Hi everyone. I'll start by saying I haven't caught Covid-19 and all releases are still on schedule.
I intend to stop putting polls and preview posts behind paywalls. I'm safe where I am and am in a relatively stable financial position. I started making games because I like it, not because I needed an income to live off. I'm lucky enough that I can keep going for at least another year like...
2020-03-25 22:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here, it's here! Anomaly Vault v6!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.html
Or the mobile version: 2020-03-13 20:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Anomaly Vault v6 - 3/13
Hentai University v8 - 3/27
Saaaaalutations! It's March, and has been for a while now. I've had the chance to get some serious work done, and am splitting my time now between the releases you see above and the super secret project I have planned for April.
I'll let you know right now it covers pretty much the...
2020-03-07 05:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations researchers and agents-to-be, it's Anomaly Vault v5!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.html
Or the mobile version: 2020-02-29 00:54:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations friends and countrymen, It's v7 of Hentai University!
Play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.html
And the mobile version:
2020-02-15 01:09:44 +0000 UTC
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Salutations everyone!
First up, the schedule for February:
Hentai University v7 will release on the 14th, next Friday
Anomaly Vault v5 will release on the 28th
This month has been rough, I wish I could go back to just focusing on game design. I'm glad I wrote up stuff in advance as I haven't been able to focus on my games at all this week. I'm...
2020-02-08 05:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations counselors! Are you ready for part one of our thirty hour lecture on ethics and abuse of power?
Just kidding, it's v6 of Hentai University!
Play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.html
...
2020-01-31 08:12:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya everyone!
Normally I keep preview posts locked, but this time I'm showing off some new visual styles and would appreciate plenty of eyes for feedback. These will be in the next version on the 31st.
I'll also be talking about another thing at the end.
First up we have the Lo...
2020-01-26 03:19:17 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations everyone!
I sat down the other day to hash out the status and outline of each character currently in university, and I thought I'd use the opportunity to do a character poll. I'll be going semi in-depth on each character currently in the game, vote for your favorite in the poll below. Characters that are grouped together like Lana and Andrea, Mary and Margaret, etc. Are ...
2020-01-23 22:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostOh no, a midnight release, everyone look out!
Here's Rainy DayZ v2.0 for you all!
Direct Download:
https://mega.nz/#!u741WaRR!_zPxl2s20ik1d3xU-xs1hbHFjiUms6-PiEAJC4t2L1o
If you've already got v1.4 installed, here's an upgrade pack with jus...
2020-01-17 09:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations counselors!
I bring to you a surprise release! I was feeling extra generous today since it's my birthday, and I ended up finishing Lana's scenes way in advance.
Play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htm...
Salutations everyone! Here we ate with the release of Anomaly Vault v4! I'm excited to bring you all a whole mess of new content, so without further ado let's celebrate my birthday in style with a very big update.
Play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%2...
This is a list of cheat codes for Anomaly Vault, a few unfinished ones aren't listed here.
Please link to this post wherever you see anyone asking what the cheats are, I'll be using this post as a dipstick to keep track of popularity numbers. Thanks!
Cheats in this game are separated into two: Prisoners and proper cheats. To use prisoner cheats enter the prison departmen...
2020-01-09 21:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostHiya everyone! Here we are in 2020, it's been a blast so far (sorry if this ages poorly and you're reading this during WW3). Coming up this month we've got three releases, let's check them out!
Anomaly Vault v4 - January 9th
This one's coming out on my birthday!
There's plenty to this version, it's pretty exciting. First let's go into the new artifacts.
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2020-01-08 05:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostHeya everyone! 2019 was a pretty fantastic year for me, so I'd love to go into some informatics with you all. It's fine if you don't have time to read it all, but if you can please vote below on what games of mine you've played and enjoyed I'd really appreciate it. You can vote for as many as you like. Also, if you could tell me which is your favorite and why that'd be helpful.
Release wi...
2019-12-29 04:52:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello once more everyone! Here we are, the third week of December. I have more of the same and something new:
This weeks progress was:
Rainy DayZ v1.4
Another chapter of my short story
And an engine update to Bitch Medicenter
First let's start with Rainy DayZ:
Version v1.4
Direct download:
2019-12-20 23:02:09 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! Normally I post on Fridays, but I was seriously under the weather and couldn't even post what I already had finished. I'm doing much better now.
I didn't manage to get too much done this week, but at least I can post this:
Rainy DayZ v1.3
Direct download:
2019-12-17 02:10:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! I hope you're all having a lovely first week of December.
I'm enjoying the lower stress environment, it's quite nice to just plug away at engines making gradual changes instead of worrying about hitting scene counts.
Speaking of which, here's version 1.2 of Rainy DayZ:
Direct download:
Edit: Really sorry! These things are locked to patron only by default, release posts should be visible to everyone. Feel free to unsubscribe if you only signed up to view this post. Non-patrons should be able to view this now.
Salutations again counselors!
Here's the link to download version 5 of Hentai University:
Salutations everyone!
Before Hentai University v5 previews, some news:
I'll be taking a break from releases for December. I'll still be developing stuff and exploring new ideas, but Hentai University v5 will be my last release for this year.
Because my patreon does not auto-charge, you can safely stay as a patron without being charged during the month of December 2019-11-22 22:57:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations everyone, it's time for a poll!
Each Hentai University update will probably focus on 2-3 characters, like how last one focused on Tia, Lana, and Reese.
I still can't decide on the third character to focus on for v5, so here are the options:
Tia Sun
I...
2019-11-17 08:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations once more, prepare thyselves for... A surprise release!
I've been ragged with real life responsibilities but I still found time to make some stuff. And! I should still be able to release even more on the 29th! Wow!
Here's the link to download version 4 of Hentai University:
Hello again everyone!
AV v3 is ready for you, play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.html
And play the mobile version here:
2019-11-08 09:07:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey paisanos!
Anomaly Vault will be releasing on this Friday, the 8th.
Between deadlines and engine changes, I'm in a bit of a slump when it comes to AV lately. I've managed to get a few done, and I asked Cryptogreek to cover for me and write some AV scenes. He sent this back:
He said...
2019-11-06 09:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations counselors!
Here's the link to download version 3 of Hentai University:
https://mega.nz/#!OjIghCxS!FdX889-4heqi95kfXxQ_gWOFwKawxTF0WUl96-LqD-I
Or play it online here:
Hello everyone! One last preview post before release, Hentai University version 3 will be releasing on the 25th.
Before the previews, some other news. The post I made a moment ago is for cheat codes for Hentai University. I'll be using that to track play numbers, and it's visible to non-patrons, so please link to that post if you see anyone asking for cheat codes.
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2019-10-19 03:04:36 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a post for cheats for Hentai University. If you see someone asking for cheat codes, please give a link to this post so I can track play numbers/game popularity.
These cheats are in no particular order and are not case sensitive. To use them, go to the game console in your home. If you have any suggestions here, please feel free to let me know.
Gameplay Changes:
Hello everyone!
I've gotten a lot of feedback on Hentai University. Sorry if it feels like that's all I've been posting about, I tend to work on whatever grabs my attention at any one time.
I'm posting because I've been working on engine stuff I'm pretty excited about showing off. My javascript skills have really been improving. I'd also like your feedback on Hentai Univer...
Salutations friends!
Here's version 2.5 of Hentai University, fixing the textbooks and many typos. This version overhauls the game visually, fixes some bugs, and allows you to play with a woman's portrait using female pronouns. Very little new stuff content wise, so not charging for this release.
Thanks a ton to Stiggy752 for the new CSS! He gave a lot of good advice so expect...
2019-10-02 01:37:13 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, it's time for previews of the spooky month!
First up is Hentai University. Cryptogreek hasn't settled on exactly what the next version will entail (although he says kuro is pretty likely). Since the game now has a bunch of unfinished characters the next few updates will likely be expanding on the current cast, and we'll return to introducing new characters in the future. 2019-09-28 04:14:04 +0000 UTC View Post