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Chapter 41: Welcome To The Bone Zone.

I sat on top of a pile of rubble, perfectly imitating the thinker statue as I pondered on the things I would need to take on the catacombs.

Now I _could_  just go in combustions blazing but it can't be that simple.

This is Lordran, confidence means suffering here. I want to be prepared lest I get ganged by a horde of skeletons. My stamina and focus are limited, but the revivals...

Chapter 40: Lost.

For the first time since I left the asylum, I felt lost.

I was currently standing on one of the elevated positions in blighttown just looking down. In my hand, there was a half-finished bottle of alcohol. Just next to me were 3 more empty bottles.

I couldn't get drunk.

My poison resistance was far too high for that. I just drank it for the feeling of drinking alcohol hoping th...

39: Quelana, The Mother of Pyromancy.

I had finally, finally made it to the second bonfire.

It had taken 2 more levels in poison resistance and a couple of dozen corpses as well as a sprinkle of trauma that I was going to repress. But I gotta say, having poisonous swamp mud inside your boots is unpleasant, to say the least.

Also, there was a red phantom of an overweight woman wearing a sack over her head and wielding a ...

38: ...Blighttown...

I stepped through the fog gate with the dragonslayer sling over my shoulder. I heard and felt the quakes caused by the gaping dragon dragging itself toward me but my stride remained firm.

I cast sunlight blade on the dragonslayer, which the dragonslayer promptly absorbed and enhanced the miracle, covering itself in a layer of wild crimson lightning.

"Roaaaerrhh...

37: Dragon Slayer

I pulled out my dual katanas and entered the boss room.

I forged these bad boys during the time I spent grinding. Exact same height, length, and weight. Perfect for dualwileding. I call them lefty and righty. I wield lefty and on right and righty on my left. The reason I am using these is for speed, which seems to be my greatest asset against the vast dragon.

T...

36: Gaping Dragon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

After I had calmed down sufficiently I started traversing this dammed maze once more. Along the way I found a Swedish man wearing some funky-looking armor selling all kinds of stuff who called himself Domhnall of Zena. I bought some resins off of him and continued on. And I saw something that infuriated me to no end.

A fucking shortcut. One that was barely a goddam minute away ...

Chapter 35: Thorny Joe.

Having accomplished my goal of acquiring pyromancies from Lawrence and having raised my flame to an acceptable level. I made my way back to the depths to finish what I started. While making my way there I used every opportunity to raise the level of soul sight. But most, if not all of the hollows just didn't show up on soul sight even though they drop souls. So that didn't help me raise the ski...

Chapter 34 Pyromance.

I truly, truly hate the depths with all of my heart.

There is shit.

There are rats eating the shit.

There are slimes made up of trash and sewage eating the rats eating the shit.

One of those fuckers actually landed on my head.

The concept of slimes for me has been ruined for me, forever. I of course ripped that...

Chapter 33: The Depths.

*Sigh* as much as I loathe to admit it the beast has a point. I can't really rely on others. If I do so I will get complacent. And when I get complacent I will get weak.

And if there is something I hate most it's helplessness.

But I refuse to open that door for that. I do not know what's behind it. But what I do know is that I hate it.

I hate t...

Chapter 32: The Door.

This is... new.

I had woken up in the undead asylum. Normally I would be having a heart attack by now but I was absurdly conscious considering where I was standing.

This isn't one of my nightmares I'm sure of it. But at the same time, I know this isn't reality as I can't open my status. But the most confusing part was the fact that this wasn't the asylum I knew.

But...

T...

Chapter 31: A Beast.

One of the gargoyles dashed forward and slashed with their halberd diagonally but John simply evaded and moved closer. Exploiting the gap left by the side swing and using his superior speed he summoned his demon machete and slashed.

*Chop!* *Spurrrt!* ''RAAAARGHH!''

Taking off both of the gargoyle's hands. He then unsummoned the demon's machete and replaced it ...