I have a new Salad Fingers on the way. I don't want people to try and guess the plot or anything which is why I have been quiet about it.
It's not a short one like "Market" but it's not a 12 minute one like "Glass Brother"
I reckon it'll be a 6 minute job. I don't know if I will call it Salad Fingers 12. Perhaps it'll be episode #12 but won't have it in the title. I don't know...
2022-01-19 01:18:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnt Face Man going back in time was actually the premise of an episode I had abandoned in 2005 - it was a completely different script and was mainly about making fun of the 1980s, which isn't even funny. This is why I halted it.
This was actually shown on my special BURNT FACE MAN MARATHON that you may have caught on Twitch a few weeks ago. Not to worry if you missed it because I have i...
2021-05-05 03:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I've added all the music from Burnt Face Man 10 and the script
As well as unused tracks and jams that were in the mix somewhere.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18V-dq49KBpt-0J97JgF8-9fLj4wP1R8R
2021-05-05 03:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Burnt Face Man 10. Hope you enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCeypGiQmFo
Thanks as ever to you lovely supporters. It's been a lot of fun bringing this one back.
2021-05-03 15:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxNeqFZmKSU
This one is for the early access tier. please note the end credits are incomplete here. If you joined the $50 tier in the past 2 weeks then your name won't be on here but IT WILL be in the released version.
2021-05-02 17:08:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Added to the Patreon Bits folder:
- music from Sock Six including some omitted tracks.
- also a folder of every song from WallerFM
- also if you haven't had a browse yet, there's a bunch of extra bits from other projects too.
It's very interesting to see how different the script is from the final product.
It's like the script was just a suggestion.
There is an entire different ending scene, which we had actually voiced. Though I still plan to use it.
When it came to it, I used a different scene, one from my notepad.
Which I added to the end of the PDF if you can read my horrible writing...
2020-11-10 03:34:08 +0000 UTC View Post
If you are seeing this before 6pm then you can watch the early preview version on Vimeo with the
password: thankstothepatreons
https://vimeo.com/davidfirth/review/473930612/95aa6f4292
The Youtube video goes live at 6pm and there will be live commen...
2020-10-31 17:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello. Here is Sock Six. Hope you like it.
https://vimeo.com/davidfirth/review/473930612/95aa6f4292
pw: thankstothepatreons
please don't share this
and please don't post any spoilers.
For everyone else, it will...
2020-10-31 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a trailer for SockSix.
I have finished animating it, edited it, just got the audio track back from Bobby (who did the sound design for Salad Fingers 11) and now I am waiting on Flying Lotus, who is doing some music.
The music in this trailer is A Constant Repose by Adam Weikert. A track which may appear in the full animation or may not.
2020-09-28 03:20:27 +0000 UTC View PostHe boys and girls of the Patreonsphere.
I'm still here. Very much. Nothing has slowed down at this end since the world stopped moving, in fact it has accelerated if anything. I noticed the numbers dropped a little and that is very much expected but I'm glad a large chunk of you are still around. Here are some updates.
OK First of all I just connected Patreon to my new 2020-04-18 20:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there EXTRA BITS and above folks. Here are some extra bits from the last release.
There was enough leftover stuff from the Jerry Jackson religion episode to make a whole new episode.
When I first recorded the audio it was supposed to be a general lesson covering all subjects, but there was too much material so all the rest of it has gone into a full new episode....
2019-12-30 17:27:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey there Patrogles. I just want to give an update on what I've got on the go. Like usual I have a load of things going at once. I do have a focus though, and it's to get a lot of smaller things out. Smaller than Salad Fingers and Cream to be specific. After SF11 I worked on the Flylo video and the Pre Chewed food ad but neither were 100% my projects. Then I had a break and mainly did art over ...
2019-10-30 00:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patreoids it's a new thing: Jerry Jackson is back.
I'd been debating releasing this one for a while now but here it is. It's Jerry Jackson in his religion special. In fact it was originally just a general Jerry Jackson lesson which had the Pope in it but it became mainly focused on religion, so I swept the other stuff aside.
(That stuff will appear in the outtakes - as soon as i...
2019-10-23 15:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostNow that it is live for everyone, I'd first like to thank you all for the support. The live premiere was lots of fun. And I'd like to offer some little extras here for the Patreons.
Salad Fingers 11 (with Audio commentary by David Firth)
Salad Fingers 11 (Mi...
2019-01-30 17:38:17 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the early access for all Patreoids.
Thanks for the support.
Please don't share this.
It's for your eyes only :)
Also please join me tomorrow for the Youtube premiere of Salad Fingers with live chat, which promises to be a damn good time.
2019-01-29 11:01:55 +0000 UTC View Postpw: earlyaccesspatreoid
This is for people on the early access tier.
All the other Patrons will get it tomorrow.
Everyone else the day after.
Please don't share this.
It's for your eyes only :)
OK it really is coming soon. I finished all the animation and editing a while back. I just took a break over Christmas.
I hired a guy to record the sound effects this time around. He's been doing his thing and tomorrow I will see a near-finished rendition. The rest of the thing is done with music and voices and most of the sound design in there. Everything except the squelches and thuds a...
2019-01-11 16:51:40 +0000 UTC View PostHey there chaps. Thanks for sticking around. I know I haven't released anything for a long time but I really am putting everything into this new Salad Fingers episode and it will show. I know Patreon is here to solve my monetization problem but that's useless if I'm not getting anything out there.
Here is my idea for the new episode = Patrons can watch it soon as it's done. Easy. It's fund...
2018-10-11 23:57:10 +0000 UTC View Post
These are some of the little scrap bits I've mentioned. Stuff that isn't really worth a post of it's own but together might be of interest. Like little DVD extras that most people wouldn't really care that much for.
I've been posting random bits to anyone asking, but I thought a better idea would be a shared folder that I can stick bits in when I think of them. I do have loads of stuff it's just...
2018-09-10 15:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostYoutube said it was a mistake and put my revenue back.
But I can't say I'm exactly relieved.
The reason I started this Patreon in the first place was to stop having to rely on advert money, but there is only so many things I can release a year so Youtube was always there to provide a small stream of reliable income in the background that just about pays my rent each month.
I'd ...
2018-05-09 19:11:40 +0000 UTC View PostToday I got monetization completely removed from my Youtube channel. It was nothing like it used to be, when I could earn a living from it –but today it was removed entirely. I'm not sure if it is coming back. It wasn't much but it helped pay some of the bills as a small stream of income to keep things ticking as I work on projects I actually can make money from like future Patreon funded works ...
2018-05-09 01:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for your support as ever. This is the 3rd episode, where the news is falling apart and the world is destroying itself. I hope you enjoy it. Please ask me anything you want to let me know and tell me everything there is to be told.
2018-03-05 12:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey you early chickens, here comes fun. I am glad someone on Twitter reminded me because I forgot that some people get this early.
Here is my latest thing "The News Hasn't Happened Yet #3".
Please don't share this link. It's our secret. I'd rather people linked the version that will go on my main channel tomorrow.
Hope you enjoy it. It took me a lot longer than the other 2 epis...
2018-03-04 20:49:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello there Patreoids and Patreates. I always forget to do this but here are some updates regarding where I am with things.
Salad Fingers 11 (am I still numbering them? we'll see).
Things are going pretty well with this one.I really can't tell how long it will take though. Right now progress is speedy but I might hit some difficult areas.
I don't aim to make it look ...
2018-01-16 20:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello. How are you all doing? I know I've been quiet on here but I have been really busy and I just thought I'd check in with you all.
I've posted to the artwork tier, regarding choices and stuff being posted out. Is there anything else people are expecting / waiting for from the last release?
Any rewards you're expecting /pending social media follows etc? let me know.
Any concerns y...
2017-12-09 18:02:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello chaps on the tenner and above. This is an exciting exclusive. Anyone who's been with me since 2003ish may remember Panathinaikos Bear.
(pronounced: Panna-thin-eye-koss)
I made a load of episodes between 2003-2005 (not always in numerical order). The first episode was part of Fat-Pie 3: a stupid, probably meant to be eastern European c...
2017-10-03 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there my Patreon Pasties. The time has come, and some time has gone. Bits of time are spilling all over the place. It's time for THE NEWS HASN'T HAPPENED YET (Episode 2).
If you were quick, you may have seen this already........(hope not though because something new is a lot more fun)
This short is the reason I signed up to Patreon in the first place. This was the release that di...
2017-09-11 17:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Spudchuckers, this is the 2nd release: Clonka Minkus. This early release is for the fiver-and-up-crew. The rest of the people will see it later.
If you were quick, you may have seen this already........(hope not though because something new is a lot more fun)
This short is the reason I signed up to Patreon in the first place. This was the release that did it. After working solid ...
2017-09-11 13:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello there to my lovely Patronasties. This is just a quick updatey post type thing for anything that might be an issue.
Is anyone expecting some sort of reward that I might not have delivered on ? If I didn't follow you yet on your desired social media then please post your twitter/youtube/instagram details.
Did your art arrive safely? (If not message me ASAP and we'll get to t...
2017-07-21 16:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post