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(HPMM)Chapter 44: Distribution and class accommodation

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled at this "An admirable mindset. As to your inquiry, on the rest of that rooms contents we are of two minds. The first is that after being thoroughly examined to prevent any further accidents the treasures are given to you. Professor Gervain himself is at the head of this, no doubt in hopes of compensating you for your suffering. The second is that the items be put on d...

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(BUS)Chapter 146: Fuck it, why not?

I could almost feel my headache growing as I looked at the two midgets kneeling and shuddering in both terror and reverence in front of me as I lounged on an armchair outside Fyrestone. Ladon stalked around them sniffing them and debating whether or not he wanted to cook them first before eating them.

"Go play with the Skags Ladon, stop scaring the mortals." I said shooing the dragon off....

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(DHF)Chapter 226: Not the droid

My mind slipped back to reality from the dreamless slumber it was in and I felt... different. Not wrong but heavier somehow. I shifted the tree I was in around me and stepped out onto the grass that crunched beneath my boots. My stomach roared in hunger and I quickly retrieved my rations and downed them with water even if the pure taste of vegetable powder and dried meat left much to be desired...

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(HPMM)Chapter 43: Inheritances and Damage

I wasn't surprised that I was in the hospital wing as the portrait had likely hurried to find help after I did something I admit might not have been the smartest. What I was surprised about was the fact the spear was brought with me and not confiscated as the dangerous artifact it is. That was until I noticed something rather unusual, a sort of mental connection at the back of my mind pointed r...

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(BUS)Chapter 145: Godly

"You sure this is a good idea? Last time you took in a siren trait you almost died." Lil asked concerned.

"Last time it wasn't the siren trait that almost killed me. Besides i've upgraded my body trait to it's mythical grade so even if this strains my body it shouldn't be beyond what I can handle." I said confidently.

"Best of luck man." Mordy said and Brick just gave me a thumbs up...

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(DHF)Chapter 225: Disaster after disaster

Meanwhile at a certain location on a certain mountain range and eerie red glow shone from a magical ritual being held over the seal of the Hundred hands giant. All around the ritual space the emaciated forms of men, women and children kneeled as chains of red energy held them down and slowly drew out their vitality and souls. 

"Yes! The seal is on the verge of collapse! Time to retre...

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(HPMM)Chapter 42: Divine artifact

'Is the loss of the magical catalyst potential really that severe?' I pondered with a frown as I looked at the weapon.

It was hard to understand as even the description said that this weapon had all the same material properties and as a result should have been a match for the Sword of Gryffindor or at least close in value. Yet the lack of that one feature had it's value being a fraction o...

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(BUS)Chapter 144: Lootapalooza

Despite being so successful as a soldier Knox didn't have any good traits that stood out from the average soldier. Still I took the measly one hundred and thirty lifeforce he had left all the same. The rest of the soldiers were thankfully not at the twilight of their life so had robust lifeforces that were much better. It wasn't much just a humble 47,591 units. Okay so MAYBE my perception of wh...

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(DHF)Chapter 224: Scorching the heavens

The change was immediate as the elixir entered my stomach. My cursed energy surged violently and almost beyond my control. There was no containing it however as it within mere moments already began to overflow from my reservoir and pour out into my flames. The miles wide inferno reacted like it was injected with steroids as it rapidly swelled until everything for as far as I could see ...

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(HPMM)Chapter 41: Treasure trove

I pulled the hoop and to my surprised the stone of the wall seemed to stretch with it and I lifted it after that watching as a door appeared out of nowhere with the hoop sitting at it's top.

"Well go on lad, open it up." the portrait encouraged.

Pulling the handle of the door it swung open with a small rush of dusty air coming to smack me in the face making me cough. Waving my sleev...

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(BUS)Chapter 143: End of an era

Shortly after that Brick and Mordy showed up.

"So what's the haps?" Brick asked curiously.

"Long story short we are going ahead with the original plan except we AREN'T killing Knoxx but faking his death. To that end we are going to hang about for a day or so to get things ready on his end before we show up and make a bunch of noise at the stockpile." I explained casually.

"And...

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(DHF)Chapter 223: Rending the earth

"You are one UGLY motherfucker." I said as I drew my weapon from my side to my right hand.

As if responding to my actions the right blade arm of the beast smoothly swished up and into a ready position perfectly vertically in front of it's body.

I grinned "This is gonna be fun!" I said before launching myself at the beast as hard as I could cracking the ground I had been sta...

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(HPMM)Chapter 40: Exploring

"Finally I must reinforce Albus's warning about the third floor corridor. While curiosity is a wonderous thing in this case it's best left well enough alone. That is all, Welcome to Ravenclaw once more!" Flitwick said warmly before leaving.

The prefect spoke up "Through that door is the male dormitories and through that door is the female dormitories. You are all quite lucky that as due t...

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(BUS)Chapter 142: Planning

After a few moment he got his mind in order.

"I can't say I'm thrilled at the idea of serving still. I'm old kid and I've seen enough shit to last me several lifetimes. Honestly thought this'd be my last assignment. I've seen the docs on your group Steele put together before she died. I knew I couldn't win from the start." he said honestly.

"You were fucked from the word go. Not tha...

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(DHF)Chapter 222: The calamity

The scene while disturbing didn't surprise me any. Monsters killing people was a tale as old as the world itself after all. What did cause a flicker of surprise to pass through me however was the lack of child corpses, or rather complete ones. The few bits that were the right size to belong to a child had marks on them that suggested the previous owners had been eaten. It was not hard to unders...

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(HPMM)Chapter 39: Schedule

"Why a Venus flytrap? Fire makes sense but I don't get that one." Terry asked confused.

"Venus flytraps are carnivorous plants and unlike most plants get most of their moisture not from the soil but in the form of dew or rain. Water them regularly and all you accomplish is drowning the poor plant thus killing it." The prefect answered for me surprisingly enough.

"That does qualify f...

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(BUS)Chapter 141: Meeting

"Change of plans folks, we are splitting the party." I said to my friends.

"Whatcha mean?" Brick asked confused.

"I mean I have a frosty date with a certain General that may make us not need to have to kill him. But since I'm not a total dumbass we still need that fucking code so while I and whoever is coming with me go meet the General at Moxxi's the rest of you will go get it to h...

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(DHF)Chapter 221: Trail of devastation

I ran into a few more people as I jogged and covered half the distance to Telskyura before night started to fall and I chose to make camp. I ripped off some branches from a nearby tree and dried them out with my technique before sparking up a fire and taking out a pot and my dried veggie powders and jerky. I set the pot next to the fire to get heat but not sit on top of the fire where it was to...

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(HPMM)Chapter 38: Dangerous plan and end of day

It was this one artifact that made this plan of Dumbledores so dangerous not for Voldemort but the students of the school. Few if any will have the sort of will or mindset to break free from the draw of the mirror and curiosity was both a terrible and beautiful thing. Should any of them manage to get through the rest of the traps as Harry and his friends did in the books they'd likely be mental...

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(BUS)Chapter 141: Weight and meeting

The lance died as we came out guns blazing from the monsters seats or roof in my case. Commander Typhon turned out to be this big ass defender that annoyingly hid behind his metal shield while taking shots at us. I used my phase trance powers to summon one of my Jabber minions that proceeded to go apeshit on the fucker. None of us moved to help the little monster beat the heavily armored bitch ...

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(DHF)Chapter 220: Politics and crossed paths

The wind pressed against my face as I shot through the atmosphere with the ground moving past me far below. My energy was at least for the moment filling up as fast as it was draining so I had no intention of landing to move on foot. I covered miles in moments this way but all good things end as I had no choice but to land when the effects of that mana potion wore off and my cursed energy start...

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(HPMM)Chapter 37: Feast wrapping up

"What do you mean?" Mike asked the senior student curiously.

"The first and second years have set shared schedules that get posted on the board in the common rooms since these two years are for getting you all to a decent skill and comfortability with classes. The third year and beyond though things change as you start your elective classes like Care of magical beasts or divination. Your ...

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(BUS)Chapter 140: Grocery list

We left the room but before we could get out the building to start hunting that code Scooter stopped us.

"Hey you seen them Lancer ACP's those D-bags been driving around? I need to get me one! If you can find me a Lancer Digistruct module I can upload it to the Catch-A-Ride system. Would have used one of them modified ones but each subsection of the system is isolated and moving one of th...

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(DHF)Chapter 219: Setting out

On the way home I stopped by the blue palace and grabbed the only elixir Miach had in stock. I didn't expect that I'd need it but if I did I'd rather have it than not. After that I went straight home to get to work using my technique to transform the produce I grabbed into stable road rations. In any other case I might be able to hunt and forage for my food on the trail but the Knuckelavee had ...

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(HPMM)Chapter 36: Feast

"I'm Mike." the dark haired boy next to Terry introduced himself more cautiously.

"Alex." I said calmly in response before listening to the rest of the sorting.

"Finch- Fletchley, Justin!" "HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Finnigan, Seamus!" "GRYFFINDOR!"

"Goldstein, Anthony!" "RAVENCLAW!"

"Goyle, Gregory!" "SLYTHERIN!"

"Granger, Hermione!" Mcgonagall called drawing my attentio...

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(BUS)Chapter 139: Rescue mission(3)

"No." Lil said preemptively.

"Aw come on I don't have this one yet!" I complained.

"Yeah and you don't need it either. I don't think I'd ever sleep soundly again if you grabbed it. Think about Maya too, think she'd want to share space with this thing?" she asked and I sighed before blowing a hole through the bot.

We moved on after that and honestly it was more of the same with...

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(DHF)Chapter 218: Final prep and surprise

[Normal POV]

Soon enough my food came and I devoured it with gusto. The special was a stew made with the battle boar meat I brought back a while ago alongside various dungeon grown vegetables. No one other than the ladies at the hostess, my familia and Hephaestus knew about the meat to begin with so the dish was extremely popular if only because no one could identify what the meat was. Th...

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(HPMM)Chapter 35: The sorting ceremony

The line came to a stop and I paid attention to the end of the great hall that had the teachers table as well as a podium for speeches. In front of even that however was a simple wooden stool that a raggedly, dirty old pointed hat sat with wrinkles that formed a roughly face like shape. Dumbledore stood up at the podium and once we first years were in place began his speech.-

"Soon you sh...

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(BUS)Chapter 138: Rescue mission(2)

The flying lancemen and fucking drones were the most annoying things to deal with as we had to run along the highway and even underpath as the dicks blocked off the way forward. 

"You might be wondering why I would risk my neck helping you. It's because before Atlas came to Pandora i didn't get much traffic through my bar. Once they came and started oppressing the rest of the pla...

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(DHF)Chapter 217: Ideals and slaughter

Most people prefer Soma wine for it's exquisite flavor and rather addictive properties. It certainly wasn't the only brand of wine though and I myself prefer Dungeon wine that was brewed by Demeter using the unique fruits found in the dungeon along with water from it. It had a smooth feel on the tongue and a stinging sourness that I enjoyed. The brand wasn't very popular for that exact reason i...

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