with swirling white clouds, and green landmasses, Corvus looked out of the Falcon’s viewport, and smiled as a wave of harmony washed over him. 

The people of Naboo who had colonized this fair world did not tear it apart, or cover it with a concrete jungle. Instead, they had worked to beautify the sce...

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Jedi Insurgency 110

Spending another week on Eriadu so that he could heal all of the wounded, and injured-as well as wait for the Falcon to be repaired-Corvus had finally departed for Naboo. 

Taking the Falcon, and leaving his fleet behind, he had no intention of conquering the beautiful planet through military means. The trip would take about two and a half days. Journeying with him this time ar...

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Jedi Insurgency 109

Dealing with the aftermath of the Imperial black ops unit, Corvus wrapped up several dealings before he secretly left for Naboo. 

Among the checklist of things he had to accomplish, he had seen off Kota & Poggle, wishing them well in their joint siege of Sullust. The Jedi Master and Geonosian Duke had entered something of a rivalry, and a peculiar friendship was beginning ...

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Jedi Insurgency 108

Of course before he set off for Naboo to ruin Palpatine’s day, Corvus still had some things to wrap up on Eriadu. 

Most importantly, he wanted to help with some of the clean up efforts, and be seen doing good. All too often the Jedi would put out a fire or win a battle, then disappear back to the Temple, or the next battlefield. Afterwards, some officer or politician would c...

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Jedi Insurgency 107

As there was no rest for the wicked, Corvus-upon concluding his solo meeting with Obi-Wan-was immediately back into another meeting. 

This time it was with Clip & Pots so they could discuss the losses, and the state of the world post Imperial invasion. 

Resuming his stay at the Wilhuf estate, Corvus was once again at the big table, and was joined by Admir...

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Jedi Insurgency 106

During a break in the meeting, Corvus found himself alone with Obi-Wan. 

Standing on a balcony overlooking a training yard, the rain clouds had mostly parted, and the last rays of sunshine brought cascading rainbows down upon the war torn city. The scent of recently put out fires met Corvus's nostrils, and formerly smoking ruins-now nothing more than burnt out support beams-do...

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Jedi Insurgency 105

After defeating Rahm Kota in a duel, Corvus didn't stick around, and left. Before departing, however, he invited Kota, Poggle the Lesser, and Admiral Tyg to a meeting at the Tarkin mansion within Eriadu City. 

During his flight back to the planet, he learned that Obi-Wan of all people had landed on Eriadu. Furthermore, it was Kenobi who had Knighted Jax! 

On ...

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