Hey guys - just to give you a heads up that apparently Patreon's servers and payment system has blorped up recently and they are working to catch things up.
So I wanted to let you all know that because of this, my benefits list hasn't yet updated yet so I am not told who is eligible for what until they catch up. So I just wanted to apologise for delays getting forms sent out to patrons wh...
2019-02-03 10:54:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Yooka and Hawke
Groping their bodies
C-U-M-M-I-N-G
First cums a dick
Then cums three more
Then cums enough to coat the whole damn floor!
All patrons have the option to sway my posts in the direction they would like. Each month I will release a Finish Me! poll, and those of you who are interested can vote on which pic you'd like me to finish GUARANTEED by the end of the month!
If I finish it early then there is also the chance for ...
2019-02-01 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure when Kai signed up as head of advertising for the Big Buddy Brewery he wasn't expecting the job to strip him of his rights, his mind and his body as he was pumped to the brim with their most popular brew and turned into a giant rubber gator with the company's name permanently stamped across his belly.
But thanks to his now bulbous form getting everywhere on social medi...
2019-02-01 10:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In just a few days it'll be Chinese New Year, and it looks like I am getting into the festivities early - whether I want to or not!
Thank goodness the general will of the people wanted dragons! It being the year of the pig could have lead to an more unfortunate form developing for the rest of the month!
2019-02-01 10:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure, he thought he could paint a canvas, but Spyro is here to show him he's got a LOT more to learn~
2019-01-30 21:12:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just last month he has been a normal guy leading a normal life - average, if not a little dull from time to time.
It all changed when he caught the attention of a large cartoonish rubber dragon who immediately became smitten with him to the point of obsession - day after day it would follow him around, trying to win his affection any way it could, and every day he would reject i...
2019-01-30 11:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Seems Randall has discovered a new way to fill those scream canisters without even needing to leave the home, and with a few "small" upgrades he has managed to make himself the perfect tool to power the entire city by himself!
The side effects seem to have reduced him to nothing but a squirming, writhing mass of pleasure, but it looks like he's fine with it~
Randall fr...
2019-01-30 10:53:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Villam needed new employees as for his farm and, with my infinite capacity for shapeshifting, offered my services thinking that I could change myself to match whatever tasks he needed me to fulfill! Horse for field work, cow for milk, etc etc!
The problem is that part of my shapeshiftery nature is influenced by the desires of others - the stronger the desire, the more I will ch...
2019-01-27 21:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
In an alternate universe, what was once an ironic punishment for a booty loving fox-cum-cushion becomes instead a one-way trip into the Koopa King to become a permanent part of the body part he admired so much~
...Would you believe me if I said this pic is the ALTERNATE the original idea and not vice versa? xD I just caught resist putting myself in an AV scenario when the chance arise...
2019-01-26 14:32:46 +0000 UTC View Post
It's amazing what trouble a love of Bowser and an obsession with booty can get you into!
Even being caught making a few glances at those glorious glutes seems to be enough to earn his ire!
Of course, it seems the Koopa King's likes the idea of ironic punishment, and has decided that if I like his ass so much, I can get my fill of it - as his personal royal cushion!
...
Need someone to get you out of trouble when the law is on your ass? Just hire the services of Sarvak Law and Services to get you off.
One meeting with me is all it will take and in less than an hour I can ensure that the cops will never be able to find you, guaranteed!
Trade a life behind bars for a life of warmth and pleasure today!
2019-01-24 19:29:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Galactic-sized kobolds tend to have galactic-sized needs. Whilst I am not exactly a galactic-sized fox, I have a universal-sized appetite and all the elasticity of a shapeshifter going for me!
There's NOTHING like a good stretch~
2019-01-24 16:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Soon, nothing remains of the pilgrim's former self. His mind and body have been given to his god, and his soul bonded eternally to what he has become.
Soon another acolyte will arrive, and another blessing will be bestowed upon them. Sometimes the same, sometimes different.
What will your blessing be, pilgrim~?
2019-01-24 13:42:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The process is gradual, but unrelenting as the changes spread through his body.
His flesh grows sensitive and scaly as he fuses tighter to his god's loins; his head throbs with the divine blood flowing through him, and pre oozes from his lips as his esophagus becomes his urethra.
With every pulse in his head, it grows harder and harder to remember who he is, what he is. His identity...
2019-01-24 13:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Those who seek the mighty dragon god will pass through many trials just to find him.
With their resolve tested, only the most deserving will make it to the hallowed halls of their god.
Coredeath is one of those few such deserving mortals to bask in my presence, and in doing so has earned himself the ultimate reward~
2019-01-24 13:37:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The dragon stands above you, groping at his oversized loins with a smug look on his face and a glint in his eye...
Will you be the one to satisfy the mighty beast, yet another who fails him~?
Sketchmission for Segmentium!
2019-01-23 11:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there! Welcome to the Micro Boozery - where every drink comes served in a delicious micro, pumped full of the drink just for you!
Oh, the prices are expensive? Well micros like this don't grow on trees! Don't worry though, I'll open a tab for you so you don't have to worry about paying until the end of the night!
My gut? Well, when you work somewhere ...
2019-01-23 10:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I love my latex pools - dunk in a trepasser and let that nanite-infused latex work in and over every inch of your soon-to-be hyper and obedient drone!
Not as portable as a drone ball, the transformative effects are far stronger and can permanently rubberise the average man in a two-hour soak!
Of course, it doesn't look like Blanc minds all that much~ Look at th...
2019-01-23 10:38:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The vanilla lemon martini - a delightful tipple covering the spectrum from sour to sweet, with the bite of an ice-cold Finlandia vodka to top it off. To say this is my favourite cocktail would be an understatement, and now I have myself a Randsom full to the brim with the stuff!
In his words, he looks like he'll go down like "a big flobby boba" >:3
2019-01-23 10:26:45 +0000 UTC View Post
When making a higher quality drone I like to take on a more "hands on" approach to the inspection process~
For example, when Kane signed up to become my lab assistant, he wasn't expecting to spend his orientation period wearing a VR Headset!
... Mainly because it wasn't - it was instead a handy dandy device for deleting any unnecessary functions (memories, pers...
2019-01-22 20:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is a VERY potent cocktail of my own devising based on the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy drink of the same name.
With shots of limencello, 151 proof rum, and Finlandia vodka mixed into sugar, lemon juice and just a hint of edible gold dust, you truly get a drink worthy of the description "Like a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick"~
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I owed my boyfriend, Shadow, a birthday BJ, and after a filling meal at a local restaurant thought it would be a fun bit of naughtiness to do it at a gloryhole in their bathrooms.
Little did I know that he had been accosted by Loupio on the way, who threw a wrench in the works by turning him into a fat, drooling dick before I even followed him into the bathroom!
Unawa...
2019-01-22 18:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes a drone ball isn't ALL about the guards and the toys and such, sometimes one just needs to sit back and have fun!
And what's more fun than a jester? Especially one wearing such a fun shiny, squeaky suit!?
Not like he has a say in the matter anyway l3
Sketchmission for g00da!
2019-01-22 17:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
A classic but a goodie, who could resist a well-made pina colada? Especially when served in such a decorative bird boi~
Looks like GeththeGrim's Jakul will go down easy~
2019-01-22 17:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to break into one of my labs is a bad idea - alongside the number of experiments that I have that are always going wrong, you are very VERY likely to stumble across one of the numerous traps that I have scattered around ready to ensnare and transform you, all designed to turn you in a squeaking, creaking rubber shadow of your former self.
Don't worry though - I am always...
2019-01-22 17:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Loki is at it again! Getting his guild leader locked up in stocks, making a dessert platter of those golden pads and downing an endless miniature tonic so that he can enjoy every inch of that dessert!
And at that size, it could take quite a while to work through~
2019-01-22 17:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So for this year's first free greyscale sketchmission month I droned myself up in the shiniest, squeakist latex body suit, complete with face fusing gasmask!
I ... am pretty sure I added safeguards into getting this off myself ...right?
2019-01-02 17:41:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you do when a bot needs to grow? Have him grow so big that he can nestle the entire earth against his junk, that's what!
Another foolish being seems to have tried breaking into my special latex lab again, and again they have fallen victim to the droneballs that patrol its halls~
Don't worry, any minute now he'll love serving me in all his creaking, latex glory~
2019-01-01 13:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post