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Monokuma's Better Side

 Coupling of my love of trying to make random things hot, and Shadownfenris' love of burrs, we had set our sights of everybody's favourite murderbear, Monokuma!

Of course, he's been given a hell of an upgrade since we made him flesh and blood, But it seems something suitable for the so-called "Headmaster", don't you think? ;3 

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The Snootening Curse - Boeingsnoot

*Aeroplane noises*

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Socks to be You!

Shadow is such a lovely boyfriend and puts up with so much of my erratic behaviour, mad science and general chaos that seems to follow me wherever I go! He's also totally behind me when I get these new ideas in my head and just HAVE to see them through!

So when I told I was thinking of making a collection of fur-patterned socks, he thought it was a cute idea to theme socks after people an...

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Hyper 34 Club - Meow

 One of the biggst undiscussed perks of joining the Hyper 34 Club is how easy it becomes to be blissfully lazy!

It's amazing how many chores and difficult jobs you can get out of by using the excuse "My junk is too big" and eventually people just stop asking you to do things!

Then you can just chill with your phone, lounge about and enjoy the other perks of having an oversized ...

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Accidents Happen! >:£

 Sometimes the lab can be a chaotic place, and sometimes there are a bunch of multiplicative amd hyperising potions on a desk with their corks popped. And sometimes you trip, spill the entire batch on yourself and get stuck as twice the man you were before.

And SOMETIMES you get a pissed-off fox then demanding that you then pay off the cost of the expensive ingredients you just waste...

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Storage Solutions Alpha

 When you ..... collect as many people for experimentation as I do, one of the biggest issues you end up facing is storage!

Dungeons can only support so many people, and when things are starting to look a little cramped I have to look to ... other ways to keep people until I need to use them.

Thankfully, Villam was boasting about how much his stomach could contain and that spar...

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Robocorruption

He's a beep boop. And his insides go blorp glorp.

And he wants you to go blorp glorp too~ 

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The Snootening Curse - Rhinosnoot

 Ooof ... day ... lost count...

Been feeling stuffed up, coughing and sneezing for the last few days ...

And everything is blurry 'cause it is IMPOSSIBLE to keep my glasses on! 

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Decadent Domination

 You told me that you were rich.

You told me that it was a burden.

You begged me to help you, and I graciously allowed it.

You appealed to a dragon; you know your only value is the number in your bank account, and now that number belongs to me.

In exchange, I give you the blessing of an eternal life in servitude to me.

You live only to earn.

...

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The Snootening Curse - Elephantsnoot

 Day 6 and we have gone from jokes about apples to jokes about peanuts!

Yes, I can control it and no I don't want to join the circus! 

(Ah crap, forgot to post this one! Now it's out of order, darn it xD)

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The Snootening Curse - Toucansnoot

Forgot to post a snoot yesterday, so today I've woken up with one I absolutely CANNOT ignore!

There have been an awful lot of beaks appearing in the list ... I think you guys have an agenda >:O 

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Hyper 34 Club - Mr Stork

Not even the most minor of characters is restricted from entry to the Hyper 34 Club, and here we have one of said characters right here!

It's a miracle that cloud even supports him now! 

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The Rubberdex - #727 Incineroar

There's very little that the Incineroar mask desires than to look good and be adored by its fans, and it loves to impart that state of mind onto its host.

Flex, bulk up, flex, bulk up.

When those are the only two things that matter, why would they need the brain power for anything else? 

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Stream Sketch: Gantu and the Infinigrowth Ray FINALE

 And now for the finale of the Infinigrowth Ray series, taken to its natural conclusion!

When the machine says "Infinigrowth" Ray, it quite literally means it...

Now Gantu is stuck as more dick than man, and the ray is STILL running!

Some say that he's still growing to this day ... 

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Stream Sketch: Reuben and the Infinigrowth Ray

So there IS a couple of "sequels" to Gantu's Infinigrowth Ray misadventures that I forgot to post, so let's fix that!

The first is the culprit behind the ray's ceaseless firing - a highly distractable fellow by the name of Reuben!

Alll he needs to do is hit one button and the machine is turned off and Gantu finally gets his release! Easy!


...Right?

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Getting On Kass' Better Side

 Be wary of the nice ones. Just because they have a gentle and sweet personality doesn't mean they will take kindly to you constantly pestering them and tend to have more extreme ways of dealing with you!

In this example, Vel'Gahrus seems to have gotten a certain Rito to snap and, in one swift motion, converted him into a makeshift cushion.

Sure, the drake is small, but it does...

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Hyper 34 Club - Po

The moment he found the scroll he had felt ... different. 

He had looked into the shiny golden surface and in his bulging, distorted reflection he had seen who he really was inside. Who he truly wished to be.

And as the scroll changed his reflection, it soon changed his reality to match.

His loins swelling to impossible size, and his mind entering a deep, lustful labyrint...

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Grow-X

My latest growth serum is a marvellous one to behold! Using a 1:1 serum-to-mass ratio, it has proven to be the most stable one I have produced.

Sure, it means more needs to be pumped into subject to yield greater effects, but it helps avoid the side effects of my other serums and it's growth potential is unlimited!

Victor signed up for a test of my latest batch, and is rapidly growi...

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The Rubberdex - #658 Greninja

 The mask changed his tongue first. Stretching it, lengthening it and rubberising it so that his cries for help were silenced.

Then, while he was distracted by his oversized appendage, the suit spread fast and stealthily, just like the mask was programmed to do.

It prided itself on being the mask that claimed its host the fastest, the quietest, and the sneakiest.
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The Snootening Curse - Toffeesnoot

Day 4 of the curse, and I made the mistake of wearing a suit out the day before. Getting a few jokey remarks about getting dressed up like a certain lizard villain, it should have some no SURPRISE! that my face has taken on a shape far more suitable for wearing the outfit!

Who knows what awaits me tomorrow ... D: 

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Experiment #769

 [ALERT]

Subject #769 has attained unprecedented growth since the application of Serum 7-KXA. Extreme dominance and manipulative tendencies have become the two primary influence on subject's personality.

Having already absorbed and consumed several others in his cell, as well as the incident with Subject #3, he is to be contained in a Hammerspace simulation until furthe...

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Shapeshifter Problems - Allergies pt.1

 Another problem shapeshifters might suffer from, like most other beings in the world, are allergies!

Of course, they never end up having quite the same RESULT as with other allergy goers, and the slightest allergy can cause all kinds of mayhem!

Take hayfever, for example. For most people this involves itchy eyes, runny noses and sneezing.

For me? There's the overproducti...

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Two Ottomans, One Empire

When the Ottoman Brothers split up, there wasn't going to be a lot that could reunite them easily.

In fact, one of the more effective ways of ensuring their separation wouldn't last was to make the twins a singularity!

The process has quite irreversibly fused the brothers together, which was a relief to the network (Who, let's be honest, could barely tell the two of them apart anywa...

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Heavyweight Sumoroar

 Ever since he had swapped out his belt for a mawashi he just hadn't felt himself. For one, he felt so THIN - the mawashi was practically hanging off his hips and he couldn't understand how a professional sumo could have let himself get so out of shape!

So he set about on his training regime, making sure to get in all eleven meals a day and weighing his progress on a daily process. T...

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A Day in the Life of a Shapeshifter's Mass

 Hawke wanted to know what it was like to be a shapeshifter, and I was more than happy to show him!

One quick absorption session later, and he was reduced to fox mass. It was a mere trifle to then shift him around my body, to give him the full Sarvak tour!

I mean, I won't FREE him once he's spent a few days as my various body parts and when I am bored I will just pull h...

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The Rubberdex - #158 Totodile

 Just as with real pokemon, the rubberdex series masks have a small chance to develop alternate, "Shinier" colourations.

Just as rare as their shiny counterparts, they are no less determined in their pursuit of a host, and perhaps even more so in ensuring the obedience of those they wear... 

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The Snootening Curse - Yoshisnoot

Day 3 of the curse and I have awoken to a new snout once more. Big, green and bulbous, it has been obstructing my view since I opened my eyes, and I have been having a hell of a time keeping my tongue in my mouth!

The more I tahlk the more it seems to floph outh an the harher ih getsh to shpeak until ... *NYUM*

Ah cwaph... 

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The Snootening Curse - Bowsersnoot

 The curse affecting me causes changes to the area around my nose and mouth to change every day, with the actual changes of species or character determined by the desires and wills of those I encounter.

So clearly someone has Nintendo on the brain when on day two of my curse I go to check myself out in the mirror and find the bulbous snout of the one and only Koopa King staring back ...

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The Rubberdex - #383 Groudon

 The Legendary masks always seem to want to push the boundaries and limits of size in their hosts - and with the additional abilities to make such big changes to them they immediately abuse this newfound power.

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The Snootening Curse - Chocosnoot

Blame SlinkyDragon entirely for this concept! Humans with animal and other creature faces coupled with my love of doing horrible things to myself have led to a series of partially transformed mugs for my own entertainment. After also then asking around for ideas from people of things that they would do to me, this series was born!

And so I a happy to present...

THE SNOOTENING CURSE<...

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