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Malewife Venti Keeps You In Bed [Rainy Sleep Aid]

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[16/9] #4 | Needy Omega Albedo Begs For Your Everything.

why albedo gives off such strong bottom energy is one of those mysteries i will ponder to my grave

[September Podfic #2] Albedo's Somnophilic Tendencies

Original Work Here, written by Lady_rice. 

i recorded this first thing when i woke up in the morning so my voice is kinda sleepy, maybe you can consider it an... adult bedtime story? www

[12/9] #3 | Abyss Aether Uses You For His Gratification.

the abyss brat returns

[9/9] #2 | "What?? I didn't say that-!!" [Tighnari x Mommy Listener]

sure you didn't.

[5/9] #1 | Teasing Xiao Until He Gets Riled Up For MORE

[September Podfic #1] Clandestine Appointment With Your Bodyguard Xiao

Original Work Here, written by Lady_rice.

☁️🖤 Sleeping With Gentle Cyno In The Desert 🖤☁️

another early access sleep aid because i didn't post enough sleep aids this month qwq

at some point i said little bird instinctually lol, what nickname do you think cyno should give you? "my pogchamp card" maybe, HAHA 

[28/9] #7 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

last poll for September. 

for $30 patrons, i initially wanted to do podfic polls (2 for September) but since there's only 11 of you currently, I don't think a poll will yield proper results. With this in mind, I'll proceed by selecting the fics that I think have the best listening potential 🤍

[23/9] #6 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

[19/9] #5 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

hopefully everyone has been enjoying sumeru!

my presence on yt patreon and everywhere else has been spotty as this whole month ive been dealing with an ongoing health issue, so i apologize in advance for not responding as i used to qAq

[24/8] #7 | "Warming" Kazuha Up In Dragonspine~

it's cold and he needs "comfort"... oh how ever should you provide it for him

Tighnari Rescues You And Tucks You In [Early Access] [Sleep Aid]

I'll put this here early because you guys are my special pogchamps UwU~?

EDIT: The full length was too thicc for patreon so i had to shorten it, i think 45 min should be enough for sleeping though? I hope so ;-; very sorry lol the page keeps crashing when i try to fit the long one here;;

[22/8] #6 | "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

some birthday art cannot be unseen

[16/9] #4 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

Audio Polls #5, 6 and 7 will be released a little later! Thanks everyone for voting, kiss kiss <3

[12/9] #3 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

btw, im now calling polls "exclusive audio" because im worried making things sound too adult will get me in trouble (poll options do not help in this endeavour)

[9/9] #2 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

these options do be some of the sussiest but I strongly believe there's something for everyone 🤣

[5/9] #1 | September Exclusive Audio Poll

Hey everyone 🌱

Doing polls early again for next month. I really like being able to finish my work ahead of time so I hope you guys don't mind this new status quo. I'll still save a couple polls for after 3.0 update though!

I've also decided to change the audio release days to Monday and Friday, so that audios are a bit further apart.

[17/8] #5 | Trespassing Sumeru's Sacred Grounds, and the Forest Watcher's Punishment..

i hope for lots of tighnari story material upon sumeru's release so i can lewd every interaction he has with traveler 🙏🙏

[10/8] #4 | Your Alpha Xiao Knots You

Continuation of this old thing , voice changed a lot since it was first posted. I wonder what else I'll sound like a couple months from now, lol

[8/8] #3 | Darknight Diluc Saves You, And You Want To Show Gratitude...

This is our boy diluc's first time on patreon, hopefully he doesn't disappoint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I always thought he would be very gentle in canon. Although the story I set up here is already quite OOC (let's be real, he wouldn't do it with a stranger) I tried to keep the rest of it very kind and gentle and "Diluc".

Repolling 17/8! Audio Choice!!

I really wanted to record that "trespassing tighnari's sacred woods" audio

However, the winning choice for [17/8] after factoring extra poll power is "Kazuha's first trip to Dragonspine gets him really sick, and you help him warm up [bj only]"

For patrons with access to 17/8, which do you prefer to see?

PSA: $30 patrons can't vote on this poll because you'll be getting all aud...

[3/8] #2 | "Can you...sit on me..?"

[1/8] #1 | Drunk Kazuha wakes up, wanting more than a drink...

the real adventure starts before they reach the island ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spice rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

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irreverent******* LOL thought id share this, i actually make mistakes like this all the time when im doing nsfw audios do you guys want to see more random bloopers like this? x'D

💤 Xiao Sleep Aid 💤

this audio will come up tonight but ill post it here now!! hope you're sleeping well!! i have plans to try and make a real, super sleepy sleep aid- which means a lot less talking and literally just breathing and whispers, which i hope some people will find beneficial, uwu

[17/8] #5 NSFW Audio Poll

august catalogue so far, in chronological order:

- GAA kazuha rails you the night he gets drunk

- face sitting on xiao on a rainy night at wangshu inn

- staying the night with barbie diluc after he saves you from certain death

- alpha! xiao knots you/ f*cks u/ br*eds u (cont. from YT vid)

- heizou cuffs you and promises to free you if you can make him c*m

thi...

[25/7] #7 | Kaeya has you as his after work snack

This will be the last audio for July! Hopefully you guys have enjoyed the releases this July and I look forward to bringing (hopefully improved) content in August!

kazuha SH+grief comfort audio

posting the ad-free version of this. i'm making it available publicly for anyone from YT who needs or wants to hear it again without ads.

PSA, this isn't included in any tier perks or anything, i just needed a place to post this for a friend

My apologies.

Guys, I am sincerely sorry for that one person who keeps spamming the Patreon page. I have tolerated their behavior before because it was not this aggressive, but their recent actions have made this space very unsafe for everyone else.

I'm sorry I can't better filter the people who come and go from here. I try to assume the best of people but clearly they were very malicious, and I might ...