If you play a game obsessively enough to the point that you're losing track of how many pluses are at the end of that New Game+, you might find the game itself gets tired of your shenanigans and takes matters into its own hand by trapping you within its code.
Of course, just because you go in as a human doesn't mean you'll stay one by the time the game has had its way with you...
Darius undergoes many experiments here in SarvLabs - Today's happens to be "How many Foxvak loads can he take?"
One. The answer is one~
Darius belongs to Kiing!
2023-04-08 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Humans make better half-inches than men"
Urtharg hated being disturbed. He hated company in general. He hated humans most of all.
But the dwarf held close to his chest the secret ingredient used in making the legendary alloy, orichalcum, and for another to learn it they would need to earn his favour to become his apprentice.
Nobody knew why he would only accept humans to be h...
2023-04-01 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I've started playing with a new serum lately: one that specifically targets the genitals of the imbiber!
Right now, I've been testing out a particularly concentrated essence of elephant and am MORE than happy with the results.
Perhaps you should come over here so I can perform a few more physical exams~
2023-03-22 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, hello there little buddy. Almost didn't see you down there!
Now nobody wants to get stepped on, so I'm gonna put you away somewhere safe.
Best settle in for a long haul~
2023-03-15 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When your lower body is suddenly transformed into that of a dinosaur the same day you are meeting with VERY important clients, you will be left with only a few options: Freak out, panic, or show up acting like you own the place and hope they are so impressed by your pitch they won't be too distracted by the immense manhood you've now got swinging between your legs...
(Spoiler: I lost the ...
2023-03-08 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostCast your votes for what you'll like to see drawn up by me this month!
2023-03-01 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Anything Link can do, Revali can do better. And there are NO lengths he will go to to prove it.
Of course that length is also what nets him membership into the Hyper 34 Club~
2023-03-01 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostGuess who had planned everything for a full 30 days and is now behind because he forgot it was February? <_>
Time to scribble back into overdrive! XD
2023-02-28 16:08:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Not willing to let Fox best him in ANY department, a certain cocky blue bird finds his way into the Hyper 34 Club through a series of black market deals and experimental drugs.
Sure, he can't fit in the cockpit anymore, but it was a small price to pay for boasting the biggest dick on the team!
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You voted for it, you get it! (Well,it was a split between Falco and Wol...
2023-02-28 16:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
When I say there is no horseplay allowed in my labs, I will have you know that I am QUITE strict about i- HEY! No, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about!
Stop that at ONCE!
This was a piece for TheNomeKing!
2023-02-22 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Starring Strixx and his loyal assistant, Darius!
Trust me, there's a dragon here if you look hard enough~
A pic done for Kiing!
2023-02-08 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, because I'm in the mood for some Starfox themed Hyper fun, I thought this month I'll throw out a poll of my favourites for you guys to say which you'd prefer to see drawn up hung in that Sarvak-special way ;3
Fox isn't going to be a part of one (Namely, because it's already a "member"!)
2023-02-01 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Being tall tends to come with its own host of back problems. Sadly I ran out of my usual tiger balm to help me through a particularly bad flare up, so I was forced to use this new dragon balm I picked up on the way home. Doesn't seem to feel as effective as the usual stuff thou-
*CRACK*
AH! Nghhh-
*Crunch*
G-Ghhhk-!
*Streeeetch*
S-Son of a bitch, ...
2023-02-01 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting CTF'd by your own 'sona? It's more likely than you'd think >:3
A piece done for anonymous!
2023-01-29 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ZODIAC DRONE
Class: Libra
Intel: Little more than collectibles for the Zodiac commanders, Libra drones are built with immobility at the forefront of their design, with sleek surfaces designed to reflect the light off in only the most aesthetically pleasing ways.
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You all wanted more rubber, and a continuation of my Zodiac Drone series seemed a perfec...
2023-01-27 17:52:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Caught you staring, hmm? Well aren't YOU a little snack?
Why don't you and I head off to the stables and we'll see what happens~
2023-01-15 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Took a buddy of mine to a local all you can eat place as a treat recently and we did such a great job clearing out what they offered we even got our photo on the wall!
Sure, it's for a lifetime ban for eating the other patrons, but that's more of mark of pride than anything~
2023-01-08 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo it was just brought to my attention that Patreon still charges anybody who had a previous tier with me and that those who were a part of them are still getting money pulled from their accounts =-=
I am happy to honour this month as an additional piece for you, or you can contact me to get a refund and I'll be happy to send it your way!
For those being charged however, please make...
2023-01-01 22:06:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Whilst working dutifully in SarvLabs one day, your office window is suddenly darkened by the looming shadow of your boss.
With a dull thud he drops his pants and presses his ass against the glass to give you a full view of a chattering, squeaking muzzle pinned between those cheeks - one you recognise as belonging to a colleague who, until recently, had been making plans to expose SarvLabs...
2023-01-01 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBeginning the new year with a strong start, I always say!
For this poll, I will drop four themes for patrons to vote on what they would like to see at least one image be done of to be posted sometime this month!
Voting will end 10th Jan and the highest tally, I'll doodle up something pertaining to that for the month!
2023-01-01 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, happy festive season to you all! ^^ I hope that whether or not you celebrate anything at this time of the year, I warmly wish you the best of the year!
I am just sending this message to say that I have successfully reorganised my Patreon tiers, and as of the 31st of December will be removing the old tiers in lieu of the new. If you wish to make your move, make it now!
As a ...
2022-12-23 11:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! It's time for me to make a big news piece here to just discuss the state of things, my current feelings and plans to work on come on the new year.
Basically, I'm going to have to cut back on the way I do rewards and the like and change up my tier lists to more accurately represent my current day situation.
Because of this, from 31st Dec 2022 I will be changing up my tiers i...
2022-11-14 16:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostRIGHT, time to get these polls officially started up and doodled like a good lad, I will be getting these polls started properly! *Cracks knuckles*
My plans for this from now on will be two polls at the beginning of the month - one for the Hyper 34 Club and another for voting for a particular theme or concept (Anywhere from vague to specific dependant on the mood) - whatever is the ...
2022-04-01 13:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post2021 was something of a year, wasn't it? I hope you guys out there are well!
I thought that with the new year coming around I would throw out an update for you guys to see where I am and where I am going starting 2022.
For one, I have been able to rejigger my life into somehting more organised to reduce unproductive workload from my main job side! This has also allowed for me to put...
2021-12-31 15:59:14 +0000 UTC View PostUhg, hot weather and Summer leaves a puddle fox - but have a Zip file of pics! I'm also looking into setting up a Discord role for everybody so that they can see these full sized pics WITHOUT the nuisance of the zip files so keep an eye out for that! :D
2020-08-31 14:28:19 +0000 UTC View PostOne of these days I won't be a scatterbrain and get to posting things at a more timely fashion >.>
Speaking of, here is a ropbox link ewith HD files for you to all enjoy! <3
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nuxp1fcyyic0u25/May%202020.zip?dl=0
2020-05-29 09:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you have all been doing well out there - hopefully the current state of the world hasn't been too heavy on you!
I've got this month's ZIP folder to post shortly which I'll get to, but first I just want to say that I have a little bit of an art-y problem to give you a heads up - recently I may have knocked my art tablet to the floor and, after ten years of loyal service, it has now ...
2020-04-29 15:32:26 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, I am now posting my images as ZIP files for you guys to access due to changes in Patron's "allowance" of post types!
Sorry for the extra inconvenience, but until I find a better way to show these this will be the only way I can do it until then! D:
2020-02-25 12:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostFirst off, just to let you guys who are patrons eligible for your pics can fill out the form below!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1TDgnhIONDmiMZQu6Tgap9cAOipTT_tXO5Hprmu_Ut2U
Secondly, is new of more importance regarding how I will be distributing the fu...
2020-02-01 16:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post