The new Doom is good. That's not really a secret anymore, it's basically scientific fact.
id Software's surprising triumph is full of great details, but by far the crowning achievement is the way it portrays the player character.
Let us celebrate the Doom Guy!
2016-05-23 15:16:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The latest bollocks from the world of videogame arseholes.
2016-05-21 01:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure.
There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy.
Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose.
2016-05-19 12:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/doom-review/
I ended up bloody loving this one. Nice to have some positivity.
2016-05-17 20:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/homefront-the-revolution-review/
This is a brutal one, folks. Strap yourselves in.
2016-05-17 07:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Are we too nice to indie games? It's a question I've thought about for years since I first saw it posed.
Seriously... I've had this topic saved up for three years when I first wrote about it.
The game industry stopped being super bullshit juuuust long enough for me to finally squeak it in.
2016-05-16 15:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/nintendo-brings-dat-boi-and-dat-twitter-explodes/
I am Buzzfeed now, hi how are you?
2016-05-13 17:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved.
Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you.
2016-05-12 13:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-best-of-gamefaqs-uncharted-4quantum-break-temper-tantrum/
Angry Uncharted fans are the gift that keep on giving.
2016-05-11 19:08:59 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/battleborn-review/
Getting to grips with Gearbox's wacky shooter.
2016-05-09 23:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered is only available as part of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's special edition bundles.
This is, obviously, bullshit.
It's also Call of Duty though... y'know?
2016-05-09 15:53:15 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/quantum-break-is-blatantly-better-than-uncharted-4/
I did a naughty article.
2016-05-09 01:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/uncharted-4-has-shit-lemons/
I took lots of pictures of lemons in Uncharted 4 and did a stupid thing.
2016-05-06 17:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post
A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that.
Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him.
So that's nice!
2016-05-05 16:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/uncharted-4-a-thiefs-end-review-merry-dismas/
I reviewed that game about that guy.
2016-05-05 07:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, we're talking about Dark Souls III again, but I can promise I'm not just giving it a big hard wank this time. We've actually got something to piss and moan about.
Cheating is rampant in Lothric, and the folks at Namco and From are doing dick-all to deal with it properly. In fact, their response so far has done more harm than good.
2016-05-02 14:27:12 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-04-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/alienation-review/
Sadly, I wanted to enjoy this more than I did.
2016-04-29 19:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all.
Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've still got great chat on offer.
Glow-in-the-dark skeletons, PAX East experiences, and monster truck incidents all get discussed. Also Aliens.
2016-04-28 11:48:14 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/its-okay-to-play-dark-souls-however-you-want/
Some Dark Souls already think I have it in for them. I've got no problem with the fans... just the deluded shit a few of them say.
2016-04-27 14:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/star-fox-zero-review/
This isn't pretty.
2016-04-26 19:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal.
Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day.
2016-04-26 14:32:26 +0000 UTC View Post
If you cannot stand to hear criticism of Nintendo games, you might want to skip this one. Consider that your content warning.
This video does not even entertain the possibility that the controls for Star Fox Zero are anything other than total garbage trash.
2016-04-25 14:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/sega-3d-classics-collection-review/
I hate that I was somewhat down on this, but that's what happens when Altered Beast is involved.
2016-04-22 16:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/ratchet-clank-review/
The game of the movie of the game is quite good!
2016-04-21 18:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel!
This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs.
There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst, GameStop's publisher plans, and Boglinwatch 2016 developments.
It's a savage episode this week as the champions of crunch are taken to task.
Following a fairly appalling article from Alex St. John, The Jimquisition tears into the idea that forcing game devs to work long hours without compensation is somehow a good idea.
It's not a good idea. In fact, it's total bollocks.
2016-04-18 14:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Another dose of the industry's crap for you to swig down. Have fun!
2016-04-18 00:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.thejimquisition.com/primas-dark-souls-iii-estus-flask-edition-guide-is-an-estus-farce/
Documenting an utterly disappointing bit of Dark Souls tat.
2016-04-14 20:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios.
Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was Batman vs. Superman.
Oh, and Dark Souls III. Loads of Dark Souls III. Not sorry.
2016-04-14 13:07:59 +0000 UTC View Post