Hey guys
I got pretty sick the other day and it's been slowing me down a lot. Been trying to work through it hoping I'd be late by just a day, but it's enough I've been passing out in my chair
Not sure whats up I'm gonna rest and see a doctor if it gets any worse, but I probably just need rest (and a break from the heat too, my stupid AC even when its on I'll get to 95)
2021-08-01 02:43:58 +0000 UTC
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Salutations everyone!
I'm afraid that for a few reasons I haven't been able to finish v10.5 enough to get it ready for release on Friday. Some of them are personal family matters but others are connected to how releases work.
When doing a release it means:
Finishing the writing for scenes
Finding and converting images
Converting loose written files into actual scenes & ...
Salutations researchers! I said in my last message I'd do Anomaly or melt trying, So, I am here today, partially melted, to present you with:
Anomaly Vault v10!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.html 2021-06-30 21:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations friends!
I've been hard at work on Anomaly Vault, which has been... Rough. My AC broke down earlier this month and so I've been writing in a 90 degree room.
Heat really kills focus, so most of my work is scattered and I was pretty quiet as the days went by. I hoped over to a local library a few times to escape the heat, but given my line of work it's not a great solution...
2021-06-27 11:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
It's been a while, my impromptu break ended up being pretty productive so today I deliver unto you everything I've been working on, as well as suggestions and a bit of future plans.
First is a pretty big change, I'm removing the sponsored tier. Between real life issues and the number of games I currently have, and the sponsors who have already don...
2021-06-13 09:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe end-times approach, the skies darken, and the skaven for but a moment grow silent in anticipation. The portals open! THE GLORY OF CHAOS IS UPON US! SLAANESH, GUIDE MY DI-
Wait, no, it's Hentai University v18! Sorry for the delays. Since I had to push this back so many times, and for a few other reasons, I'm not charging for this release or at all this month.
Pla...
2021-05-14 08:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all again! I'll real quick start this by giving a link to the public test release as even if I'm not done yet you at least have something:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University%20PTR/Hentai%20University.html
This is the test server ...
2021-05-07 04:29:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, my vaccination schedule got bumped up so I got my second jab today. If it's anything like the first I am gonna crash hard.
While I and crypto have finished a bit I will still have to delay the release. I'm looking at the 7th of next month as a good target. This shouldn't impact my goal of two more releases in May though!
The winners of the poll were Emily and adding a...
2021-04-29 04:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends! Today I bring you the sub route from Human Alteration App!
But for now, a time of celebration! Human Alteration App v1.2!
This post was accidentally marked as patron only. This is because of a bug that automatically resets the "visible to non patrons" thing when I choose to charge for the post, and me not double-checking because I can see ...
2021-04-24 05:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, Noodle here! HAA's sub route has gone splendidly if I do say so myself, just about everything's done for v1.2, and is going through testing.
I got vaccinated early this month, which really knocked the wind out of my sails for a few days. That next dose'll probably really hammer my hambones but it's better than getting sick at least.
So HAA's sub route is definitely out-ther...
2021-04-21 02:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostGutten tag chads!
Today I'm happy to announce a new game I'll be working on. It's mostly just a concept at this point but what better time to show off a game than when you have nothing tangible to show?
Without further ado I present:
Help! I've Been Transformed into a Chicken Nugget by Singer Sensation Ja Rule!
You, a game developer...
2021-04-01 23:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends!
The dark sky is illuminated, thunder shakes the earth, but it is no storm. No, it's Human Alteration App v1.1!
Download it here:
https://mega.nz/file/P2omVZKT#u4wabd1t2jETl-zt5ecnDtx4qgLTqah2KxQJEhEs4ac
And here's an u...
2021-03-31 01:54:07 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends! Today's update is brought to you by Cryptogreek!
I'm still writing Human Alteration App stuff so this update wouldn't be possible without them. Feel free to pop into the discord if you wanna give him props, or I can forward your thoughts for ya. So, here we go:
Play it online here: 2021-03-26 10:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we goooooo!
First up is Hentai University v17, a surprise release! It'll be dropping on the 26th. Crypto's been hard at work for this one, it'll finish up Reese and Steph, and also include all the bugfixes & such from v16. Since I'm working on Human Alteration App this update is brought ...
2021-03-25 05:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! Welcome to the first patron-only post in... Well, a very long time. HAA v1.1's dom route is in a decent state as you may have seen with my last post. With that in mind let's take a moment to go over the options today:
Option 1: I continue work on Human Alteration App's dom route, and release v1.1 before the end of the month with only the dom route playable...
2021-03-22 07:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends!
March so far has been pretty busy, but I'm happy to have something to show off for my effort. I've actually been posting about my slow piece-by-piece progress on discord since the start of the month.
The short of it is that HAA v1.1's dom route is working, including sev...
2021-03-20 09:14:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey all!
Sorry about all the silence so far, February has been really rough. I've gotten sick, had family emergencies, and lost power on and off over the past few days. I haven't had the chance to write or be productive, and I'll probably take the rest of the month to try and get everything together.
No releases means no charging patrons, so everything will remain as-is until ...
2021-02-19 04:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you who didn't read the previous posts, the reason this is late is because I had a hard-drive failure. All is well now though.
Play it online here:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.html
Or the mobile version:
Heya everybody! I'm writing to you from my now-working PC, my new drive arrived and it's going smoothly. Just wanted to let you all know Anomaly Vault v8 will be releasing on the 28th, not too long from now!
Content wise I've got an ending to the Time Stopwatch and the Chaddicus Shades written, a...
2021-01-26 11:54:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, it's your pasta paizanno noodle here
My boot drive failed and I'm without a pc for the moment, don't worry about losing anything though as I keep a lot of backups and cloud saving is a nice feature. Still, I can't really write proper code entirely on my phone.
I already ordered a replacement and I'll let you all know how it goes, the delay should only be for a few day...
2021-01-21 09:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, this month with be pretty chill. Hentai University v16, and cleanup afterwards, combined with real life shananigannery has left me a little drained. My releases have been creeping up in scope too, so this month'll just be a release of Anomaly Vault on the 22nd, and after that I'll chug away at human alteration app for next month.
I had a lovely birthday on ...
2021-01-13 11:37:13 +0000 UTC View PostAnd suggestion responses below since most of them were about v16 anyways.
Salutations, it's time for Hentai University v16d!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.html
And the mobile version: 2021-01-01 01:21:28 +0000 UTC
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Hey all, noodle here! One last update post with the release date, Hentai University v16 will be releasing on the 31st. I'll be charging that day so be ready for that, but mostly for your socks to get knocked off. Here's what I've got done so far...
Charlotte is wrapped up and done, although she's been done and in the process of testing since my last update on the test ser...
2020-12-23 10:13:41 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations again friends! A lot of work is behind me, but a lot of work is left in front too. Let's take a deep dive, shall we?
I'm currently nine-thousand words deep, with eleven full scenes done for Charlotte and her gang (including an ending), and five short repeatable scenes for afterwards. She's actually undergoing testing now!
2020-12-12 09:37:01 +0000 UTC
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Salutations everyone! I won't ask if you had a good 2020, I think we could all use a fresh start. Myself included!
Starting in 2021 I'd like to start chewing through some new projects, but that means finishing up all my promises and loose ends! This all might sound a little familiar but please bear with me for a moment. Thank you to everyone who's been patient thus far, especially Swallow...
2020-12-05 08:38:28 +0000 UTC View PostCaw caw! That's my turkey impression, did I do a good job? It's time for Hentai University v15!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.html
And the mobile version: 2020-11-27 23:34:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya friends! I just got finished with a massive load of real life troubles, but I just wanted you all to know university's v15 is on track. I actually had crypto write up a preview post for me so I can keep focused.
Ladies and gentlemen... Crypto!
"Hey there folks, hope you've been enjoying the game thus far - it's that wonderful time again where we post some tantalizing teasers fo...
2020-11-25 08:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostIt was a dark and stormy night; the Rainy DayZ scenes fell in torrents...
Because version 3.5 is here! I wanted to make this a proper v4 since this is the release of Scenario 4; Scarlet Mansion, but there's so much I didn't have time to implement that I can do another update the size of a small scenario just adding other stuff I've written.
As usual with rainy releases, a disclaimer...
2020-11-14 04:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostTake a look at yourself. You're an incredible machine built from beautifully complex and interconnected systems. But someday you'll die. Probably not from a single system breaking down, but a catastrophic series of failures of systems across your body until men and women who've trained for years can't give you even an extra minute. No matter what you expect to see afterwards, it's a cold truth ...
2020-11-07 09:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostDear friends and family, we are gathered here today to witness and celebrate the union of Hentai University v14 and your pc/mobile device.
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.html
And the mobile version: 2020-10-30 22:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post