Hello employees!
Welcome to your first monthly debrief, where I tell you everything we’ve gotten up to with your lovely MONEY over the past billing cycle because BlampCo strives for transparency. I started this Patreon as a way to generate funds and provide a relatively kind training level for my editing skills, and I want you to know how I’ve been using your money to build whatever t...
2025-02-23 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello hello!
My first fan-commissioned Fantasy Booking is now LIVE! This time I'm booking the best bout machine crossing over from AEW to WWE
All thanks must go to Kane aka Eric Storm for commissioning this video, and for allowing me to share it with y'all
If you'd like me to Fantasy Book something for you (and it doesn't have to be wrestling, it can be movies, video games, yo...
2025-02-20 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone,
Looking forward to BlampCo's first watch-party tomorrow! We'll be watching the Royal Rumble 2001, and will be kicking off at the following time:
Feb 16th - 6pm UK | 1pm ET | 10am PT
Setting this post live now so that you can schedule the livestream ahead of time
My Michael Cole WrestleMania 27 outfit has arrived, and it is horrible.
See you...
2025-02-15 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Top 10 Wrestling Matches vs Top 10 Video Game Songs
A new podcast has entered the arena!!
Welcome to A Rad Time, where Adam (and Producer Teri!) interview a special guest about a hobby and/or fandom that means a lot to them. Every month, Adam brings a top 10 to the table, before inviting his guest to share their own, and if you lovely listeners walk away with just ONE new thing to t...
2025-02-14 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello employees,
Mandatory team-building matters a great deal to us here at BlampCo. After all, we're a mandatory family.
In the spirit of togetherness, and having you all in one place where we can monitor you for any talk of unionising, we've created a Discord for all members of tiers £5 and up.
That will be officially launched today at 6pm UK time, in just about two hours ...
2025-02-10 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday, BlampCo employees! Thank you for turning off your Out Of Office at the weekend, as per direction from management. We just like to check in from time to time.
Please find attached my first fan-commissioned list! All hail to Employee of the Week, Intimate Ink, for requesting it. If you want to get your own tailor-made list, you can too!
Intimate Ink has kindly agreed for...
2025-02-09 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Casual Friday everyone!
Still in our first month here at BlampCo!, and we've already hit 1000 paid members, which is absolutely astonishing. You're all valued members of the team, except for one of you. You know who you are.
As a thank you, here's a little preview of what's currently planned for February:
10 Best Board Games To Play While 'Under The Influence' - ...
2025-02-07 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for your patience, everyone!
Here's my review of this year's Rumble, now with a BRAND NEW MIC that your kind Patreon dollars have helped me to buy!
Hope you enjoy!
Yeet.
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2025-02-03 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou're all violating the Be A Star programme and this is the worst Christmas ever.
It was a bad night for Adam's predictions. Begrudging congratulations to comedian Sam See for being the new champ.
Not only did I love the coveted Macho King action figure, but my top 10 predictions didn't pan out ...
I didn't even come close to getting seven predictions right, so drop a comment of which wrestler you'd like to see me dress as for the first watch-party on the channel
The ones that get the most likes will be put into an audience vote, and I imagine you'll all have a lovely time picking someone awful and I hate you and Shut Up.
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For the record, here's what I'm playing with tonight for my live-watch predictions competition.
For my last two competitions - Rumble '24 and Mania 40 - I walked away with the COVETED Macho King action figure.
Here's to a threepeat. Enjoy the show, everyone!
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Hello, my hardworking employees!
As the grapple-inclined of you will know, tomorrow is the Royal Rumble, easily THE best wrestling show of the year. Even if you haven't seen much wrestling before, I strongly recommend you give it a go while it's on Netflix! It's stupid fun and Macaulay Culkin loves it, so who are YOU to disagree?
As is tradition, I'll be hosting a get-together at my...
2025-01-31 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, employees of BlampCo Incorporated!!
It's my very first video release on my new Patreon and I'm very excited, very nervous, and very proud. Edited it myself n' everything.
Please excuse the slightly echoey noise, I'm still working on a sound setup for my shoots. Patreon have a hold on the first payout until early Feb, so can't access funds to buy new tech just yet, but hopeful...
2025-01-29 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHooray! After a proper Brexit-quality split, actually GOOD wrestling has won by its fingertips! This month we’ll be watching a famously good show, and I’ve put together seven absolute belters for you to pick from. Everyone only gets one vote, so choose carefully!
The poll will close in 4 days - January 31st, Midnight UK
We’ll be watching the winning show on February 1...
2025-01-27 17:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone!
In the Cotswolds this weekend for some walks (8/10), Scotch Eggs (9/10), and hanging with friends (6/10).
We have seen chickens, and sheeps and The Traitors finale (I'd die for Alexander, and not just because we're balding in the exact same place), but the high...
It's been 24 hours since the Patreon launched, and enough people have joined up to give me a full-time content-making salary for the first time since September 2023. That's baffling, humbling and means so goddamn much to me.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
I wanted to pen a quick update to show my appreciation, and also clear up a few things about how I see this Patreon work...
2025-01-23 19:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much to everyone who’s signed up to my Patreon so far! Each and every one of you are smart, capable, and brave, and I’ve been assured by the Old Ones that when they descend and claim the Earth, you sweet people will be the very last to die!
Anyway, onto business! The first livestream watchalong will be happening on February 16th at 6pm UK | 1pm ET | 10am PT....
2025-01-22 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWell, ding.
I’ve been making nerd-ass content for the better part of a decade, but I’ve never actually done it BY MYSELF
On one hand, it’ll be nice to try and turn the time I've spent watching oiled-up manbears cuddling and teaching my friends games about trading in medieval Portugal into real-life money. On the other hand, oh no if it’s bad it’s all my fault
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