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The Jimquisition: Why It's Morally Okay To Pirate All Of Nintendo's Games

Oh no, The Jimquisition is making itself a smarmy point again.

Sick and tired of Nintendo's repeated attempts to steal from him, your old pal Jim Sterling explains why it's perfectly morally fine to rob the company blind.

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Review: Horizon - Zero Dawn

I really really really like it. 

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Podquisition Episode 118: Skeleton Warnings

The nature of skeletons, rabbit sex antics, and the highness of the woman in the song about a woman being high. What more could you want? 

Videogame talk? We got that as well. Thoughts on For Honor, reactions to the Breath of the Wild season pass, and more Nioh bollocks. 

You want more? We have AT LEAST SOME OTHER THINGS! 

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You’ll Be Thrilled By These Thrilling For Honor Screenshots That Thrillingly Showcase The Thrills Of For Honor

This is a very thrilling article. Please be thrilled. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! 

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it! 

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The Jimquisition: An Episode About Steam Direct Being Better Or Worse Than Greenlight

Greenlight is finally dying after years of promises, to be replaced by... a thing. 

Steam Direct is Valve's latest attempt at finding a content-to-quality balance. What does your ol' pal Jim think? Let's find out!

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Review: Dynasty Warriors: Godseekers

I just want a good mainline Dynasty Warriors game to review on The Jimquisition. Not had one since I left The Escapist, damnit! 

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Podquisition Episode 117: Easy D

The Podquisition crew seeks Easy D in a new episode that features Nioh discussion, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Conan's intimate regions.

Also, Wii Us aren't being made anymore, E3 is open to the public, and Brazzers gives Metal Gear Solid some Easy D!

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Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (A XXX Parody) REVIEWED!

Brazzers returns with another videogame parody and it is their finest work yet! 

I guess they literally fucked Konami this time.

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The Jimquisition: Circle Of Strife

GameStop, it's time to sit before The Jimquisition and listen to the charges brought before you. Lament, ye sinner, and may God have mercy 'pon your rotten soul.

Also, your Circle of Life thing is broken bullshit, as is your whole working relationship with the game industry. Shove THAT in your circle.

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Podquisition Episode 116: Fucking Embargo For Nioh Went Up

Nioh's review embargo lifted by some of us were too busy playing Nioh to notice. Enjoy some first thoughts about Nioh, everybody! 

As well as that, we discuss the Nintendo Switch's apparent online price, chat about Resident Evil 7's early DLC, and say some other shit. 

Also it's just Jim n' Gav this week. It's quite the laid ...

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The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie

Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. 

I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. 

Also, this movie is crap.

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The Jimquisition: Resident Evil 7 Bravely Defaulted

What do Resident Evil 7 and Bravely Default have in common? 

Let The Jimquisition explain, as we celebrate the return of a good Resident Evil game!

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Review: Life of Black Tiger

Reviewing the worst PS4 game in the world.

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Podquisition Episode 115: Del Toro's Angry Bedtime

 [Note: Soundcloud is being fucking useless again, so here's a direct link since the embed's fucked

On a jovial episode, we celebrate Resident Evil 7 being really quite nice, and wonder exactly what the deal is with Life of Black Tiger. 

Elsewhere, K...

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Review: Resident Evil 7 - Biohazard

Welcome to the family, son. 

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The Jimquisition: A Cautionary Post-Mortem Of Evolve

Battleborn is not the only 2K Games release to have suffered indignity this generation. Evolve, more famous for its DLC model than anything it did as a game, was another multiplayer shooter that failed to do anything better than fail. 

The fate of Evolve serves as a cautionary tale to any would-be project banking on additional content to make its money. Audience g...

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Ten Images That Sum Up Yakuza 0 Better Than I Could

Yakuza 0 is a screenshot goldmine. Here's some of the nonsense I encountered. 

I think you'll understand why I like this game so much. 

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Podquisition Episode 114: Switch

The Nintendo Switch is the big news of the week, so we chat about that for the most part.

Also, Yakuza 0 is great and the Assassin's Creed movie is rubbish.

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Review: Yakuza 0

So I basically adore this game. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne

Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. 

Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.

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The Jimquisition: What Nintendo Fucked Up With The Switch So Far

The Nintendo Switch Presentation revealed more details about March's Wii U successor and... it was okay. The presentation was okay.

However, it wouldn't be Nintendo without some frustrating, infuriating caveats, so let's see how they ballsed this one up, shall we?

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A Look Back At The Dafoeverse, Miiverse’s Unofficial Willem Dafoe Fan Community

We celebrate the community that could be put down by nothing... nothing except the novelty wearing off. 

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Thoughts On The Nintendo Switch Presentation

This was initially just a regular YouTube channel upload, but since Nintendo ContentID claimed it and took all ads off, I figured I'd toss it up as Jimquisition Dot Com material too. 

Anyway, some initial thoughts on the presentation itself. As far as details that emerged afterward, I'll be dealing with that on Monday. 

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Podquisition Episode 113: Industrial Sexpionage

Sexy espionage is on the loose, Mario does a poo for McDonald's, and Pornhub has an interesting offer for a certain special boy.

Elsewhere, we talk some more about the Nintendo Switch, we discuss the true adult fear, and we actually SAY the words Star Citizen.

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Dear Sony...

A little letter from Jim Sterling to Sony regarding PR emails. 

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Review: Gravity Rush 2

First review of the year! 

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The Jimquisition: Nintendo's Virtual Console Is Trash Garbage

With Pokemon Snap finally arriving on the North American Wii U Virtual Console, it's time to get something off my incredible tits. 

Let's talk about Nintendo's terrible VC release structure. 

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Podquisition Episode 112: You Disgusting Apes

It's the first Podquisition of 2017, and that means... there's not much news to talk about. 

Nevertheless, your intrepid crew managed to talk a load of bollocks for an hour, so that's good!

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The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie

The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. 

Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time.

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