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Published!

Well, folks, it's official! I am now a published author! My submission was accepted, and the ebook was put up for sale this morning! I'm super-excited, if the exclamation points weren't tipping you off!

If you're curious, the book is Sex & Sorcery 2, my pen name is 'Ian Blackwood', and my story is 'Partners'...

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Changes to the $20+ tier!

So, it's been brought to my attention recently that, while the $20+ tier might have been a good idea when the patreon was just starting, it's not doing a very good job anymore. I considered several possible ways to fix it, but none seemed to work in the long-term. Now, I think I figured out a fix, though, and after considering it for a while, I think it should work without getting too crazy.
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Musings- April

Hello again, my faithful patrons! 

To start with, it may be April Fool's Day, but mama didn't raise no fool, so you can relax. No funny business here.

Well, most of my month was spent in a manic rush to finish that submission I was talkin' about by the end of the month. Which is probably for the best,  seeing as I just barely managed to finish it managed to finish it with only ab...

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What's Next?

Alright, with chapter 2 of By The Horns in the works (albeit delayed by the current side-project), I figure it's past time to figure out where  Rhuno Sunheart will be going next! And so, I present you generous patrons with a new poll!

Leave a comment with your vote and I'll get a tally started! Votes don't roll over from one poll to the next, so make sure to vote again if your choic...

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Musings- March

Hey there, squish here, with this month's update and musings!



Sorry I'm late for the start of the month, turns out my recent case of the flu left behind a multi-drug-resistant sinus infection, and I'm just finally starting to feel vaguely human again. One big update: unfortunately, I'm going to have to pause my work on the new chapter of By The Horns for a moment. Some of you who...

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Operation K-9: Ch. 2

[pre-story]Hey there, Squish here, rising from the grave with a new chapter in the unfolding saga of Emily "Deedee" D'Dvesti'Dvadtsat'Dva, as commissioned by Kaz! A lot of stuff happened, I been silent for a while, but I'm gettin' right back on the horse! If you want to read about what happened, you can check out my blog. Anyways, not too much to say about this particular chapter, I just hope ...

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Operation K-9: Ch. 2 [Patreon Preview]

[pre-story]Hey there, Squish here, rising from the grave with a new chapter in the unfolding story of Emily "Deedee" D'Dvesti'Dvadtsat'Dva! Anyways, not too much to say about this particular chapter, I just hope you enjoy it![/pre-story]

Chapter 2: Th...

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Musing: Primeval Passions

[pre-story]Sorry for the delay, I actually got sick RIGHT after vowing to be super-productive this month. Musta jinxed it. Anyways, no sexy stuff in this one, either, just suggestive flirting, much to my surprise. I was gonna just have very brief intro about these two meeting in a bar and establishing their complementary nature before getting straight into the raunchy stuff, but then the chara...

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Musing: Spider's Profile

[pre-musing]Well, here's the first musing for February outta the way! It's not particularly sexy, but hey, maybe we'll see him again in something more prose-ish later. I was actually working on a plant futa thing with a reversible 'pollinator' before this guy came to mind, but I got halfway through and realized she was turning out really cool an interesting, but not particularly sexy. So here we a...

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Musings-February

New rule: No Skyrim until after 5. Honestly, the whole last month has been an enormous clusterfuck. Distractions, delays, excuses, and missed deadlines... I mangled my sleep schedule beyond recognition, I was off my ADHD meds for like three weeks, I got sick... I'm not gonna let it happen again, though. This month, I'm gonna get shit done.

So, again, I don't actually have any musings to rele...

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Musings- January

Okay, so, first off, sorry I'm so terribly late with this post, I got Skyrim for Christmas and it basically consumed me for about two weeks. I'm starting to surface, but it's still got its hooks into me, so I'm still a lil' slow on the writing

Anyways! Since I didn't have any suggestions for musings last month, I'm just gonna be writing two random stories of my choice for the musings this mo...

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By The Horns: Ch. 2

[pre-story] Hey there, squish here, with the continuation of Rhuno's adventures across Azeroth! The story, and the chapter, chosen by you guys, my faithful patrons! This installment takes our hero to a remote corner of The Blasted Lands. This one's takes off a little slow, I really wanted to get some character development in there, and it ended up taking more space than I thought it would. Hop...

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Announcement! Things are changing!

Hey there, squish here, with a very big announcement! I’m going to be dramatically redesigning the way things work around here, everything from how I handle requests and commissions to what the patron tiers offer. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a little complicated, and I’ve been putting this off for a while, but I think, ultimately, this will make things run a whole lot smoother from here out. View Post

What's Next?

With chapter 2 of By The Horns finished, it's time to figure out where  Rhuno Sunheart will be going next! And so, I present a new poll!

Leave a comment with your vote and I'll get a tally started! Votes aren't going to roll over from one poll to the next for these ones, so make sure to vote again!


Ashenvale, where ill intent lurks in the shadows of ancient trees.

The Ba...

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By The Horns: Ch. 2 [Patreon Preview]

[pre-story] Hey there, squish here, with the continuation of Rhuno's adventures across Azeroth! The story, and the chapter, chosen by you guys, my faithful patrons! This installment takes our hero to a remote corner of The Blasted Lands. This one's takes off a little slow, I really wanted to get some character development in there, and it ended up taking more space than I thought it would. Hope...

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What's Next: Mark V

Greetings, my generous patrons!

With Daddy's Home chapter 10 FINALLY complete, it is time to announce the winner of the What's Next poll!

The winner, with nine votes, and my next main story is... By The Horns! The continuing adventures of Rhuno Sunheart as he travels across Azeroth, seeking adventure and finding women of every description! 


Now, it's time for a new poll:...

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Bonus Chapter #6: DDD&D

[pre-story]Hello again, squish here, with a bonus chapter fresh off the presses! I have a bunch of story ideas for a fantasy setting waiting around for me to do something with them, and I was suddenly overcome by the urge to make a world for them all to fit into. So, this is kind of an introduction to the concept. II didn't do a rewrite, so sorry if it's a little rough. I’m probably going to...

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Bonus Chapter #5: Mistakes- pt. 2

[Pre-story] The second part of the request-as-bonus-chapter experiment. Seems to be going pretty well. Still working on Daddy's Home, despite a massive and persistent case of writer's block. If I can get back on task, I might be able to get it done by early next week. Hopefully it'll be worth the wait! Anyways, enjoy![/pre-story]

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Operation K-9: Ch. 1 [Comm]

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Hey guys!

New commission! This one’s brought to you by Kaz! Not much to comment on with this one, though I have no idea how I’d categorize this. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!


Content warnings: Large penis, dog-girl

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2015-07-25 01:54:30 +0000 UTC View Post

What's Next; Mk. IV

Hello, my generous patrons!

Well, I'm just about to getting started on the final chapter of Daddy's Home, so I thought I should give everyone one last chance to vote on which story is going to be my next main project! Just leave a comment on this post with your vote, and I'll add it to the tally. When the last chapter of Daddy's Home is finished, I'll announce the winner and make a new poll to l...

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Operation K-9: Ch. 1 [Comm][Patron Preview]

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Hey guys!

New commission! This one’s brought to you by Kaz! Not much to comment on with this one, though I have no idea how I’d categorize this. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!


Content warnings: Large penis, dog-girl

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2015-07-18 02:58:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Chapter #4: Mistakes- pt. 1

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Hey everyone, new bonus chapter! Since I've realized the requests are probably not going to happen soon considering the rate commissions are piling up at, I'm gonna try something unusual with one of them. The idea is to break the story into bite-sized chunks and tell it through bonus chapters. We'll just see how it goes.

Oh, and just to give you a micro-update on progress, I'm ...

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B-3: Only in Japan

Only in Japan

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Project Stud: Ch. 1

This here is my very first proper commission, brought to you by your fellow patron Iceman! Featuring elves, a minotaur, and a very long, very promising future. Expect a lot more chapters before this is over!

Project Stud

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Commission: Project Stud Ch. 1 [Patreon Preview]

It's my very first proper commission, brought to you by your fellow patron Iceman! Featuring elves, a minotaur, and a very long, very promising future. Expect a lot more chapters before this is over.

Project Stud

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'What's Next' stories: Full release!

It's finally time for the three new stories to be released into the wilds of the internet! The post linked has links to the finished versions of all three stories, posted on my blog. You can also see 'em on my hentai foundry page, and I've also submitted them for approval on literotica. I've also finished the rough draft for my first commission, so you should see that getting released relatively s...

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What's Next Mk. III

Hello, my faithful readers! Your endless patience shall soon be rewarded! The three 'what's next' chapters are finally complete! These three stories are in the running to become my next big, multi-chapter main project after I wrap up Daddy's Home (at least the main story-line). In gratitude to all my supremely generous patrons, I’m letting you decide, not only which one of the three goes first, ...

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The Irresistible Goldenboy Ch. 1 [Patron Preview]

Batgirl heads to the Hub, a highly secretive extra-dimensional transit terminal, on a mission to uncover the truth about the womanizing Goldenboy, but finds much more than she was looking for. Finally! This one seemed to take forever, but once I finally got the foundations straightened out, it all came together pretty easily. Anyways, enjoy! In one week, it and the other two get posted out to the ...

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Bonus Chapter #2: Predator's Prey

This is an unusual one, even by my own standards. Recently, I've been weirdly obsessed with the game Evolve. And seeing as there's so very little porn of it, I thought I might as well lend my hand to the will of rule 34. This one is snapshots of the lady hunters getting banged by the various monsters in turn, adding up to a complete sex scene. Kind of a bestiality vibe, lots of weird alien dicks, ...

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By The Horns: Ch. 1

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nChixmSmB8Q9QcXL0UdsJxiKhRmFO1DfeNli0HAVVHY/edit?usp=sharingRhuno Sunheart, Tauren Paladin, leaves his training grounds in Northrend to embark upon a new journey. The first leg of his travels takes him to Wyrmrest Temple, answe...

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