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MHA162- I Want Her!

Nine’s fingers twitched. His hair pulsed faintly with violet light.

“Pathetic insect-”

The clone shot me a look, grinning like he was in on the joke. “This fucker, lol. Using the same insult over and over. Get a dictionary, you illiterate fucker.”

Nine’s fingers twitched. “You talk too much.”

“And you breathe too much.” The clone circled him, voice sh...

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HP460- Prophecy

Dumbledore stood awkwardly at the edge of the scorched chamber. No one invited him to the debrief, but he followed anyway, silent and trailing behind like a misplaced fixture.

The group finished up first... checking the last of the defensive arrays, confirming the portkey locks had been re-set, and verifying all the Dementors had truly captured.

They met in a reinforced conference r...

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MHA161- Fight!

Reports started flooding in, and the pattern was clear... henchmen were spreading like a goddamn rash.

“Ryuu,” Kendo’s voice cracked in my head. “We’ve got a dozen heading straight for our block.”

“Take them out quick. Boss and mini-bosses are all accounted for. Be careful and go wild.”

I switched to comms. “Midnight, take command center. Nejire, get up. I wa...

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MHA160- Preparation

I chuckled, pushed off the edge of the table, and glanced at the dark screen again. “We don’t need radar to know they’re coming. Prep everyone. Two hours, we fight.”

Hatsume muttered something about swapping out the coolant on a condenser and bolted out the shed before I finished blinking. Momo slid the pad into her bag and followed.

When I stepped outside, Shoji was already...

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MHA159- So It Begins...

It landed like a rock through glass. People blinked. A few coughed. Someone near the back snorted and covered it with a fake sneeze. Kaminari let out a choked “yo” that sounded part-horrified, part-impressed. Midnight looked mildly amused, but that was probably her default setting. Perfect. Shock and awe without the PowerPoint.

“Any questions now?” I asked.

Nobody answered.<...

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HP459- Dark Lord

Fawkes dropped into view like a comet, wings flaring bright gold, light washing over the shattered hall. A second later, Dumbledore stepped from the fire beside him, robes rippling with heat.

Harry’s wand arm stilled mid-cast.

Voldemort’s spell fizzled at the tip.

Dumbledore didn’t speak at first. Just stood there, between them and the wreckage of the fight, eyes sharp a...

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MHA158- So Far In Their...

I sighed as the System barfed quests like it was allergic to peace.

Words flashed, icons loaded, a stupid little beachball spinning next to “Cellbreaker: Island DLC” like this was some summer update to a game that forgot I had shit to do. The objectives read like satire.

Keep the kid alive. Don’t get caught. Don’t die in swimwear.

The System really had jokes.

I l...

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HP458- Let's End It!

Voldemort hissed low under his breath, and without warning, another spell flew. This one wasn’t green, it was a curse that burned gold at the edges, spiralling fast. Harry spun and batted it aside, the curse crashing into the warded beams above with a loud crack.

Voldemort didn’t waste time with small talk after that. He flicked his wand sharply, sending a volley of spells... jagged, ...

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MHA157- Here We Go Again

Nejire bumped into me lightly, then kept walking ahead like she was making sure I would follow. I did. Not because she told me to, but because that was the path to the meeting and I wasn’t about to give Momo a reason to track me down with that damn clipboard.

Half the group was already by the community center. A crooked bell hung over the entrance like it was daring someone to ring it a...

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MHA156- Cult

As soon as we set off, Hatsume was already climbing one of the flagpoles yelling something about “antenna range upgrades” and “radial wave disruption potential.” I didn’t stop her. If the boat sank, at least Hatsume would be the reason, and I could haunt her with wet footsteps forever and it would be funny.

We cruised past small islands, wind pushing us into that perfect zone wh...

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HP457- Tommy Boy

Before anyone could comment on Fred’s impersonation of a Marvelous Ministry official, Harry’s hand twitched toward his pocket. The metal card seared against his leg… warning, not message.

He stood immediately. Everyone else froze when they caught the look on his face.

“He is here.”

Daphne was already up. Tracey didn’t even ask... she moved to the door, wand slippin...

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MHA155- Vacation!

The cold seeped into my bones as I dropped onto the rooftop, arms behind my head, eyes stuck on the sky. The concrete was rough, but meh. Moon was bright, stupidly big, too white. Moon looked like someone microwaved a pancake until it glowed and forgot to hit cancel.

It was one of those rare winter nights where the sky actually gave a damn... no clouds, no pollution swirl, just a flat ope...

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MHA154- World Domination (Soft R-18)

Hello You all,

Still loving the fic as much as I do? Well, first part of this chapter is soft R-18, I will mark where it ends, but I suggest you to read second part. It is good. Anyways, enjoy the chaos, scream in the comments!!

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R-18 Starts here!

Nejire legs shifted, thighs brushing against my naked skin. A soft sound left her lips, barely th...

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HP456- Perfect Score

That weekend, the Daily Prophet printed a full front-page spread titled: Hogwarts Prodigy Breaks the Scale—Ministry Creates New Grade for Potter. The photo beneath it showed Harry in profile, wand in hand mid-cast, with a blinding silver Patronus swirling behind him. Rita had outdone herself... half the article was quotes from unnamed Ministry sources claiming “unprecedented skill,” the o...

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MHA153- The Gift!

Eri pulled the lid off. Her breath caught. She reached inside and slowly lifted it out.

A miniature hoverboard, just her size.

The room went dead silent. Kaminari was the first to break it. “No fucking way.”

Eri turned it in her hands, inspecting the sleek design. The board itself was compact, built with smooth curves and a sturdy base. The edges glowed faintly, tiny stabi...

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HP455- Sir Marvelous

Next day, it was Transfiguration.

The written exam kicked off just after breakfast, and Harry filled three full pages before the room had even settled. He covered principles, counter-effects, variant styles and explained each Transfiguration principle step-by-step, broke down the wand movements, threw in margins about intent, posture, pacing... even what not to do. Honestly, if a Muggle w...

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MHA152- Gifts!

Eri was still staring at me, fork halfway to her mouth. “What is a cat*?”

The entire table froze.

Uraraka choked on her drink. Iida knocked over his utensils. Kaminari inhaled sharply like he had just witnessed a live crime. Bakugo muttered something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like, “This dumbass.”

Mom exhaled through her nose. “Ryuu.”

I clear...

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MHA151- Christmas!

The door slammed open, and Nejire practically floated inside, Mirio and Tamaki right behind her. "Merry Christmas, nerds!" she announced, vo

The door slammed open, and Nejire practically floated inside, Mirio and Tamaki right behind her. "Merry Christmas, nerds!" she announced, voice way too loud for this time of night.

Eri peeked from behind Mom, wrapped up in a little Santa outfit...

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HP454- Marvelous

The third examiner leaned back slightly, peering over her glasses. “Mr Potter, if you were sitting your NEWTs today, you would likely qualify for Mastery placement in at least four subjects.”

Tofty cleared his throat, clearly not ready to let the moment pass. “And what other variation work have you done, Mr Potter?”

Harry looked thoughtful for a second, then gave a quick nod...

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MHA150- Jingle Bell

Sitting in the common room, I leaned back into the couch, letting Mina work her magic on my shoulders. My loyal minions were hard at work, hanging up decorations under my watchful command. It was Christmas, bitches. My personal holiday empire was coming together beautifully… until a jingle ball exploded against my face.

“Come and help, bastard!” Izuku shouted, glaring at me like I h...

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HP453- Showing Off

When the 10th of June rolled round, Dumbledore was still missing. No grand entrance. No cryptic notes. Not even a beard sighting in the Grea

When the 10th of June rolled round, Dumbledore was still missing. No grand entrance. No cryptic notes. Not even a beard sighting in the Great Hall. The castle had adjusted, more or less. The staff carried on like he was just out for a long walk... ex...

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MHA149- Excuse

The cold bit through my hoodie, wind cutting sharp against my skin. I rolled my shoulders, flexed my fingers. My whole body felt like shit… burnt out, overclocked, like I had shoved myself into a meat grinder and walked out the other side.

Campus was quiet when I slipped in through one of the side entrances. Security was tighter, cameras covering most of the main routes, but I wasn’t ...

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MHA148- Favour

I leaned back, staring at the ceiling. My whole body ached, every muscle reminding me of the shit I had pulled tonight. I let out a slow breath, reaching into my pocket and pulling out my phone.

Tones of messages. Fuck. I had escaped U.A. in broad daylight. No plan, no warning. Just bolted.

How the fuck was I going to explain this?

Sorry, Aizawa, I ditched school to go save a ...

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HP452- Career Advice!

The silence was sharper this time. Less confusion, more disbelief.

“You are serious,” Su Li said after a moment.

“Of course he is,” Daphne muttered, arms folded. “You think he’s been spending all his free time knitting?”

Lavender raised a hand slightly, like she was half-joking. “Wait... what do you mean you’ve got them? You’ve found all six? Already?” View Post

MHA147- Ragnarok!

Chitose gestured, and the bastards around her moved. Four of them. The kind that had no hesitation in kicking someone already bleeding out. I had seen enough of them in alleys and backstreets.

They wouldn’t get another chance.

First one lunged. He had a gauntlet similar to Chitose’s, but bigger. Heavy swings, slower movement. Second bastard had some kind of shockwave Quirk, tryi...

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Ryuu's Stats and Skill List

Provisional Hero License Arc

Core Stats

Strength (STR): 80 – You hit like a sledgehammer now. Most bones snap before your bat does.

Agility (AGI): 89 – You move like a glitch in the Matrix. Blink and you are gone.

Intelligence (INT): 93 – You can calculate trajectory, insult your...

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HP451- Note

The next few days blurred.

Meetings bled into drills, drills into meals, and meals into whatever counted as planning now. Harry barely made it back to the Slytherin common room before midnight most nights, usually with Tracey trailing behind him and Daphne already sat waiting with some chart or another.

Classes went on, of course. It wasn’t all boring, though. One morning, when Ro...

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MHA146- MAX

"Wait. I will warm you by burning this city." Toga coughed, maybe a laugh, maybe something else. "You say the sweetest things." I tilted the

"Wait. I will warm you by burning this city."

Toga coughed, maybe a laugh, maybe something else. "You say the sweetest things."

I tilted the potion toward her lips. "Drink."

She swallowed, slow at first, then more desperate like she...

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MHA145- Run

I sat up so fast my phone nearly slipped out of my hand.

“The fuck?”

I called back.

No answer.

“Toga, pick the fuck up.”

Nothing.

My heartbeat kicked up. She joked, she teased, she played games… but she never sounded like that. Not even when she was bleeding out in an alley, half-conscious and laughing.

I shot out of bed, already pulling my ho...

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HP450- Summoned

Harry’s group drifted to a cluster of chairs near the hearth, away from the village crowd. Tonks dropped into one, swinging a leg over the armrest like, like she owned the inn.

“Alright,” she said, tossing a biscuit into her mouth, “Madam Minister mentioned you’ve got another force running. Outside the castle. Why haven’t I seen them yet?”

The question made a few heads...

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