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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.2

I stood in the sparring ground, shirtless, with my eyes closed. My bare feet were firmly pressed into the dirt as I began to focus.

Blowing up the library had resulted in a lecture from one of the many keepers. I had destroyed the royal library and, by extension, several essential pieces of Omashu’s history. Such a thing was considered a crime of the highest order, but whenever it cam...

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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against The Four Nations Ch.1

(Summary: Man is inserted into the body of an Earth Kingdom child in ATLA.)

— ??? —

*BOOM*

I dodged the stone the old man threw, glaring at him as he grinned at me.

“What’s the problem, Ryushi? Are you giving up already?!” The old man laughed, pausing to snort as he bent another giant rock and sent it my way. View Post

Crackhead Determination Ch.16

This Chapter was commissioned by StealthKug on Patreon (Priest)!

— Bulma —

“Come on, guys! It’s starting soon!” Bulma pulled Launch along, giggling her way to the front of the stands.

“I put my life savings on Goki; I know she’s gonna win,” Oolong said, looking all too smug.

“Wait…but isn’t that super hot, strong gu...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.12

This Chapter was Commissioned by UsedDumpster On Patreon (Priest)!

— God —

I blinked several times while looking down at Hell. I wiped my eyes and cast away the sight. Those devils…they were some kinky motherfuckers. So much so to the point that I dare not look.

If it could be done sexually, they did it, but worse than that, it ...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.11

— Two Years Later —

— Adam —

He had to admit life was good.

The day he and Eve had been kicked out of the Garden of Eden had been the worst day of their lives. It was the day they walked away from everything they knew to build something for themselves. At the time, it was hard. They set up camp, and Adam would hunt for food and gathe...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.15

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

“I’m so excited!” Goki punched her palm with a wild grin on her face. She wore her Turtle Hermit Gi with a blue undershirt and blushish boots. It was her iconic clothing; in my eyes, she never looked better. “I’ve never won a tournament; today is gonna be the day I do!”

“Good luck with ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Poll

Let's try this again. Initally I intended for Momonga and MC alone to be an option, but after further deliberation, I realized that it wouldn't make the fic as interesting as I want it to be, thus we need to have another vote.

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Finger Lickin' Good (Multiversal KFC) Ch.1

(Summary: …Guy gets his soul put into Colonel Sanders? I don’t fucking know, let’s roll with it.

Disclaimer: I do not own KFC, nor do I want to. I’ll leave that to the businessmen. Colonel Sanders is but an anime variation and not the real person.

— ??? —

“So let me get this straight.” I crossed my arm...

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Too Big For Rain (Izuna!SI) Ch.1

(Summary - Man is Inserted into Izuna Uchiha during the warring states period, now he has to live during the bloodiest time in shinobi history, all while avoiding his fate.)

— ??? —

Death wasn’t something I was afraid of, but it wasn’t something I embraced readily, either.

As I floated in the empty void of darkness, I wondered…what...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.7

— Eight Years, Eleven Months, Two Weeks Until The End of Yggdrasil —

*HUM*

[Gram Breathes!]

[The Realms Part]

[System Alert!: A New World Item Has Been Created! Item (Cursed Blade ‘Gram’ has evolved from Mythical - World!) Find it, and wield its world-destroying power for yourself!] View Post

Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.6

— Nine Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“Fuck you, let me cook!”

“Don’t let this motherfucker cook!”

“I don’t know Ulbert, the fire is lit, and the spider is stirring!”

“Don’t fucking encourage him! He’s going to burn down the kitchen!” Ulbert shouted as I slashed through the dragon’s body, killing it.

“You said wh...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Isekai Poll

Alright, so I've been wondering who to send to Tensura along with the MC, so I'll have you guys vote and decide who should go. 

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Crackhead Determination Ch.14

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Chi-Chi —

She came hard. She had been listening to Goki and the bastard having sex, and against her better judgment, her hand had slipped into her panties at some point.

It wasn’t her fault! Goki’s moans were incredibly arousing.

She wished she was in t...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.13

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Lyre —

“These rooms are nice!” Chi-Chi cheered, dancing around the wide common area. With how many of us were here, we decided to get a room meant for several guests to share. There was a common area, six bedrooms, and a bathroom branching from each bedroom.

“Agreed...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.10

“So you ate the apple why now?”

“The serpent said we should,” Eve said quietly, twiddling her thumbs nervously.

My eyes snapped over to Adam and with a raised eyebrow I asked; “You listened to her, why now?”

“Do you want my honest answer or a lie?” Adam asked, eyeing me with no fear.

“Speak the truth if you wish...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.12

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Bulma —

“Where are they?” The bluenette beside her asked. Bulma looked to Launch, worry stricken on both of their faces. The tournament registration was about to close in ten minutes and no one had arrived yet.

“I don’t know.” The perverted old man shrugged alth...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.5

— Nine Years, Five Months, Two Weeks Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“That’s such bullshit!” Ancient One frowned, inspecting my character. “How the hell are you guys that OP?”

“Maybe because we have a job that only nine players can have at a time?” I answered/asked with a deadpan. “Plus, it’s not even that OP.”

“Fucking...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.4

— Nine Years, Six Months Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“Kiss the shiniest part of my ass you son of a bitch!” The merman with shiny sparkling green legs screamed at me in anger.

“There are shinier parts of your ass?” I asked, running my blade through his neck before he could answer. His body began to glow before disappearing.

[Winne...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.11

“L-Lyre, It’s good!” Goki screamed out in pleasure as I pushed two of my fingers into her sopping cunt. Her pussy folds clung to my fingers as my thumb rubbed her clit.

Kami had interrupted me, strictly to get back at me, it was dicky, it was dirty, it was out of line-

It’s exactly what I would have done for such a slight.

I was rubbing off on the old Namekian after th...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.3

— Nine Years, Eleven Months Until The End Of Yggdrasil —

“Another one bites the dust. Da da dun dun dun, another one bites the dust.”

“What fucking song is that?”

“You wouldn’t get it.”

I frowned as I removed my sharp leg from the Lizardmen’s back. They didn’t have most of the songs I remembered from my past life here, who ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.2

— Ulbert Alain Odle —

He stepped into the nine realms of Yggdrasil with a stoic face. Internally he was excited about all the possibilities. The world was gorgeous, more gorgeous than he could ever imagine. Earth, for all, its desecrated beauty, didn’t hold a candle to this world.

It wasn’t even a competition.

With the Earth being a dying planet, a D...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.10

— Piccolo Jr —

He sat in a desert, doing nothing. Absolutely nothing. He considered training, but he just got done doing that. He thought about going to kill more Earthlings, whether they be humans or animals, or dinosaurs, but he just wasn’t feeling up for it.

Today was a day of rest as he deemed it. He was bored sure, but there wasn’t much else better to d...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.9

So I couldn’t use God mode. Yes, I tried.

My wish for perfect ki was supposed to make such a thing possible. By sucking the ki into myself, I was supposed to assume a new form entirely.

The problem was that I needed to be stronger.

My body wasn’t strong enough to transform into a form capable of withholding the power of a God.

Much like how Goku got skinnier when he ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura Supreme Being!SI) Ch.1

“Ah shit, they got an Echo on the stairs! Stick the plant!”

“No, why would he do that?! Are you dumb?! Kakuei don’t listen to him, chase the Echo before the round ends!”

“Fuck off you fucking trash cans!” I shouted, sticking the plant but the enemy swung the corner. I stopped planting and attempted to swing him, but he laid me out with a headshot before walking over to...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.9

— God —

“F-Father, Anngh!”

I pushed my fingers deeper into Azazel’s folds, grinning in satisfaction as she came around them. My eyes drank in her panting body, slick with sweat. Her massive breasts bounced like sweet fruit ripe for the picking.

It had been seven months since Lucifer and Lilith started the devil race along with the other angels turned...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.7

“Hm, the Ultra Divine Water huh?” Korin questioned, stroking his chin fur. I nodded in response. “Well, I can give it to you, but there’s a high chance you’ll die.”

“Well, I don’t want to die, but I really want that water.”

“Hey, I’m just tellin' ya how it is. Don’t go getting mad at me when you take a sip and drop dead.”

“Fair.” I shrugg...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.8

Kami blinked at me for a few seconds. “Judging by the way the way you phrased that sentence, I assume you know what God ki is, and have the keys to access it.”

I nodded. “That and more, I know I can access it. On Namek, before I came here, I made three wishes from the Namekian Dragon, Porunga.”

“Oh?” Kami raised a brow. “Forgive me if my memory is hazy, but I recall se...

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The Enlightened One Ch.52

— Hinata —

“Come on, big sis Naruko, big sis Hinata!” Konohamaru urged, rushing forward they followed behind him at a leisurely running speed. She found the grandson of Lord Third to be a very interesting character, more so because he was Naruko’s pet project. A boy she was training for the hell of it, and the thought of Naruko being a sensei was too funny to pu...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.8

— God —

With the defeat of Helel and the birth of Lucifer, it was time to clean up Heaven after the mess the rebelling angels caused.

Speaking of the rebelling angels, I sent them down with Lucifer and let him lead them as desired. My children had picked up arms against me and decided that I wasn’t the one they wanted to follow, so they would deal with the con...

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The Enlightened One Ch.51

Two weeks had passed and now the Chunin Exams were one short month away. In those two weeks, I had made impressive physical gains. After the first week of running and body flickering with my weights as high as I could manage, Hiruzen decided that I was comfortable with the act of moving at high speeds without being able to control my direction, so he started having me working on the Hiraishin f...

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