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Dreams - Pretty Big Planet (Jimpressions)

Dreams is the culmination of everything Media Molecule has worked towards for many years. Technically it's impressive, and the people producing content for it are talented as heck... sometimes.   

Unfortunately, for those looking to play the games rather than make them, Dreams is hard to stick with. The best projects are in "early access" for want of a better term, and they're s...

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Podquisition 270: Tic Tacs

Hidden Tic Tac truths are revealed, Devil May Cry 3 is good, Dreams is full of nonsense, and Laura played a ghost dating game. 

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Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition - Upping The Dante (Jimpressions)

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening is a terrific game that has aged astonishingly well, a fact that becomes clear within moments of playing it today. 

A good excuse to play it today is Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition, which recently came to Switch. It's the same excellent game with the addition of a weapon/style switching mechanic, practically the one thing it needed to stand next to...

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It's Just A Game (The Jimquisition)

Influencers are like proper celebrities now, so we have to listen to everything they say. 

Ninja is an influencer, and he has plenty to say. Recently the Mixer Man caused a fuss by extolling the virtues of anger and deriding the notion that a videogame is "just a game." 

This sparked up the age old Hardcore Gamer debates, and I've got bugger all else to do this week, so le...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Detective Pikachu

Secrets and mysteries abound as Ryan Reynolds pretends to be a yellow mouse for a minute.

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Podquisition 269: The Nudest Podcast In Town

Swing by the studio and demand we take our clothes off! Podquisition gets a new groove as we try out a studio space and discuss Spec Ops: The Line, Sonic the Hedgehog, and house clothes. 

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Darksiders Genesis - Looks Like Diablo, Plays Like Not-Diablo

Darksiders Genesis is a strange one. While it may look like a Diablo style affair, it remains a Darksiders game at heart, with combat and mechanics taken straight from the main series. 

The new perspective is jarring however, especially when it comes to jumping and platforming. The lack of dungeon crawler RPG features also makes the pulled back camera feel just a tad cheap. Nonethele...

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J. Allen Brack's Unrepentant Bullshit (The Jimquisition)

Blizzard Entertainment President J. Allen Brack is a man who knows he doesn't have to apologize, and that's why he's never done it. 

Sure, you may feel like you've heard him apologize, and he may even say sorry. He doesn't actually apologize though, and after several issues with Blizzard and its behavior, the hallmarks of the Brack Apology - the Brackology - have become clear. <...

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Podquisition 268: Travel

Your old pal Jim Sterling is in Philadelphia now, though arriving did not come without a hefty price. 

Also, we discuss The Dark Crystal's bad game, pattern recognition in a game about trains, and other videogame nonsense.

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Credit Where Credit's Due (The Jimquisition)

Credit. When people work on something, it's only right to expect those people get credit. Unfortunately, the videogame industry is a wasteland of sleaze, and companies seem to think credit is optional. 

XSEED caused a fuss last year by claiming it was policy not to credit workers who have left the company, even if their work is part of the game. While the studio's tone deaf nonsense ...

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The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics - It's Shit (Jimpressions)

I'm a big Dark Crystal fan - loved the movie, adored the Netflix show. The latter has been adapted to videogame form as The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics, and it's really quite bad. 

A bare bones turn-based strategy RPG that runs poorly, looks dated, and plays without any of the streamlining and convenience of a modern game, Age of Resistance Tactics feels like a cheap and ...

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The Folly Of Gamer Boycotts (The Jimquisition)

Pokémon Sword & Shield shifted over 16 million units worldwide despite a significant amount of pre-release controversy. Angry older fans may have promised a boycott, but the game's success has rendered much of the backlash over "Dexit" rather toothless. 

This is because Gamer Boycotts don't really work, and the concept has been so thoroughly discredited after years of failed att...

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Journey To The Savage Planet - I Want A Meat Buddy (Jimpressions)

Journey to the Savage Planet is a fun little game that looks a bit like No Man's Sky and plays a bit like Metroid Prime. It's also full of bug-eyed round birds that are kind of adorable, and has a cute sense of humor. 

It's a fun little game that I've been having fun with because it's fun. How fun! 

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Podquisition 267: Videogames Inside Tables

Frankly, I think this one was really good. Anyway, we talk about monkey films, arcade tables, the official rap song for The Binding of Isaac, Wattam, and more. 

Oh, and at some point we remember to talk about the return of a certain game "developer." 

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Should 'Metroidvania' Be Abolished? (The Jimquisition)

As a term, "Metroidvania" has existed for almost twenty years, used to describe a certain sub-type of action game. A game like Metroid. Or Castlevania. Y'know, a Metroidvania. 

Some critics really don't like the term. They think it's aesthetically unpleasant, obscure, and inaccessible. They don't think the term should be referencing two other games, and that doing so makes it useless...

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Podquisition 266: Luma Temtem

This podcast is definitely not off the rails. 

Also, Disco Elysium, TemTem, and Terminator: Resistance.

 

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Terminator: Resistance - Resisting Publicity (Jimpressions)

Yes, a Terminator game happened a little while ago. Even more shockingly, it's quite good! I've been enjoying it, anyway. 

An FPS with a Fallout Lite template, Terminator: Resistance is made on a tight budget, but infused with a lot of love and respect for the source material. More love than the people making the films these days, at the very least. 

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The Game Industry's Performative Concern For Children (The Jimquisition)

The game industry hates to take responsibility for its own nonsense, and as regulators around the world hold it accountable for in-game gambling, publishers are scrabbling for a scapegoat. 

Introducing "Get Smart About PLAY," a performative initiative that feigns concern for children by shifting the spotlight onto parents. The campaign relies on parental controls, and behaves as if t...

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Podquisition 265: Baby Butterbiscuits

Baby Butterbiscuits wants his ba ba! Also, we talk about Life is Strange 2, Disco Elysium, Assassin's Creed, and the next generation of consoles. 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight

We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features Billy Zane going full Billy Zane. 

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A Video Discussing That Horny TayTay Movie Getting Patched (The Jimquisition)

Cats, starring Taylor Swift and Idris Elba as horrible nightmares, is a fine example of how movies are starting to resemble videogames in terms of how they're treated post-launch. 

It was basically patched after it went to theaters, replaced with a new version that changed effects and performance timing. Combined with what Marvel has been doing with films such as Endgame and Spider-M...

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Podquisition 264: Cats Are Not Dogs

We definitely don’t spend a large portion of the time talking about Cats and whether it is great or perfect.

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The Most Influential Game Of The Decade (The Jimquisition)

Before we force ourselves to face the reality that is 2020, I want to take one last look over the previous decade. More than that, I want to think about what influence means. 

Today's video column isn't a comprehensive retrospective so much as a thought process, going over some of the biggest names in the past decade of games and seeing what impact, if any, they had on the industry.&...

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Podquisition 263: Looking Back On 2019

With 2019 having concluded, 2020 envelops us in its warm tendrils. Let's look back at the past horrible year before we deal with another horrible year.  

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Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)

2019 is rapidly nearing its bitter end, so it's time once more to smear grime on ourselves, lament loudly, and welcome Skeletor for our annual look at the shittiest games of the year!

From Anthem to Contra: Rogue Corps, there's been a lot of trash to sift through, but we've nailed it down. The most deficient, most insulting, most miserable games of the year! Let's look at the worst of the...

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #21

Yet another podcast where patrons ask the questions and I do lots of answering them all good. Today we chat about eggs, old cartoons, remakes, PS1 games, and the Hardest Thing. 

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The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2019

Award time at last! The Game Awards may have its industry recognition, production values, exclusive announcements, and viewers, but The Jimquisition Awards have a "woosh" sound effect.

Clearly we're winning. 

Anyway, it's time to name the five best games that I played this year. Let's hand out some JGOTYAs! 

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Podquisition 262: Urban F*cking Champion

Yakuza, Pokemon, the Xbox Series X and the Game Awards all get talked about. Also, the greatest Urban Champion fan game in the world. 

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The Slimy Sleaze Of That Apolitical Bobby Kotick (The Jimquisition)

Videogame executives are getting very good at exploiting some peoples' aversion to political discussions, especially when it comes to covering their tracks and avoiding uncomfortable questions. 

Take Bobby Kotick, for example, CEO of Activision. His company has stepped into some political messes this year, but by presenting himself as apolitical, he's avoiding talking about any of it...

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Podquisition 261: Sticky Coffee

Talking about coffee problems, David Lynch, Aliens, Assassins, and... Urban Champion.

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