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2020-05-08 00:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Update? Update!

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I am behind schedule.

That's the root of it. There's a lot of reasons why, from poor time management to indecision to switching horses mid-stream, but that's the bottom line.

In the scope of how far behind schedule I have fallen in the past, my longest being ten months, this isn't that severe. I was working on one video for a couple wee...

2020-05-01 00:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Draft of an Experimental Video About Contagion

I'm not really sure what to say about this one beyond the fact that it's possibly even more "out there" than my CATS video.

I really need feedback on the audio. I'm not sure if I like my delivery, I'm not sure if it needs background music (I'm inclined towards "yes" but music takes me forever to choose), and I'm not sure about the compression and processing.

I'm open to making a lot...

2020-03-31 04:37:13 +0000 UTC View Post

The Art of Editing and The Snowman: Blocked Version

This is the version of The Art of Editing and The Snowman that was originally uploaded Friday afternoon before being instantly blocked worldwide by a copyright claim from Universal.

Earlier this morning the video's status was upgraded from "blocked" to "in dispute", which means that the video is, for the time being, at least viewable.

Since it already took me 11 hours of making and ...

2020-03-02 19:47:36 +0000 UTC View Post

The Art of Editing and The Snowman PREVIEW DRAFT

Now this is a story all about how...

I posted a half-complete video as a preview to Patrons of something that has proven a hurdle to complete three Januarys in a row.

I feel a bit bad that this draft is, like, really, super-obviously incomplete, but I'm going to be editing for the rest of the night to get this done for tomorrow afternoon.

As always feel free to point out anyth...

2020-02-28 03:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post

CATS: Sorry I Didn't Get a Preview Draft Done

Third of a planned four videos for December, but I'm not sure if the fourth is going to happen. My health hasn't been great, and I'm going to lose a few days to holidays. Three is still pretty good. I might just take the rest of the year off and focus on getting one of the longer videos done for January.

Sorry there wasn't a preview draft, owing to previously mentioned health stuff I too...

2019-12-24 23:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post

"The Snyder Cut Does (Not) Exist" Preview Draft

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Second December video. Actually got a long way through the edit this afternoon, so should be easily on track for tomorrow afternoon unless someone points out a glaring factual oversight or there's a big announcement in the morning rendering a huge chunk of this dated.

2019-12-13 00:52:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Tuca And Bertie Untitled Sex Scene Essay Preview Draft

I'm trying to get a number of shorter videos out this month, ideally four.

This is a bit further from "done" than I usually post for previews, since it's still missing key clips, but if you haven't seen Tuca and Bertie yet, but have a Netflix subscription, then you can quickly watch episode 3 and you should be able to follow along just fine from there.

In the morning I need to re-...

2019-12-06 03:43:14 +0000 UTC View Post

November Patron Vlog And A Text Rant About Patreon's Dashboard

The Patreon dashboard for creators is absolute ass. I'm honestly shocked that it's as bad as it is. It's worse than going back to a 2006 install of Joomla. There's no unified landing page with important information summed up, it's just a blank wall until you navigate to the sub-pages via the menus, but even those don't do what you think they should.

You'd expect "Posts" to take you to a ...

2019-12-05 02:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post

How did we end up on a 24 frame per second standard, anyway?

During the 1890s through 1920s, the world of motion picture was an absolute wild west of competing formats and standards. For every Kinetoscope, Biograph, and Cinematograph, the formats developed and used by Edison, Griffith, and the Lumière brothers, there were a dozen Viventoscopes, Miroscopes, Birtaks, Biocams, Vitaks, and Cinéoramas, all with different combinations of camera format, film ...

2019-10-31 23:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post

World of Warcraft Classic And What We Left Behind

Tell your patrons what you're working on.

2019-10-04 21:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Untitled WoW Video Preview Draft

How's your next thing coming?

This is a bit of an earlier draft than I would normally put up, but that's what makes it a preview. There's a lot of missing graphics, none of the music is done, and the sound mix is still a rough pass. I don't think any of the shouty men included will blow out your speakers, though.

2019-10-03 00:37:58 +0000 UTC View Post