It's the final episode of 2022, and you know what that means. Time to look at the worst, the pits, the dregs, the sh*ttiest games of the year! From Babylon's Fall to Gotham Knights to Diablo Immortal, we go in deep and come out hard. Let's get sh*tty!
2022-12-26 11:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post
One for you, one for me.
Games we played this week include:
High on Life (13:30)
Vampire Survivors Moonspell DLC (50:40)
Potion Craft (56:50)
Blacktail (1:10:10)
It's that time again! Time for The Jimquisition Awards, where we pick five games that exemplify something good about an industry we spent most of the year dumping all over. We're doing proper ones this year, too.
The main question is this... will I dare to put Vampire Survivors on the list?
2022-12-19 13:33:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Review time! We're critiquing High on Life today, that game featuring the trademark screams of Solar Opposites writer Justin Roiland. Check out the review by CLICKING HERE!
Hope you enjoy it. The review, I mean, not the game. Well, I also hoped you en...
2022-12-18 09:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw geez.
Games we played this week include:
High on Life (5:45)
Yum Tum Cookstar (28:55)
Clumsy Rush Ultimate Guys (33:15)
Armored Core IV (37:25)
Crisis Core Reunion (43:05)
Potion Craft (54:00)
Octopath Traveler (1:04:25)
Microsoft feels pretty sorry for itself lately, and it wants you to sympathize. As Phil Spencer chats nonsense regarding $70 games and Sony's reaction to the planned acquisition of Activision Blizzard, let's revel in the self pity.
2022-12-12 13:15:59 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've not heard of this game and the truly baffling things it does, prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, I cannot exaggerate how batshit this game's design is. Read my review by CLICKING HERE!
2022-12-09 14:28:54 +0000 UTC View Post
All doctors are bastards.
Games we played this week include:
Callisto Protocol (6:00)
Marvel’s Midnight Suns (27:55)
Mirror Forge (39:35)
The Devil In Me (49:45)
Gungrave (56:25)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (1:06:20)
Void Scrappers (1:12:45)
Beautiful Mystic Survivors (1:15:55)
Wanted to post this last week but I've been really sick. CLICK HERE to read my review of a daaaamn good game!
2022-12-07 15:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Pokémon Scarlet & Violet is a bad game with terrible performance and a litany of broken bugs. That's not stopped it from selling 10 million copies in three days and enjoying massive amounts of praise. Yet when Cyberpunk 2077 had an identically rocky launch, the story was very different...
2022-12-05 14:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I was really looking forward to The Callisto Protocol, even when reviews started to paint an unfavorable portrait. Not a single critique could have prepared me for how goddamn bad this horrible mockery of Dead Space is, however. Holy crap!
Read my review by CLICKING HERE
2022-12-03 20:33:09 +0000 UTC
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Keep your head.
Games we played this week include:
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (14:10)
Evil West (21:30)
Gungrave VR (51:20)
Gungrave G.O.R.E. (56:15)
Roller Drama (1:00:45)
What the Bat? (1:13:40)
Among Us VR (1:16:40)
2022-12-01 17:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The terrible topic of easy modes in Dark Souls rears its vile head once more. It's not my fault, though! I've learned that the topic is so touchy, you can't even joke about it. Not without some ludicrous consequences.
2022-11-28 14:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm bracing myself for a fun weekend of discourse as I present my latest review which you can read by CLICKING HERE!
Yep, I've got a critique of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet for you to chew through, and while I hurry to prepare my bun...
2022-11-25 19:55:12 +0000 UTC View Post
May all your issues be joyful ones.
Games we played this week include:
Gingrave G.O.R.E. (14:40)
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (27:15)
The Evil Dead: The Game (1:06:10)
Ghost Lore (1:09:15)
God of War Ragnarök (1:11:05)
It took bloody forever to finish this game, and then I had to write a review amidst running my own wrestling show, performing in another, playing Pokemon, and getting The Jimquisition ready.
Anyway, at LONG last, you can CLICK HERE 2022-11-22 16:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Yuji Naka, co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog, got arrested for insider trading at Square Enix. Oh what a wicked web! Let's use it as an excuse to dump on some corpo scum!
2022-11-21 14:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The fan base is fucking insufferable.
Games we played this week include:
Sonic Frontiers (9:30)
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (16:00)
Fallout 4 (34:10)
God of War Ragnarok (38:45)
Ghost Song (44:20)
Sonic Forces (54:50)
So much for what I wanted to talk about. Gotta talk about more scumbags in the videogame workplace. This time, a story about Doom Eternal, a stressed composer, and a bitter feud with an executive producer.
2022-11-14 14:20:58 +0000 UTC View Post
My harshest review since returning to written criticism, the totality with which Sonic Frontiers destroyed my goodwill is practically a landmark moment. I went from faint praise and hopefulness to hating this game with an abject passion. It's just so inexcusably bad, cheap, and broken.
Someone will buy this premise.
Games we played this week include:
God of War Ragnarok (13:20)
Sonic Frontiers (20:50)
New Tales from the Borderlands (49:45)
The Last Oricru (55:25)
When journalist Laura Kate Dale got offered a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II, she received some extra fun - the chance to consensually plagiarize articles written by the game's marketing team! Huh!
Let's talk about THAT unethical nonsense, shall we?
2022-11-07 13:56:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Time for our latest review! Check out what I thought of the latest indie retraux survival horror game Signalis by CLICKING HERE!
2022-11-06 14:53:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gotta pay those bills.
Games we played this week include:
God of War Ragnarok (11:40)
Bayonetta 3 (20:40)
Signalis (40:00)
New Tales from the Borderlands (58:20)
Super Lone Survivor (1:04:45)
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2022-11-03 19:28:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Another review has been writting and you can CLICK HERE to view it!
Bayonetta 3... a good game when it allows itself to be. Please enjoy my explanation as to why it shouldn't have tried to emulate Nier.
2022-11-01 17:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hellena Taylor's story simply will not end, as she's gone from hero to villain so quickly we've barely had time to breathe. In what SHOULD be the last video on the Bayonetta 3 saga, let's see how Taylor definitively tanked all her sympathy.
Spoiler: being an anti-abortion TERF didn't help her case!
2022-10-31 14:55:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Time for another review, one I'm glad I was able to squeeze out before the weekend's over. CLICK HERE to read my Cultic review!
This is a really good shooter that I had a blast playing on the Steam Deck. A good little retraux horror FPS.
2022-10-30 13:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostHello, people what is doing a reading of a words!
It’s been a while since I did an update post, and even though I should be making progress in Bayonetta 3 for review purposes, I can only go where the Elvanse takes me! So here we go.
Since we mentioned reviews, I suppose that’s the best place to start. As you’ll have noticed, written reviews are back! The desire to do them came...
2022-10-28 12:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re professionals, after all.
Games we played this week include:
Hot Tentacle Shooter (3:40)
BOSSGAME: The Final Boss is My Heart (11:15)
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity (17:10)
Batman: Gotham Knights (24:10)
Potionomics (35:05)
Donut Dodo (42:50)
Cultic (46:30)
A Plague Tale: Requiem (49:55)
Vampire Survivors (53:10)
2022-10-27 16:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our latest review is for Gotham Knights, which you can read by CLICKING HERE!
Gosh, this game is bad. Really bad. Really, really bad!
2022-10-26 16:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post