A divorced couple who've learned some life lessons meet up again at their daughter's graduation.
In a few recent chat's there's been some debate as to whether I had it in me to create a mostly loving and sweet audio.
I really didn't think I could do it. My mind just automatically jumps to fucking. 😈😛 But I think I got pretty close with this one...
2020-05-03 04:34:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
He makes a good point. I lost it when he says "Your face look like a goose" at the end!!😂🤣😂
2020-05-02 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
If you have ideas for future Limited Word Audios, I'd love to make them happen for you and your cocks (and pussies too!)
2020-05-02 04:52:51 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?...
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines an...
2020-05-01 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I've never done a Giantess story before or a monster girl of any kind for that matter, but I really enjoyed this sweet and sexy script from u/Orpheus_the_Traveler and thought I'd give it a try.
A caring giantess finds a human h...
2020-04-30 20:52:54 +0000 UTC View PostToday's discord chat is starting now.
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). Click HERE for more help with that.&n...
2020-04-30 16:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostA fellow Patreon shared this funny joke with me and of course I asked him if I could share it with all of you. Hopefully it will make some of you laugh!
Up at heaven's pearly gates, St. Peter was getting bored with his day to day, so he started asking everyone who showed up to tell him about how they died... 2020-04-30 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine's day cards, write inside them and stamp them with "Love" stamps. He then pulls out a bo...
2020-04-30 11:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I just learned that it's my reddit cake day 🍰today, (an anniversary of sorts) and I was asked as a cake day wish to slip in an audio so here it is!!
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
We didn't think we'd be able to get together to make you all this audio, but we managed for you! 💋
Jaye Wilde and I collaborated to record this sexy tale about one domme (Jaye) generously sharing her fuck toy with another domme (ME!). 2020-04-28 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A man who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska...
The first night home, he told his wife he had something to show her. "I've mastered the art of mind over mat...
2020-04-28 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You didn't really believe I'd fuck a stranger in the backseat... so of course I had to prove you wrong.
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject...
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up...
2020-04-27 11:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just me on the beach open to any hard dick ready to fill me up...
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Did you really think I couldn't tell the taste of a cock in my mouth, babe?
(It wasn't my intention but the main character in this one could actually be the same slut who built her own backyard glory hole, now being put to the test. 😜)
2020-04-26 22:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer f...
2020-04-26 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou can listen to this recording HERE
(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Joe/ Fap Folder in the General Library)
I recorded my side of the open Discord fun for those of you who couldn't join in.
It ...
2020-04-26 06:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him....
She makes her way to him and says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he...
2020-04-25 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe NSFW Discord group chat will be tomorrow:
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). 2020-04-24 19:33:15 +0000 UTC View Post
If you moaned the wrong name during sex, what would you do?
2020-04-24 18:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
This one reminds me of our "good news/ bad news" discord game.
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp...
He pi...
2020-04-24 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I decide to show you what I really do when you're off at work during the day, babe.
Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the2020-04-23 19:44:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Probably an old one but here goes...
First she calls on Susie. "My dad and I went to the movies and we were fascinated!" S...
2020-04-23 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
If you have ideas for future Limited Word Audios, I'd love to make them happen for you and your cocks (and pussies too!) 2020-04-23 03:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
When it cums to piercings... Which do you think are the hottest on women?
2020-04-22 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Probably an old one but here goes...
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who char...
2020-04-22 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You finally get up the nerve to visit the free use neighborhood cunt.
A woman who simply lets a man fuck her but stays in control, not even getting aroused, almost bored with your fucking. Until she teases you about your pathetic life and wife - leaving you no choice but to hate fuck the shit out of her.
Thanks to 2020-04-21 19:54:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Probably an old one but here goes...
2020-04-21 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Your wife's assistant reluctantly calls you with some surprising news about your wife's behavior on her latest business trip.