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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.41

— Aura —


Even though the slime was calling off its friends, Aura didn’t trust the foreign monster. The Supreme Beings rarely, if ever, interacted with other monsters and guilds, from what she heard of them, and she knew the Supreme Beings always have a reason for what they do, even if mundane creatures can’t fathom what exactly that reason is. 

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.17

— Vegeta —


I grinned at the blushing woman beneath me. 


I had no idea what initiated this situation, but I wasn’t one to complain. Ever since landing on this planet and laying my eyes on her, this is exactly what I’ve wanted to do with her, and I’d be a fucking idiot to turn her away now. 


I rubbed ...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.16

— Bulma (1 Month Later) 


“So, let me get this straight.” Tights said from her place on the couch. She wore sunglasses over her forehead, a bikini top, and short jean shorts. A decent sun tan covered her body.


Bulma nodded at her sister, gesturing for her to continue.


“That boy you met years ago, Goku, is an alien f...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.15

— Vegeta —


“This technology…it’s very complex.” Bulma hummed as she inspected my disassembled space pod. 


“The Freeza Force has the greatest technology in the universe. When you enslave countless planets and bring their greatest minds together, you’re bound to get some ingenious advancements.” I explained, earning a nod f...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.14

— Vegeta —


“You’re too slow, it’s mine, Vegeta!” 


“No the fuck, it’s not, I’ll fucking kill you, Nappa!” I growled, pointing my opened palm at him with a twinkle of ki dancing in front of it. 


“I’ll die for it, Vegeta!” Nappa grinned, licking the large cooked dinosaur leg.&nb...

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Which Fic Do You All Want To See Updated?!

So I realize it's been a while since I did this poll and I wanted to learn more about what you all want. This vote will allow me to see what should be prioritized more than others, but don't think I won't be updating all of them.

Update Schedule of Tuesday and Thursday stays the same, but I may throw additional updates on Monday, Wednesday or Saturday.

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.13

Kakarot picked his body up off the ground once more and rushed at me, closing the distance and launching a barrage of punches and kicks. I dodged each of them narrowly without much effort, the difference in our power levels showing through as I backhanded him away. 


I blitzed behind him and kicked him hard into the air, followed by a heavy downward kick. 


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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.12

“Prince Vegeta, it is good to see you have arrived safely.” Raditz bowed. 


“Launch?!” Krillin shouted, pointing at the woman. The gathered group, with the exception of Gohan and Piccolo, was surprised to hear that name after so long. 


“Is it really you, Launch?” Yamcha asked, looking absolutely flabbergasted. 


“Oh w...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.11

— Raditz (Three Months Later) —


He patted the spot on his stomach through his shirt and apron where the burn had been. It had left a scar but had healed up quite well. 


He had spent the entire time in the same desert, working in the bar he had encountered. 


All for one reason. 


“That’s no...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.10

— Bulma —


“What do you mean he escaped?!” Krillin's fists tightened, his eyes locked on Piccolo with a mix of anger and fear. 


“Exactly what I said.” Piccolo glared back. 


“But Goku is…How did you let this happen?!” 


“He got overpowered, and I could do nothing about it. Maybe ...

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The Enlightened One Ch.76

— Hanabi Hyuga —


She took her stance, staring at her father, who had his hands behind his back. He stared her down with scrutinizing focus.


“Begin.” He said simply and she blasted toward him, sending out a palm strike which he used one hand to deflect away with ease. She quickly followed up with another one, but that too met the same re...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.9

— Raditz —


“And once a Saiyan finishes Battle School, they have the option to start working in the Freeza Force early or attend Saiyan University.” 


“I-Is Saiyan University fun?” The little runt questioned nervously. 


“Dunno, never been.” 


“Oh…” 


“Alr...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.8

— Piccolo —


Ever since he had been born, things had not gone his way, and today was no exception. 


“You’re not Kakarot.” The spiky-headed man wearing ugly armor and spandex underwear pointed at him. 


“No shit.” Piccolo frowned. “I’m a tall green man with a turban, I must look like so many pe...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.7

— Raditz (Start of Z) —


BOOM


His entire pod shook for a few moments from the impact of his arrival. 


He cracked open his eyes and began to move his groggy body out of the space pod. As the door opened, he looked at the landscape around him. 


So this was Earth, the planet his mot...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.6

— Vegeta (Six Years, One Month Later) —


“Vegeta, are we there yet?!” 


“No.” 


“Are we there yet?!” 


“No.” 


“Are we-”


“Nappa, we are not and will not be there for the next fucking year; how many times must I ...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.5

— Vegeta (One Year and Three Months Later) —


“Cha la, head cha la,” I sang to myself as we floated in space's emptiness. I let out a tired sigh as we grew further and further from Freeza Planet 817. 


As much as I wanted to head to Yardrat, things weren’t that simple. Ultimately, we were slaves of Freeza, and just up and leaving w...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.4

— Krillin —


“Look at the runt, scrambling around like a little pig.” One of the senior members laughed as Krillin ate dirt. 


The same senior walked over and grabbed Krillin by the neck before placing his hand on his face. “Got your nose.” 


“G-Give it back,” Krillin said through haggard breaths. 

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The Enlightened One Ch.75

— Karin Uzumaki —


“This was a massive waste of time.” The large, scarred man, her Jonin sensei, sneered as he held her arm tightly. “Fucking trash died to a fucking bear!” 


Karin clutched her heart with her free hand at the thought of that traumatic attack in the Forest of Death. 


— Flas...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.3

— Bulma (Six Months Later) —


BLINK BLINK BLINK 


She stared down at her invention in surprise and confusion; her mother, father, and older sister looked on, even more stunned as the radar continued to blink. 


Seven signals had been picked up, and she couldn’t ...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.2

I crossed my arms and closed my eyes as the space pod floated upward. Memories told me this would be a bumpy process, but I had nothing to worry about. The space pods were top-of-the-line technology with a .0000000001% chance of failure. 


Alien technology for the win. 


That may be the one thing Freeza did well, I will admit.

Speaking of Freeza...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.1

“So you died.” 


“No shit.” I bit out with a glare at the shadowy figure.

One second, I was on my way to the grocery store; the next, I was dead. I don’t even know what happened.


“Trust me, you don’t want to know.” 


And now the shady bastard is reading my mind. 


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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.40

— Albedo —


The Overseer of the Floor Guardians lay on her bed with a smug smile tugging at her lips. Thoughts of what the future would look like flowed through her mind as her soft body pressed into her long white pillow. 


An excited giggle escaped her at the sheer thought of all that had occurred thus far. One moment, she was idly ful...

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The Enlightened One Ch.74

I found myself walking down the streets of Konoha with no clear direction. The Preliminaries of the Chunin Exams were still going on, I’m sure, but I didn’t want to go back yet. 


There was so much on my mind, so many things that had happened that I hadn’t really taken time to reflect on yet. 


Beyond recent developments, there were things that I ...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.21

— Sasha Yakovleva —


“I’ve got another one.” A gruff looking man said as he walked in. He was tall and very large, rippling with muscles. Along his arms ran dark green scales that seemed to vibrate in the little light this room had. Within his hand was an unconscious man. 


Fantasic.” Another man, this one chubby with...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.20

I took a sip from my drink, ‘Sky Eyes’, as it has properly become known in the El Coyote Cojo, which is named after yours truly. 


Seriously, having a drink in a bar was a tradition for Night City legends, and I fulfilled it. Sure, it wasn’t a drink in the Afterlife, yet, it was still a drink in a popular bar in Night City, and for now, that was...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.19

— Next Morning —


I looked down at the large sleeping woman lying with her head on my chest. I could feel her large breasts pressing into my side, along with her arm draped around my midsection. I reached down and brushed some strands of hair out of her face.


This woman…she was mine. Last night proved it, and I’d be damned <...

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The Enlightened One Ch.73

— Lei Senju —


“The first match of the Preliminary Exams will be Rock Lee vs Neji Hyuga,” Hayate announced and looked up at the platform.


“Incredible…” I gasped, my eyes fixed on the two teammates who stood in tense anticipation. “The first bout, and it's this showdown? It's a clash that's bound to be legendary.”


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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.39

— Kakuei —


“So you are…” An above average looking woman asked from behind the counter as she eyed me slightly flustered cheeks and a welcoming smile. 


“Just call me Kakuei.” I returned her smile with one of my own. 


Bang


I narrowed my eyes a bit as I looked to m...

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The Enlightened One Ch.72

With a determined frown, I gazed at the scroll spread out beneath me, after having bitten my finger and written my name plus put my fingerprints with the blood of what would hopefully be the first of countless future generations of Senju signatures. This was the moment that held the most significance, the moment that could summon and define my relationship with any of the myriad creatures.

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.18

Appeasing everyone was impossible.

I had spent a great deal of the time in the bar going around from person to person to change their view on my beard. I told them it was natural, and the more I said it, the less I started believing it myself. 


It technically wasn’t natural anyway. It was a divine beard blessed to me by some random fucking R.O.B.

I had gi...

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