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MHA3- Master of Flirtation

By the time I reached the venue, the crowd had mostly dispersed, leaving a few diehard fans still lingering for autographs. Mt. Lady was perched on a makeshift stage, radiating confidence and probably checking her reflection in one of the nearby car windows. I sidled up to the remaining group, carefully positioning myself just outside the crush of fanboys.

“Alright, System,” I whisper...

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MHA2- Punched A Villain!

As I was heading home, still gloating over my great escape from Boom Boom Boy’s wrath, I heard a commotion near Tatooin Station. The distant rumble of chaos and a chorus of screams? Yeah, definitely hero work. My curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to check it out. Call it a death wish or an excuse to procrastinate on homework, but I’m a sucker for watching heroes flex.

When ...

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MHA1- The Other Midoriya

The greatest miracle of life? Two boys holding hands in the womb? (Cue dry heaving.) Who even writes this garbage? Just the thought of it is enough to make me wish for a brain bleach Quirk. Let me make this crystal clear: I did not hold hands with Izuku in the womb. Hell, we were not even womb buddies. I would rather believe I crawled out of a trash pile than entertain that saccharine nonsense....

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New Novel! Bat to the Future: The Other Midoriya

Hello You All!

Welcome to my new fanfic!

This story is something I poured a lot of time (and probably a little too much caffeine) into, and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Expect action, humor, and plenty of moments where you might question Ryuu’s life choices—because, honestly, so does he.

If you like what you read, stick arou...

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M107- The King!

The room went quiet for a second.

Diego stared at the cards, exhaling sharply. "Fuck, I don’t know what these are, but even in card form, they’re oppressive."

Anthony tilted his head, squinting at them. "The pressure’s weird. Not like raw power, but… layered?"

Sofia leaned forward, tapping a few commands on her tablet. "Sorella, give me full analysis on all three."

...

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HP389- I Am Willing!

Harry stepped up to the Cup, eyeing it carefully. Voldemort wasn’t at full strength yet. He’d be relying on Wormtail to assist him. Bellatrix was already under his control, and Crouch was still in the school, but Rookwood had escaped. That meant Rookwood would be with Voldemort. Wormtail was easy. Rookwood was a problem.

He pulled a figure from Potter Haven—a man identical to himsel...

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HP388- Third Task!

The next few weeks passed in a blur. The maze was growing at an unnatural pace, stretching across the Quidditch Pitch like a living thing, twisting and shifting every few days as new sections were added. Rumors about the final task spread like wildfire—creatures, traps, enchanted obstacles—but none of it mattered.

Harry spent his time as usual—training, studying, dealing with his fr...

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M106- A- Tier Summons!

Sitting in the base with the rest of his gang, Nero stretched his legs onto the table, looking at the screens showing the aftermath. Protests still raged. The media still scrambled to control the narrative. Governments still scrambled to pretend they weren’t caught off guard.

It didn’t matter.

They had done it.

Shitstein Island was gone. Not just the location, not just the...

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HP387- Portkey

As May rolled in, Neville and Fleur were officially a thing. And by "officially," that meant Harry had to constantly check the Map to track them down when Neville conveniently “forgot” to show up for class or training. Whenever Harry did find them, usually tucked away in some secluded corner of the castle, a well-aimed jet of water was enough to separate them—earning him a scowl from Fle...

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M105- Beginning!

Maria tilted her head. “So what’s the play?”

Nero leaned forward, elbows on the table. "We die."

A brief silence fell. Even though they trusted Nero, the words hung in the air like a final sentence. Diego’s mouth opened, then snapped shut. No one wanted to be the first to argue the idea—yet.

Diego got up. "Hold on a minute, Nero. What do you mean we die?"

Sofia...

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HP386- Points

Dumbledore stepped forward, signaling for quiet. "The second task has officially concluded. Champions, you may return to your common rooms and rest. The third and final task will be announced in due time. Congratulations to all participants."

The judges began filing away, though Karkaroff looked like he wanted to launch himself into the lake just to avoid speaking to anyone. The students,...

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HP385- The Kiss!

Harry flicked his wand. Calefacio. A soft warmth spread through the air, and the ice melted away in a controlled stream, leaving only the two girls behind. He conjured two thick blankets, wrapping each of them up before the cold could fully settle in.

Astoria blinked rapidly as she stirred, her face scrunching up in irritation. “That was awful,” she muttered, her voice muffled by the ...

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M104- Revolution

Important Update for Patrons

I've simplified the Patreon tiers so that instead of separate tiers for each novel, one tier now gives you access to all advanced chapters across all my stories.

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HP384- With Style

Important Update for Patrons

I've simplified the Patreon tiers so that instead of separate tiers for each novel, one tier now gives you access to all advanced chapters across all my stories.

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M103- Operation Guillotine

In an unknown location, deep underground, Erwin sat at the long table surrounded by HYDRA’s highest-ranking executives. The air was tense. The recent attacks had put everyone on edge, and they were waiting for him to speak.

Erwin let the silence stretch, making them feel it before speaking. “Reports.”

The first to speak was a man from the European sector. “Three of our major...

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HP383- Hogsmeade

On the morning of the 16th, Harry and his group were going through another round of tort—practice by the lake. The winter air was sharp, the ground frozen solid beneath their boots, but they were used to it by now. Snow had settled over the landscape, the Black Lake coated with a thin layer of ice that cracked ominously whenever a strong gust of wind rushed across the surface.

They had ...

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M102- World's Enemy

Nero picked up the call and didn’t bother hiding his amusement. “Stark.”

A sigh. “You know, I hate that this thing is still in my system.”

“You could always destroy Jarvis and rebuild him from scratch,” Nero offered.

Tony clicked his tongue. “I tried. I’ve thrown everything at this bug short of summoning a damn demon, and nothing works.”

Nero leaned b...

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HP382- Beetle in a Jar

Harry stood there for a moment, then shook his head and made his way toward the Room of Requirement. When he reached the seventh floor, he stopped in front of the blank stretch of wall, picturing exactly what he needed. A large bath, deep enough to submerge himself entirely, with steaming water to loosen his muscles. The Room of Requirement responded instantly, a door appearing where there had ...

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HP381- Kiss

Harry led Luna through the garden, weaving past clusters of students still loitering around. as they approached Madame Maxime. She stood near a marble fountain, her arms crossed tightly, staring at the water as if willing it to calm her temper. Even from a distance, her posture screamed irritation.

Harry stopped a few steps away and cleared his throat. “Madame Maxime.”

Her shoul...

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M101- I’m In!

When Nero returned, the others were still riding the high of what they had done. They had crushed a network that had its roots in every part of the world—crime, politics, finance, tech, war. It should have felt like a victory. It should have been something to celebrate.

But the second they saw him, the mood shifted.

No one spoke at first. The air, once buzzing with easy conversati...

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HP380- Half

The Yule Ball was in full swing now. Students filled the dance floor, some moving gracefully, others stumbling through the steps with varying degrees of success. The professors had retreated to their table, except for Dumbledore, who was still enjoying himself with the occasional twirl. McGonagall had finally sat down, looking like she regretted everything. Snape was seated stiffly at the staff...

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HP379- Dance!

Boys separated to meet with their dates while Harry walked ahead with the girls. Astoria, always the instigator, turned to him with a mischievous glint in her eye.

“Have you decided who to dance with first, Harry?” she asked, her tone far too innocent to be genuine.

Harry chuckled, shaking his head. “Yeah, I’ve seen enough women’s magazine quizzes Aunt Petunia solved to kn...

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M100- So Cheap, So Lost

Wow, 100th chapter. This will be a long one—alm

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HP378- Not My Problem

The day of the Yule Ball had arrived.

Harry stood in his room as Misty, the Potter family house-elf, fussed over his suit, adjusting the cuffs and brushing away nonexistent specks of dust. The three-piece ensemble had been tailored specifically for him—black with dark green accents, subtle enough to avoid looking obnoxious but elegant enough to make a statement.

“Master Harry be...

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M99- Aftermath

I would really appreciate some feedback on the battles in the previous few chapters. My goal was to focus only on the main or important parts to keep the word count manageable—otherwise, the Avenger battle alone would have stretched beyond five chapters. I didn’t want to unnecessarily prolong the fights, but if you feel the immersion was weak and more detail is needed, I’ll make adjustmen...

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HP377- Yule Again

On December 10th, McGonagall marched into Transfiguration with the air of someone about to ruin everyone’s day. The class quieted immediately—partly because it was McGonagall and partly because she had that look. The one that meant whatever she was about to say wasn’t up for debate.

“The Yule Ball,” she announced, “will take place on Christmas Day.”

Harry barely reacte...

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HP376- Winky

A week passed, and the school was still buzzing about the tournament. Everywhere Harry went, students were either reenacting his dragon stunts, debating how he’d done it, or arguing whether it was skill or sheer insanity.

Of course, Fred and George saw an opportunity. It started in the school garden, where a group of older students gathered, led by the twins, who were already at the cen...

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M98- Battle Ends!

The ground twisted under an unseen force, metal screaming as it was ripped from the city itself. The streetlights bent unnaturally, their poles twisting into spirals before snapping free. Cars lifted from the pavement, crumpling in mid-air, crushed into jagged, useless orbs of steel.

Magneto stood amidst the chaos, his fingers raised, guiding the flow of destruction like an orchestra cond...

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HP375- Leading!

The students weren’t far behind, the volume of the cheers deafening. Half the Gryffindors were on their feet, screaming his name, and the Slytherins were smirking amongst themselves, clearly enjoying the chaos. Even some Beauxbatons and Durmstrang students were clapping.

Meanwhile, the professors had varying reactions.

McGonagall was seated again, looking exhausted, like she’d a...

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HP374- TWICE OVER

The arena shifted slightly as handlers moved around, securing the new dragon into place.

The Hungarian Horntail.

Larger. Meaner. And very, very pissed off.

The chains barely held as it thrashed, its spiked tail slamming into the ground. Its yellow eyes locked onto Harry the moment he stepped back into the enclosure.

From the stands, Daphne exhaled sharply. “Well, this ...

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