House Hole
A weekend spent being the 'house hole' for all of your friends is more pleasure than I could have imagined, babe.
Now, when can we do it again?
2020-06-27 20:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A weekend spent being the 'house hole' for all of your friends is more pleasure than I could have imagined, babe.
Now, when can we do it again?
2020-06-27 20:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
In the words of Judge Judy...
“Beauty fades, dumb is forever!”
2020-06-26 13:27:33 +0000 UTC View Post
You should have anticipated how I'd tease you once I had you tied for my pleasure...
2020-06-26 07:18:39 +0000 UTC View Post
"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take."
A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy.
The boots are sucked right in.
He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is suc...
2020-06-25 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostA man came up to a beautiful woman walking on the street and said...
"I will pay you $100 to bite your beautiful breasts"
"Ew, what kind of a woman do you think I am?! I won't let you see them, let alone bite them!"
"Ok, make it $500"
"No! Get away from me!"
"How about $1000?"
"I said, no!"
"$10,000, cash."
She hesitates, but can'...
2020-06-24 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight's the night I realize you've always wanted to be ... more than friends.
2020-06-24 03:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Wait for it... 😂😝🤣
2020-06-23 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostOut of the scenarios below which would you consider the worst!
2020-06-23 04:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Well she did what he asked..🤣😂
2020-06-22 13:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm finally coming to realize that I might never cure my addiction to cum, Diary.
But just when I'm about to give up hope, I find the answer I've been looking for.
A guaranteed way to get all the cum I crave and then some!
A father’s love knows no bounds! 🤣
Happy Father’s Day!!! 😘💋
~Lacey
2020-06-21 10:42:10 +0000 UTC View PostA guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole...
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just d...
2020-06-20 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you stroke your cock for me, but you really shouldn't.
No matter how much I tempt you with my tits and my mouth and my ass. Your cock belongs to her and you really really shouldn't be jerking off right now!
(Oh and if you want to know when exactly you shouldn't cum...it's about the 11 minute mark. 😜 )
2020-06-18 21:10:33 +0000 UTC View PostAn old man is selling watermelons...
His price-list reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bough...
2020-06-18 11:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
He got there eventually!!! 😂🤣
2020-06-17 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Training one of my friends to be as slutty as I am ... 😈😜
Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the2020-06-15 22:38:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties....
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread ple...
2020-06-15 20:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostAn elderly man got bored in his retirement and decided to open a medical clinic....
He put up a sign that read, “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1000.”
Dr. Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to win $1000. He went to Dr. Geezer’s clini...
2020-06-14 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A gum-chewing bimbo wants a cock to fuck Friday night, any cock, as long as it's quick. She gets exactly what she wants - twice.
2020-06-14 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
He scares the heck out of himself!!! LMAO!!
Sorry for the delay, this was a difficult update to decide upon, but I hopefully it finds you all well!!
Keep Safe! Thank you again for your support.
Love you all!!
~Lacey 💋
2020-06-12 22:48:12 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no shame in a man needing a little nurturing, especially the kind that only a pair of full breasts can give.
It's the contagious laughter... 🤣👍
2020-06-11 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostA lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'" ...
"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put th...
2020-06-10 12:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The day before the wedding, the bride and bridesmaids find out about the slut who spent last night pleasuring their men.
The jealous bitches decide to dish out some revenge, by giving that slut more than she can take.
Too bad for them they don't realize just what a cum hungry whore she truly is...
This awesome hotwife sequel was requested by my favor...
2020-06-10 00:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post
She's gonna make a fine construction worker too! 😂🤣
2020-06-09 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou can listen to this recording HERE
(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Solo Fun Folder in the Exclusive Library)
I don't know what came over me today but I don't think I could have survived without sneaking on...
2020-06-09 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
When “he’s too big” and “pain in the ass” aren’t sexy 🤣😂
2020-06-08 12:59:34 +0000 UTC View Post
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks quite a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything abo...
2020-06-07 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words:
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content do...
2020-06-06 23:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post