Eve's Garden Erotic Audio

Preview - Pool Squirt Silliness

Just a little peek! 

Erotic Hypnotic - Deep Down Pleasure

It's a warm, beautiful, starry summer night...watch the stars, hold my hands, and let me make you cum so easily, hands-free...

There is a lower-volume introduction on this audio, please don't turn the volume up!

Sweeter Nothings - I'm a Hot Mess! I Need the Orgasm Cure!

I am one hot mess!

I've had this damn cold for about two weeks, it has invaded my lungs, laid siege to my nose and ravaged my voice. I feel like a bag of dirt!

And here you are, bringing me tea and comfort...and the as-yet unknown cure for the common cold - orgasms!

I'll have to make sure you're vaccinated too...let's give you the cure too, shall we?

Why hello there!

Sweet Nothings 4 - You're Stressed? I'll Massage You

Cuddling behind you I can feel the tension in the tight muscles of your neck and shoulders...let me massage that away...and tell you a little story... Bonus English accent!

Good Morning, It's Duvet Day! Let's Cuddlefuck

Good morning! Let's have a Duvet Day, snuggle under here all cozy and warm...we have nowhere to be, we can have a proper lie-in...

oh wait...what's that I feel pressing against my ass? 😳

Secret Garden: Be My Muse

Secret Garden… my new exclusive series for members, in which I share intimate moments and thoughts with you…what turns me on, what heats me up, what I fantasize about, what I dream about. In some places, audios like this are sometimes called a ’ramblefap’, but I prefer to think of it as a peek inside my most private thoughts. If you ever wonder about me, the woman behind Eve, if you eve...

Preview - Candlelight Chat: Your Narrative

SFW preview of my newest Candlelight Chat video 

Relax - it's only water!

😂

FWB - Why Aren't We Together?

“Friends with Benefits” has never quite sat right with me. Maybe I’m just too much of a romantic, but I never quite understood the dynamic - if two people like each other’s company, care about each other, are sexually attracted and compatible, then why wouldn’t they be more than friends? What’s the magic in just remaining friends who fuck now and then, as oppose...

JOI - You're Horny? I'm Not...Yet

You're horny?

Hmmm...

That's interesting...

I'm not. At least not yet. But I won't let that stop me from enjoying myself, sitting at the end of the bed, fully clothed, sipping my drink, watching you pleasure yourself.

In fact, let me guide you. Let me tell you, very matter-of-factly, exactly what I want to see you do...

Aoife (Your Irish Girlfriend) - Fancy a Ride?

Imagine you and your Irish girlfriend have been together a good while now, and you're in that season of life where the grind of life leaves you little motivation for grinding in the bedroom...

You can always count on a ride with Aoife!

*A few references you might not get if you aren't Irish!

• The Snapper is a legend of a movie that came out about 30 odd years ago...

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Preview - Poetry Vaudio - I Don't Want to Be Friends

Just a little preview!  

Customer Satisfaction: A Phone JOI (or: Your Call is Important to Us!)

I understand your concerns, sir, and I do apologize, but there's nothing more I can do.

Well, perhaps there is something I can do to ensure your satisfaction...

RAWR! Taking What I Want!

Just in case you were wondering how I want you...

Yes, much of the time I love slow, sensual, passionate fucking with lots of kissing and touching, caressing and feeling...

But sometimes...when you get me so fucking hot for you...

I just have to take you. Now.

Don't speak, just let me fuck you. Let me bite you and taste you, let me ride you and ...

Red Tank Top - Good Morning!

Nurse Eve - Time for Your Physical!

You need a physical for work....well, you have certainly come to the right place....

I have never seen such a fine physical specimen...it will be my pleasure to examine you!

Eve's Guide for Regular Guys Episode 7 - The Key to Attracting Women

In this episode I give you some thoughts on what I believe is the main key to attracting women.

Many of you will not recognize yourself in some of the examples I give in this episode, and that's a good thing. When I say "you" in many cases I'm using it as the 'general you', meaning 'a general person'. I just want to make that clear. 💋

Below are examples of examples ...

Stereo JOI and Cock Worship

You’re alone in the den, sitting at your computer, lightly stroking your cock…which is right where I thought you’d be…

The wood floors creak as I come in to find you...and I let you know how much I love watching you play with yourself. Don’t stop baby - on the contrary, I want to watch. I want to watch you play with that big cock for me, as I get down on my knees between your th...

Driving Instructor (Older Woman/Younger Man)

I'm usually much more professional than this, but having adorable young men like you as my student...

Well, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't teach you how to deal with...distractions while on the road...

thanks to /u/SilentThyzer for this fun scri...

Finisher - Hold My Wrists and Fuck Me!

I know I've been teasing you so much...I know...I've been driving you crazy, haven't I baby? Sending you almost over the edge, making you wild, making you so hard you're ready to explode...

You know I love it when you let out your animal side, baby. So push me down on the bed, grab my wrists behind my back, and fuck my pussy til we both cum...

Trying On in the Changing Room - SFW Version

Check out the Boob Version in the Exclusives+ tier for more photos!

Preview of a forthcoming Exclusive Video - David Tittenborough Describes the Ancient Home Depotans

Keep a look out for it, coming soon! 

Tavern Wench - A Romping, Riotous Medieval Fuck!

Feel like a leg over with a saucy British tart from days gone by...

well then, my lover, step right up....

script by For_Corn

Stereo Cock Worship - Eve's Spa

Headphones highly recommended

You've been so stressed lately...time to treat yourself to a special session at Eve's Spa...

Bliss out in a warm, soothing relaxation pool as I massage your neck and shoulders, kissing and nuzzling, caressing and touching. Tell me about what's bothering you, let me help take your stress away...

And then I'll take off my robe and join you ...

Eve's Guide for Regular Guys - Grooming to Attract Women's Attention (Part 2)

This week I discuss grooming specifically to make yourself more attractive to the ladies. Little things you can do that you might not have even thought of. But we're paying attention, I promise :P

Links mentioned:

Eyebrow grooming

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DREAM - Short and Sweet

DREAM audios can be really wonderful, immersive experience, but if you don’t have the time for it (it often takes anywhere from thirty minutes to an hour), or if you’re somewhere you can’t freely touch yourself, you can still get some of the main benefits using a shorter version. I use a bit of repetition, some soft ambient music, and a soft, gentle delivery to help you relax deeply and g...

Help me get up for work!

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Bursting OUT!

Lying Here, Thinking of You

Think of this raw, unscripted audio as sort of like a Sweet Nothings with a little cock appreciation thrown in...

I'm lying alone in bed, thinking about you...realizing you probably don't know how often I think about you, or just how sexy you are. Well...indulge me a little, if you will. Let me tell you all the things I think about when you're not with me, all the things I want to do as w...