Chapter 10
Whatever the Situation
“It’s a mess! A mess I tell you!”
“Hello,” Harry said.
Narcissa Malfoy appeared in the doorway of his dining room as he ate a late brunch by himself. He’d heard the sound of Floo Flames from the next room over, and now here Narcissa was. She marched over, throwing down a bundle of mai...
2024-12-30 09:03:26 +0000 UTC
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Patreon took this one down for underage sex. You know, the chapter filled with 18 and 19 year olds banging? Can you tell I'm salty about this happening again?
Anyway, reuploaded it here in PDF form. Enjoy.
2024-12-30 06:56:05 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 15
As Cold as Space
Age eighteen, Aurora Sinistra stood in a noisy room with a cup of Firewhisky in her hand. She’d taken one sip and recoiled from the taste, but kept the glass raised for all around her to see, trying to prove that she belonged there.
Someone nearby squealed, grabbing her shoulder to slow themselves down from ...
2024-12-30 04:31:59 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 4
Staff Meeting
Privately, Harry had always privately thought of teaching to be somewhat, well, easy work. You deliver lessons to a couple of classes each day, assign them homework, and settle in to do whatever you want with the rest of the day. Obviously that was oversimplifying it, but you even got Holidays off. It certainly ...
2024-12-28 05:58:16 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I finally got this one finished. I'm back to writing, and trying to catch up for lost time, but still can't really pump things out at the rate I usually do. Chapters might still be a bit slow because of that, but HOPEFULLY that will only extend to the next day or two. Thanks for your patience.
Chapter 14
Celebration
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2024-12-26 07:36:00 +0000 UTC
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And Happy Holidays to anyone who doesn't celebrate! Hope everyone has a great day, and thank you again for your support. I'm just getting started, and I hope to be wishing many of you the same exact thing this time next year. Your support means the world to me.
For those of you who haven't seen the community channel post, I got sick this week. Again. I thought it was a migraine at ...
2024-12-25 20:02:06 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 3
Goodbye Unemployment
“You sure know how to put those down Honey.”
His chest on fire, Harry looked up from his glass of Firewhisky, managing a smile to the blond behind the bar.
“It’s been a long day… I think?” he said. “Or maybe it was the shortest one ever? I’m not quite sure, to be honest.”
“Yo...
2024-12-22 09:21:23 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 9
The Funeral
“And what,” Fleur said, “might this be?”
Harry averted his eyes. He should’ve lied, something simple about being hurt in the village. But he had not looked away quickly enough, catching a glimpse of those intent blue eyes. The words wouldn’t come.
Barking caught their attention. The dog he brought home h...
2024-12-22 00:52:16 +0000 UTC
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Sick of dealing with his fame, Harry retired from the ministry, settling into a comfortable existence in Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past.
Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. Familiar faces who should be dead are casually living their lives. War is on the horizon, one Har...
2024-12-20 07:42:20 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I really wanted to get a Quest for 12 chapter done today as well, but three chapters in one day was just straight up more than I could manage. I probably won't have any time for writing tomorrow, so expect two updates both Saturday and Sunday.
Chapter 13
A Business Opportunity
They did not make it back in ti...
2024-12-20 07:36:32 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I've been busy this week, and I've gone and gotten behind. I won't have much writing time tomorrow, either, so I'm going to be trying to grind out a ton today. This is going up now in the morning, Master of Death, Lover of Witches will be up in the afternoon, and I'm going to try and finish a Quest For 12 Update by tonight.
Chapter 2
2024-12-19 19:51:34 +0000 UTC
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Sick of dealing with his fame, Harry retired from the ministry, settling into a comfortable existence in Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past.
Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. Familiar faces who should be dead are casually living their lives. War is on the horizon, one Har...
2024-12-18 04:41:38 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 8
A Distinct Rat Problem
The air was thick with screams and the scent of smoke as Harry and Barty Crouch Jr. stood with their wands at each other’s throats. Neither of them so much as twitched. If they had, the other would’ve reacted, starting a duel in earnest, and both of them knew as much.
“Are you enjoying playing lord, Harry...
2024-12-16 07:01:27 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Double update for this story this week, because I actually owed you all a chapter last week that you didn't get on time, so this way it'll balance out.
Chapter 13
The Heist
Naruto’s seals workshop was as messy as ever when Hinata hurled open the door, not helping the clutter as stray papers were blown off ...
2024-12-14 07:11:09 +0000 UTC
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A/N: 2 AM chapters: Terrible proofreading, but the absolute best vibes.
Chapter 12
Su Me (Part 3)
The world slipped by beneath them, nothing more than specks of light with the occasional bump of a mountain peak. They were covering ground impossibly quickly, passing countries in a matter of minutes, flying backwards...
2024-12-13 09:59:21 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Like I said in the Updates Channel, I'm gunning to do two chapters of this today, just because I wanted to write them together (wasn't sure if they were going to be one long chapter or two shorter ones).
I want to post these together now and when they go up on the public sites because I figure they (along with last chapter) won't be everyone's cup of tea. I ...
2024-12-13 05:42:01 +0000 UTC
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There is no extra content in this, the epilogue posted earlier this week is still the end, but like I did with Lessons in Love I wanted to post a complete version in different file formats, for ease access for anyone wanting to reread.
2024-12-13 01:51:53 +0000 UTC
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I already posted this earlier, but Patreon content struck it for Teen Safety, which is their corpo-speak way of saying underage sex.
I'm... befuddled, I guess would be the best word. I've had them take issue with Percy Jackson stories in the past for incest, which while stupid, I can at least understand what they're being stupid about. This chapter had nothing. Harry is eighteen. H...
2024-12-11 06:27:21 +0000 UTC
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Forget fighting Kronos, escaping Tartarus, or defeating Gaia. This was the hardest thing I’d ever done.
“Come on,” I said. “You’ve got this. You’ve got it!”
I squeezed Annabeth’s hand, but it kept trying to slip out of my grip, too slick with sweat.
“Gah!” she screamed, her back rising up from the white sheets she was laying on. Her eyes were shut ...
2024-12-10 18:37:45 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 12
The Theft
The frame rattled softly as Hinata shut the door to her room. Her fingers were shaking. She ran most of the way here, ready to shut herself away from the world and clear her confused head. She’d blown past the other Hyuuga in the compound, hardly paying them a glance. Right now, she needed this.
Hinata crossed the room a...
2024-12-10 05:57:45 +0000 UTC
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What should Percy do?
2024-12-09 07:42:02 +0000 UTC
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And the winner is…
Option C, Stall them himself!
Final Score:
Option A, protect Clarisse and get out of the way: 41
Option B, use the explosives: 1
Option C, Stall the bulls himself: 43
Special shoutout to the AO3 folks, who were unanimous in their ...
2024-12-09 07:39:21 +0000 UTC
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There is a short epilogue coming, shorter than a regular chapter (basically just one scene) which will give this story its proper ending. I'll upload this within the next two days, because I wanted to make sure it did this story justice, and not rush it to get the chapter out tonight.
A/N: So, here we are. Other than the epilogue that'll be up soon, this is the end. Curse...
2024-12-08 09:21:28 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Ye Ye means paternal grandfather in Chinese. Most of the Chinese aspects in this chapter are tied to Chinese New Year Traditions, with the funeral preparations being tied to Chinese Buddhist traditions. I tried my best to be accurate and inventive, but I'm far from an expert, so if someone reading this knows more than me, please feel free to correct anything about it.
<...
2024-12-06 02:17:56 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 6
What You Want
Daphne Greengrass stood at perfect attention. Her blue eyes darted over the hallway, drinking in Harry, Pansy, and the clothes spread around them. Still naked and dirtied, Harry quirked an eyebrow.
“Ms. Greengrass,” he said. “How can I help you this evening?”
Daphne did not move, nor speak, for long enough...
2024-12-04 09:22:31 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 25
So it Begins
It was just a lonely country road west of New York City. At one time it had a gas station, a telephone pole, and a payphone with its own private box. Now the gas station was a hollow shell. The telephone pole was cracked in half, laying at an awkward angle. But the payphone was still there.
Kicking the corner of the box to...
2024-12-03 05:46:32 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I didn't manage to finish the In Pursuit of Power chapter I was working on today, so I owe you one. It'll update twice next week.
Chapter 11
Flowers From Dung
She hardly dared to admit it, but Hinata had enjoyed herself. She realized this as she returned from the bathroom at the end of lunch, heading for...
2024-12-02 06:06:20 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Finally, finally back. Making up for lost time, we'll do two chapters tomorrow, and one daily each day of next week.
There will be one more chapter of this story, and then it'll be finished. Which is bittersweet in a way, but also pretty exciting.
Chapter 27
Prophec...
2024-12-01 04:59:03 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Your boy has managed to get sick for the second time in two months. I don't know why my immune system has the structural stability of Swiss cheese right now, but it's annoying.
Chapters might be a bit light this week, maybe only three if it doesn't get better soon, because getting this one together was a major struggle.
Ch...
2024-11-27 22:42:48 +0000 UTC
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A/N: There might be a few more typos in this one. It's very late right now, which inversely affects my proofreading pretty dramatically.
Chapter 5
Solace
Fleur Delacour was forced to admit that she was confused.
She resigned herself to her fate when she was captured. She knew what had happened to other women from the Order when the Death Ea...
2024-11-25 10:51:45 +0000 UTC
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