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MODLOW: Chapter 28 (Repost)

I'm definitely not reposting this chapter. There's no reason that it would ever get taken down.

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Dark Days: Chapter 23

Chapter 23

Diplomacy

Harry strode out of the doors of Wizengamot leaving whispers in his wake. Susan trailed just behind him, her arms held at her sides. It had been an utterly fruitless meeting— which meant that for Harry, things were went perfectly.

Crouch, as predicted, had all but given up on politics. His faction failed to even show up,...

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Master of Death, Lover of Witches: Chapter 28

A/N: I struggle with migraines occasionally, which can make it difficult to write. They've been better recently, but this week was quite bad, hence the slow updates. Thanks for your patience with how many days I've missed.

Chapter 28

Testing the Waters

The following morning, the Great Hall was full of so much energy tha...

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Missing-nin Chapter 1

Naruto Uzumaki had enough. Konoha always treated him like trash. Why should he fight for them? He'd rather just... leave. So he did.

Konoha will stop at nothing to get him back, dead or alive. When the other villages learn of a rogue Jinchuriki, they won't let the opportunity pass them by. Hunter-nin, capture teams, and assassination attempts become everyday facets of Naruto's new life...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 26

A/N: I finally found a way to get italics on here again! I just have to copy it from Google Docs into an Archive of Our Own draft, then copy it again from Archive over here.

Chapter 26

Heart to Heart

It looked like nothing but a pile of rocks from afar. But this was where Greyback’s blood led, and when H...

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In Pursuit of Power: Chapter 34

Chapter 34

An Old Friend

The coliseum in front of me was almost as tall as the famous one in Rome. It was cut from marble, but there was silver and gold trim on the arches. Every entrance was big enough to fit a giant… and that was by design. From up top, you could probably see halfway to Texas’ southern border on a clear day. All things conside...

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Master of Death, Lover of Witches: Chapter 27

A/N: I should really apologize to anyone who reads this chapter, but I won't. Because I'm evil.

Chapter 27

Romeo, Oh Romeo… Abuse Thy Authority

“Harry JAMES Potter you cannot just drop these absolute wackos on me and expect me to somehow keep them out of trouble— Are you leaving again?”

Su entered the Room...

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Complete Doc

The PDF and EPub downloads of the complete story, for anyone who would prefer to read that way or wants to save their own private copy.

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Chapter 28 (Epilogue)

A/N: And... we're done. I've gotta admit, I love this story. It's consistently been my least-followed story by pretty much every metric across basically all sites. But a lot of the best reviews I've ever gotten were on this story. If I had to pick a story of mine that I think is the best writing I've ever produced, start to finish, I'd probably say this one. Thank you for coming along o...

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Evening the Odds: Chapter 3

Chapter 3

The Burrow

  “He will see you now.”

Hecate appeared from the entrance to the attic just seconds after I got my clothes back on. Tonks was still pulling her shirt down. She went bright red, but Hecate didn’t look at her. She might not have noticed one of her legacies was even in the room.

“Did you set everything up?...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 25

Chapter 25

Under a Full Moon

  “Why— are we— running?” Marlene gasped.

As soon as she asked her question her foot caught on a gnarled root. She would have pitched forward, but Harry and Sturgis grabbed her elbows, keeping her upright as they all tore through the dark.

“Harry said to,” Sturgis answered her question.

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Dark Days: Chapter 22

A/N: Chapter 23 will be up this week as well. This is last week's chapter, just delayed because Evening the Odds was so long.

Chapter 22

She Changed You

The world was on fire, and everyone was running. Smoke filled the air. It strangled violent coughs out of those fleeing. There was only one street and a few houses in t...

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In Pursuit of Power: Chapter 33

A/N: I've been working on Evening the Odds, but the longer chapter length has been making it take a while, so I took a quick break to get this up for y'all.

Chapter 33

A New Goal

When we returned the next morning, it was to a buzz of activity. People were moving and lifting things and packing up anything of value. We’...

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Master of Death, Lover of Witches: Chapter 26

A/N: Fun fact, this chapter is the longest one-woman sex scene I've ever written! Have fun, Harry/Hermione fans.

Chapter 26

A Learning Experience

Hermione’s arms were crossed as her foot repeatedly tapped the floor, exuding a tangible aura of impatience. In front of her, Harry paced back and forth, shooting gla...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 24

Chapter 24

Into the Woods

“You must be Harry, right? Come in!”

The sandy-haired man beckoned Harry through the doors of Longbottom Manor. He wasn’t exactly ugly, but his jaw was extraordinarily square, lending him a slightly peculiar appearance. Despite this he was smiling brightly, and Harry couldn’t help giving him a friendly nod in ...

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Chapter 27

A/N: I think I'm going to do a short epilogue that jumps forward about a year in time to give closure to some of the subplots. It'll only be about 1-2k most likely, going up some time in the next few days.

Chapter 27

Once the Dust Settles

Hinata held Naruto’s hand in her own. The contact wasn’t strictly necessary no...

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Dark Days: Chapter 21

A/N: I'm still feeling a little bit under the weather, which has resulted in slower work this week. I'm going to spend the rest of the day on the final 50 Shades of Gennin Chapter, but there's a good chance the edited version won't be up until tomorrow.

Chapter 21

Front-alley Dealings

Narcissa Malfoy held her cloak arou...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 23

A/N: These kinds of chapters are always the hardest, or at least longest, to write. Usually a 3,000 word chapter wouldn't take me two days, but when it's almost all dialogue and banter it really slows me down. Thanks for your patience.

Chapter 23

Meetings

Hogwarts was just a little bit louder on weekend days. The studen...

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In Pursuit of Power: Chapter 32

Chapter 32

And So the Flowers Bloom

Artemis didn’t complain at all about supporting me with her body. I guess at this point, we’d touched in more embarrassing ways than this. 

We picked our way through the wreckage from my fight with Hyperion. I didn’t feel sad when I looked at it. The Titan and I toppled buildings and broke streets...

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Master of Death, Lover of Witches: Chapter 25

Chapter 25

Slithering Into the Snake Den

“He cheated! I don’t know how, or in what way, or– or– or anything! But I’m sure it’s true!”

Pansy had given up on her usual nightly routine already. She was just too mad. Her skin care products were scattered around her on her bed, while the mirror she typically used lay on the floor afte...

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Chapter 26

A/N: Sorry for the long gap. I got sick this week on Tuesday night, and ever since, every day, I always thought I'd be well enough to write a ton the next day... But I couldn't make the words come. I'm healthy again (90% at least) and well and truly back. I wanted to do a chapter of In Pursuit of Power, MODLOW, and Evening the Odds this week, but now I'm multiple days behind. I MIGHT ma...

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Dark Days: Chapter 20

A/N: This one went through a real slump in the polls. For a while it was the third most voted option, but the last three weeks it finished pretty much last. I'm glad to get back to it though.

Chapter 20

House Call

Susan couldn’t sleep.

The truth was a bit more complicated. At first, she had tossed and turned for...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 22

Chapter 22

Go Fish

“Your room is a bit austere,” Aurora confessed.

Harry pulled off his coat, hanging it over the back of one of the chairs that came with his Hogwarts quarters. He hadn’t redecorated at all, satisfied with the bare-bones but effective layout he’d been provided with. He supposed she had a point, with its uncluttered whi...

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Chapter 25

A/N: Sorry about the long gap in chapters. This one is arguably the most important in Fifty Shades as a whole story. It's really long and constitutes the climax (or half of it, at least) so I really wanted to take my time and get it right.

Chapter 25

Begin!

“Remove him!” screamed one of the elders. ...

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In Pursuit of Power: Chapter 31

Chapter 31

The Sun Sets in the East

Hyperion’s flames hurt.

Rio’s bullets felt like paper when I blocked them in my true form. Menoetius’s strongest punches hadn’t left a bruise. It was hard not to feel invincible with results like those.

This was something else. I had to use both hands to shield my head (the only part of my mort...

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Master of Death, Lover of Witches: Chapter 24

A/N: My italics haven't been transferring over when I paste chapters recently. They used to, which means Patreon somehow made their features worse recently. If there are parts that feel like they should be italicized but aren't - like certain words or internal thoughts - that's why.

Chapter 24

A Short-Lived Return...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 21

Chapter 21

Who You Are

“What are we doing Albus?” James asked. “You were already being vague, and hew he’s here.”

“We’re going to look inside of my head,” Harry said quietly.

“For what?” James asked.

“Harry here is in possession of some very valuable memories,” Dumbledore said. “Things that could greatly a...

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The Fifth Master: Chapter 1 (Harry Potter/Fairy Tail)

When Harry inexplicably wakes up in Earthland with a mysterious voice ordering him to "Do his duty," he feels understandably lost. Luckily, he’s taken in by Fairy Tail, a once-great guild still reeling from a horrible tragedy. Lacking a purpose, Harry takes up the mantle of the Fifth Guild Master to rebuild them into something as special as they once were.

They’re good people. They...

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Fifty Shades of Gennin: Chapter 24

A/N: We're in the endgame now ladies and gents.

Chapter 24

The Hokage

Hinata's eyes opened slowly. Her room was silent. She sat up, rubbing her eyes, and tucked a few strands of purple hair back behind her ear.

She thought today would feel different. All her preparations were going to be tested, along with everyth...

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Professor Potter: Chapter 20

Chapter 20

Proof

Dumbledore craned his neck and shielded his eyes. With wisps of flame escaping its jaws, the Hungarian Horntail glared back. Not at Dumbledore, exactly, but at the scrawny fourteen-year-old Harry Potter in front of it. Faced with his past self, Harry felt slightly let down by how close he looked to pissing himself. He remembered loo...

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