Heyho, funky sexy sunshine!
No, we're not on vacation, but maybe you are? If so, Quidget and Beatrize wish you an awesome summer! And if you're at home like us - enjoy the summer anyway! <3
Stay funky and let the sunshine in your heart,
Dez
Heyho, you funky sexy finalist!
You've already voted for your two favourite Bolty positions to be featured in the upcoming ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ - but we still need one more of your votes!
You'll decide how fast Mr. Handy will fill the Love Meter by giving his ...
Heyho, you funky sexy bondage lovers!
Remember the last vote for Bolty's ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ bondage scene? The two most popular poses won, and here's the second one!
Now, the only thing left is to vote for the last pose... See you soon, guys!
Stay funky!
Dez
Heyho, you funky sexy adventure lovers!
Man, what a thorny week! This recent ban spree frightened us quite a bit...
Some of you might have noticed that almost all posts are Patron-only now. The reason is that NSFW patrons were under intensified monitoring by Patreon, and this was just one of the requirements.
Good things are on their way though - you'll be asked if ...
Heyho, you funky sexy Patrons!
Maybe some of you already heard about it: Patreon is currently suspending a lot of NSFW accounts.
The assumption is that because of the upcoming net neutrality issues and various bans on erotica in several countries, they have to have all frontpages as SFW as possible, in order to still allow the NSFW content on their site.
To help P...
Heyho, you funky sexy bondage lovers!
Thanks for voting, peeps! We have a winner!
Position 1 won by a landslide, and I think Bolty is quite happy about it ;)
I really like your taste in poses, it was a lot of fun to paint her like that.
The second most popular pose will also be featured in the ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️, s...
Heyho, you funky sexy RPG lover!
Where is Mr. Handy pointing to? Probably to what will be happening next week ;) This week was also, fun, however - so here's what we did in week 23 of 2018:
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- Measure with Pleasure continued, and what a pleasure it was! Both poses for Beatrize's Phase Two are done (h...
Heyho, you funky sexy handyman!
We already know that Bolty likes to experiment with Mr.Handy, her mechanical hand, but what we'll learn in the upcoming ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ is that she's also kinda into bo...
Heyho, you funky sexy pleasure lovers!
It's Part Two, and we have a winner! In the last poll, you decided what part of the Measure with Pleasure program should be featured in the upcoming ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ of Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0.
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Heyho, you funky sexy scientists!
Science strikes back once again in Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0, with one of the most promising new field in science - the Measure with Pleasure program!
Step Two is measuring an object's surface taste.
The question I posed to my fellow scientists (and Love Ninjas) was:
'Does...
Heyho, you funky sexy scientists!
One of the things about your decision-making process I like is that your decisions are quick, precise and distinct. Well done! :)
So, with the clear results of the current poll, here's the follow-up winner that will be featured in the Public Edition: Beatrize is measuring Franco's surface taste by diving straight into the ball pit!
Heyho, my funky sexy fellow scientists!
Today, we need to work together one more time on one of the most promising new field in science - the Measure with Pleasure program.
Why not exercise your tongue while gathering your data?
Step Two is measur...
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Heyho, you funky sexy RPG lover!
We hope you had a fantasTHICC summer week! Feeling hot-hot-hot! :) Here's what we did in week 22 of 2018:
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- Measure with Pleasure means Paint with Pleasure, and that's what I did! Both poses for Beatrize's Phase One are done (here's the 2018-06-04 11:21:26 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy nipple lovers!
We have a winner! In the last poll, you decided what part of the Measure with Pleasure program should be featured in the upcoming ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ of Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0.
As always, your wish for nipple play is our command! After the 2018-06-03 16:17:51 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy scientists!
Staying true to our scientific approach in Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0, we will feature one of the most promising new fields in science - the Measure with Pleasure program.
Why not have fun while gathering your data?
Step One is measuring an object's hardness grade.
The question I ...
Heyho, you funky sexy squeezies!
The poll is still running, but I do think we already know which Measurement Technique is going to win ;)
So here's the follow-up winner that will be featured in the Public Edition: Beatrize is executing the Squeezing Technique on Franco!
You can do it
Put your nngh into it!
Stay funky,
Dez
Heyho, you funky sexy Wonderwieners 2.0!
I spiced up the game logo today, here it is in its new glory!
What do I hear? That's boring? You want more lewd?
More lewd is coming :D Well, things like logos have to be done as well, but you bet I'll keep you updated with Beatrize's lewd exploits, I mean scientific endeavors!
Stay funky,
Dez
Heyho, you funky sexy RPG lover!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! I hope you had a fruity week, peeps! Here's what we did in week 21 of 2018:
🎵 Pigglet in Mrs. Big Bad Wyvern:
- Coppernica's secret pose has been completed this week! It's awesome how many people voted - and I don't mind at all that most of y'all voted for the 2018-05-28 13:19:03 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, my funky sexy fellow scientists!
Today, we need to work together on one of the most promising new fields in science - the Measure with Pleasure program.
Why not have fun while gathering your data?
Step One is measuring an object's
Heyho, you funky sexy fruit lovers!
Know what's good for your health? Bananas :) Here's a little sneak peek at our last Science Ninja girl in her laboratory!
Also, I'm experimenting with gifs ;) Are these things supposed to be this big (in filesize)?
Anyway, here's another one1
2018-05-26 20:33:47 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy selfie lovers!
The selfielicious quick poll is over, and out of the 3 poses, pose number 3 won! Thank you for voting, we had a really clear winner this time (not like the the spoiler poll XD).
Like a fellow Love Ninja said: Gotta love them limber thicc girls ;) And yeah, I made her even a bit thicker than in the sketch.
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-05-25 20:00:21 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy selfie lovers!
Let's do a selfielicious quick poll! Which pose do you think Coppernica would prefer you seeing on her lost smartphone? ;)
The rules are as follows:
The pose with the second most votes makes it into the public release
The pose with the most...
Heyho, you funky sexy RPG lover!
That's a bit embarrassing, but... I think we skipped a Funky Weekly Update :D So, here's a rare, strangely eroTHICC bi-weekly update instead. Here's what we did in week 20 of 2018 (and in the week before):
🎵 Pigglet in Mrs. Big Bad Wyvern:
- We fixed some bugs and worked on a little secret for you awesome Lov...
Heyho, you funky sexy secret agent!
In the last few days, OniGiri and I have talked a lot about secrets and secret characters. One question we haven't found an answer for is whether to show you our progress in this regard - or to keep it secret until you can find it in the game.
An ...
Heyho, you funky sexy game lover!
Today, I've got some new infos about Quidget 2.0 for you.
We've planned and designed a lot during the last two weeks. Finally, we've reached a point where we think we can lock the design stage down!
Quidget 2.0 is bigger!
One of the main wishes we want to fulfill is the size of the game...
Heyho, you funky sexy art lovers!
Here goes the Bio Engineerator! I very much enjoy making environmental assets and decided to have some fun and finish it.
We're currently working on the public version of Quidget (new details will follow soon), and this environment won't be in that version... but being our Patron is all about knowing stuff earlier than other people, rig...
Heyho, you funky sexy bioengineers!
In Quidget's lab, all kinds of Science Ninjas gather. Some tinker around with mechanical hands like Bolty, some use chemical substances to create all kinds of potions like Bianka, and some fuse nature with technology in big bio machines and try to use them to engineer new life forms!
Thought you might enjoy the linework for one of the next...
Heyho, you funky sexy firestarters!
Enjoy the uncensored version!
I liked the censorship flames, but it's definitely better without them XD
Stay funky,
Dez
Heyho, you funky sexy candles!
Sometimes, I like to do a little fanart as well :) Meet Flambeau, a voluptuos woman that's also made out of candle wax!
I love the concept and thought you might enjoy it as well ;)
Check out the uncensored version as well, I think you'll like her nipples ;)
2018-05-15 13:05:24 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy chemical romancier!
When you're doing science, it's very important to have clothing that lets others see what your scientific field is at a glance.
If you're a respectable chemist, you don't want to be mistaken for a dominatrix that uses her chemicals to gain control over her subjects, right?
Stay funky and watch out for chemtrails,
Dez