Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon
With Pokemon Sun and Moon now out, I'm reminding everybody that Ekans is the very best, like noone ever was.
2016-11-19 18:09:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Review: Dishonored 2
A dishonorable discharge for a game I really wanted to like.
2016-11-17 17:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 105: Vaginas Are The Weed Of Videogames
The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important!
In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make it work.
Also, GAME makes legal threats, Judge Dredd, and news from your pal Sterling's trip to New York!
2016-11-17 13:53:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: A Lesson In Five Nights
Five Nights At Freddy's is a mind-boggling success, but it wasn't always this way, and Scott Cawthon was not always a horror mastermind.
Adversity and a hell of a lot of criticism got Five Nights creator Cawthon where he is today, and on the second annual Jimdependence Day, we examine how.
2016-11-14 21:45:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors Are Watching Pixels LIVE Sunday Night!
The Movie Boys are going to Sandler their pants for your pleasure!
2016-11-12 12:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 104: Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed
On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered.
Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebration we had!
2016-11-10 20:26:18 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Call of Duty - Infinite Warfare
Campaign's alright though.
2016-11-09 21:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostA Brief Off-Topic Political Post For Which I Apologize In Advance
As the title suggests, folks!
2016-11-09 14:48:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast.
Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through.
Next episode is Pixels. Help us all.
2016-11-08 22:15:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The Jimquisition: Prepare For Titanfail
Titanfall 2 is brilliant, but it doesn't look like luck (or an audience) has been on its side.
Let's look at why it all fell apart, and why this is a shitty thing in the wider scheme of things.
2016-11-07 15:28:54 +0000 UTC View PostCall of Duty: Infinite Warfare‘s Installations Are Fucking Ridiculous
Another rant about stupid videogames doing stupid things.
2016-11-06 13:17:46 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Cock of Duty - A XXX Parody
I did more journalism. Real, hard journalism.
2016-11-05 02:46:16 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 103: Titanfucked
On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy.
Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ripping other animals to bits.
2016-11-03 16:26:51 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Titanfall 2
http://www.thejimquisition.com/titanfall-2-review/
What on Earth was EA so scared of?
2016-11-02 18:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe Making of JimSAW
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-making-of-jimsaw/
This is a self-indulgent article, but I think Jimquisition fans will find it quite interesting.
Or at least fun.
Maybe.
I hope.
2016-11-01 20:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostReview: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
Patreon is working on the bug where URL posts delete the URLs, but just in case it's not fixed, here's the direct link: http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-special-edition-review/
On another note, thank you all for your support, patrons!
Th...
2016-11-01 14:43:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: JimSAW
Last year, the legendary Jimsaw Killer unleashed a rampage of terror within his dirty garage. The garage was never the same.
Long presumed dead, he's back for revenge... and microtransactions.
Trapped in an underground bunker, Jimsaw's latest victim must saw off his fingers and use them to "buy" his freedom.
Terror. Desperation. Mountain Dew. Boglins.
Suffering? You h...
2016-10-31 19:10:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: The Funny Brilliance Of Resident Evil 4
The Jimquisition comes early and you didn't need to pre-order it!
Let's look at why Resident Evil 4 was a classic, why its writing stood the test of time, and what it can tell us about REVII.
... all with a little help from Dr. Crane.
2016-10-30 16:41:39 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 102: Pounded In The Butt
On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game.
Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much.
Elsewhere, we talk about Owlboy, Battlefield 1, and naturally dissect the Nintendo Switch. WILD CARD!
2016-10-27 20:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Owlboy
I kinda love this game n' stuff.
EDIT: Until Patreon's URL embed feature is working, I'll just paste the URL to the reviews here - http://www.thejimquisition.com/owlboy-review/
2016-10-27 14:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: On Publishers Controlling Game Reviews
As Bethesda proudly announces it will no longer provide review copies until the day before a game launches, The Jimquisition decides to deliver some hefty side-eyeing.
This news came just as your very own Jim Sterling found out EA considers him a "wild card" who isn't to be trusted with high profile games like Battlefield 1.
Game publishers have been steadily ma...
2016-10-26 01:26:31 +0000 UTC View PostI'm Too Much Of A Wild Card To Receive Review Copies
Wonder why reviews I write for Battlefield 1 and the like are often late? So did I!
The answer is awesome.
2016-10-25 19:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode.
Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D!
Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.
2016-10-25 14:37:35 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Battlefield 1
It's funny how certain companies didn't want me to review this, considering I actually really liked it. Liked it loads, actually.
2016-10-24 21:26:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: A Nintendo Switch 'Room Temperature' Take
Let's jump aboard the Nintendo Switch content train and hump it. Hump it until our genitals bleed!
Seriously though, we're talking about Nintendo's marketing this week, and the importance of visual communication when selling a product.
Also, #PerformanceMatters n' stuff!
2016-10-24 14:45:06 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Dragon Quest Builders
It's basically Minecraft with a Dragon Quest skin... but it's better than Minecraft as well.
2016-10-20 20:16:23 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 101: Red Dead Erection (aka Grimer's Pisslips)
On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions.
Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokermans, and more other stuff. I know there's other stuff. I can't remember any of it.
2016-10-20 12:24:42 +0000 UTC View PostMetabombed: Mafia III Is ‘A White Guilt Fueled Mess Of A Port’
Another trip to the wacky world of Metacritic's user reviews!
2016-10-19 14:31:59 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Mafia III
http://www.thejimquisition.com/mafia-iii-review/Published the exact same minute Rockstar announced Red Dead Redemption 2. Terrible timing.
On Rockstar's part.