Episode 7 will be with you tomorrow evening guys. I've tried my best to get it done for tonight and it was close, but frustratingly it hasn't quite happened. It will definitely be with you tomorrow though, and a better watch for it!
Have a lovely evening everyone!
2023-02-25 16:47:51 +0000 UTC
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All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 3 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field!
This time we have a couple of chosen moments with Killian, Ella, John, Mike and Josh, as well as your obligatory tom and Greg goofi...
2023-02-16 14:55:39 +0000 UTC
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Patreons: Thanks for your patience on this one. I hope it’s worth the wait
As usual please watch with the subtitles and in HD. 1080p
Title, thumbnail and description will be amended tomorrow. I’ve been working on this non stop since 6. I think that can wait 😆
I also might make a few tweaks to the audio levels and transitions tomorrow morning if they aren’t quite...
2023-02-11 21:17:26 +0000 UTC
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I’m working on getting E6 done for you tonight at 9pm, it’s gonna be tight and things could go wrong in the rendering process as this one is a biggy. I’ll keep you posted but basically there’s a chance it won’t be with you till tomorrow morning. thanks all, I’ll do my best! And you won’t be disappointed with this one!
2023-02-11 18:55:27 +0000 UTC
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More information to be revealed in due course...
2023-02-03 12:21:48 +0000 UTC
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All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 2 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field!
More clips to choose from in this one compared to the first, including some funny chit chat with Ross, Athena, Fernando, Will and t...
2023-01-25 17:05:47 +0000 UTC
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Here we go Patreon gang!
*Watch with subtitles and in HD for full effect*
In this episode Tom and Greg set off from Washington DC and head for thee wilderness of Shenandoah Valley National Park where they plan to hike some of the Appalachian trail. Hiking alone won't be enough though - they'll need to hitchhike multiple times, and so far there has been no evidence tha...
2023-01-21 20:00:33 +0000 UTC
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All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 1 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field!
There was actually less good stuff in Episode 1 than I had initially anticipated, probably because I ended up using so much of it f...
2023-01-13 08:22:41 +0000 UTC
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A long overdue chill sesh with the Patreons. There will be chatting, there will be burning questions answered, and maybe a few other bits and bobs too.
2023-01-12 17:57:08 +0000 UTC
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It'll be a general chit chat this time - you can ask me questions and we could even watch a classic back together and I could share my thoughts!
This stream will be for ALL patreons as a thank you for your patience with the longer expected HNTTA release dates. Very soon I plan to do some more streams on the $4 Tier, each one with it's own specific topic: music, sport, computer games, etc...
2023-01-10 14:18:32 +0000 UTC
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We got there in the end! Thanks for your patience everyone.
As always watch with subtitles as some key lines are hard to hear, and make sure you're watching in the highest quality.
In this episode Tom and Greg attempt to cycle from Frederick, Maryland to the nations capital on two cheap craigslist bikes, and in their struggle to do so inadvertently create one of the most heart wa...
2023-01-08 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This video should cover the current predicament.
Let me know your honest thoughts in the comments. I'll be here and will try my best to respond.
I'd like to make it up to you all. How about a patreons only YouTube stream one night next week? I think we're due one anyway.
Also bonus footage #1 will be with you on Thursday if that's any consolation
2023-01-07 18:31:51 +0000 UTC
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My Uncle Ed has signed us both up for one of the most legendary kayak races on earth, the Devizes to Westminster race. The race consists of 125 miles of canal and river (Thames) with 14 miles of running past locks along the way. The race ends at the houses of parliament in London. It isn't until April 2023, but judging by this first outing, there is lots of...
2022-12-23 17:04:41 +0000 UTC
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Yo Patreons, it's here. The subtitles are done now but might might not be too accurate towards the end.
Do make sure you use them though, as some speech is hard to hear!
Finally, there's a chance I might have to upload an amended version of this, so bare in mind that your heartfelt comments might be lost, so you might want to save them for the public upload.
Thanks for you...
2022-12-20 21:04:01 +0000 UTC
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Patreons of old and new (Welcome new ones!)..
Two things:
Firstly, Part 3 of How NOT to travel America is not going to be with you until Tuesday unfortunately (Wednesday on YouTube). I won't bore you with the reasons as it's a mixture. I am releasing a play along geoguessr video tonight to satisfy that itch at least. Apologies!
Secondly, can all those who ordered the Amyned...
2022-12-15 09:03:19 +0000 UTC
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My lovely patreons: here it is
(Proper description will be here tomorrow)
*As usual please watch with subtitles and in HD, however the subtitles may not be 100% accurate, especially in the last 15 minutes. They came late and sub standard and although I've tried my best to make them right before rushing out for the match, bare in mind there will be mistakes.
Other than t...
2022-12-10 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Here it is Patreons. A week late but I'm really hoping worth the wait.
As usual let me know what you thought of this episode in the comments.
*Watch with subtitles and in HD for full effect*
Grab the popcorn and hunker down for the most grandiose adventure series this channel has ever seen. This is How NOT to Travel America, a comically haphazard yet uniquely uplifting a...
2022-12-03 21:00:27 +0000 UTC
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A $4 Tier production
Subtitles available
Having spent the night in some spooky castle grounds, Tom and Verity attempt to take a big off-piste shortcut through hilly forests in a bid to shave off miles. The shortcut would have been a success if it weren't for Tom's thrill seeking antics, which had him eating gravel. Far from civilisation with open wounds that needed cleaning, Tom had ...
2022-11-11 08:59:50 +0000 UTC
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A $4 Tier production
Subtitles available!
When we arrived at the fairy-tale town of Rothenburg ob der Tauber having cycled a whopping 66 miles in the blistering heat, the last thing Verity expected was an emotional rollercoaster, but that's what she got thanks to the questionable planning that went into my unexpected proposal. Thankfully the night ended on a high, and she said yes! A...
2022-11-03 08:37:26 +0000 UTC
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If this doesn't get you excited I don't know what will.
For those curious, there's a hell of a lot missing from this trailer. There's tasters in there for sure, but I've been careful not to give too much away.
Let me know which moments you're looking forward to seeing in full glory!
(Will release this tomorrow on YouTube - the YT description is geared up for tomorrows release.. ...
2022-10-27 19:50:24 +0000 UTC
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Having found a great camp spot the previous night, me and Verity set off for the vibrant medieval city of Wurzburg where we would stumble upon a free Sting concert, before embarking on the biggest, hottest and most beautiful day of cycling of the trip. Heat was a real issue as we set our sights firmly on the fairy-tale town of Rothenber...
2022-10-20 07:27:20 +0000 UTC
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In the summer of 2022, just after Dribbling Britain, me and Verity decided we needed a well earned break from our respective jobs. We'd also been talking about doing a bike trip for some time. I knew first hand how beautiful and culturally wonderful southern Germany was from back in 2014. Verity was also keen to visit scenes from childhood show "10th Kingdom" as well as some Disney-esque castle...
2022-10-12 16:42:17 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay on this one folks, Verity had some work come in so I had to quickly do this when I landed.
None the less, here are all the deleted scenes and behind the scenes shots from part 2 of Dribbling Britain. Again no subtitles on this one so use good headphones. Do let me know in the comments if you'd like subtitles on these and if there's enough demand I can go that extra m...
2022-10-07 15:03:06 +0000 UTC
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How not to travel America is done and dusted, we're both back home safe and sound, and you are all in for one hell of a ride.
As expected, it was a big one. Not everything went to plan, I mean when does it? however the 30 hours of content that I have on my hard drive, patiently waiting to be ma...
2022-10-07 14:39:33 +0000 UTC
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A little taster of the kinds of things you can expect in the two part patreon series that will be gracing your screens in October.
This was put together quite hurriedly and as a result it hardly scratches the surface, which is more than we can say for that gravel track :|
See you in October for some leg burning, sausage munching action $4 tier! (we'...
2022-09-05 15:04:27 +0000 UTC
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Here you go folks, all the deleted scenes and behind the scenes shots from part 1 of Dribbling Britain. I just about got this one done in time before I leave for London to catch my flight to Boston tomorrow morning. As a result I regret to announce that there will be no subtitles on this video. I would suggest using good headphones for any hope of making out what our diverse array of accents ar...
2022-09-05 12:50:20 +0000 UTC
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Here's part two patreons. If you want to leave a comment on YouTube please put "SPOILERS" at the start of your comment for the normies.
(Proper thumbnail incoming tomorrow too don't worry)
My most physically demanding escapade yet reaches it's climax and ultimately ending, but will it be one of failure and heartbreak? or one of triumph and jubilation..
You re-join me an...
2022-08-30 19:02:12 +0000 UTC
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Here it is. Out of the blue, just how you like it.
Finally you are exclusive witnesses to exactly how this barmy undertaking actually went, or at least the first half of it. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare yourselves for some strange conversations, a fair bit of swearing and some questionable ball control.
*We had some issues with the audio in windy spots so apologies about ...
2022-08-23 18:53:35 +0000 UTC
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It's the 30th of June 2022, the monstrous Dribbling Britain is fast approaching (roughly 11 days away) and there is still lots of work to be done fitness wise. Stag do incidents aside, 25 miles in Wales was a success, but it time to really push myself and get those legs more conditioned for the big one. Coming in at 40 miles (64km) in distance, just over 1000m (3,400ft) of ascent, and taking in...
2022-08-14 12:32:29 +0000 UTC
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Morning all! There's been a lack of missions in recent months and a lull in patreon content as a result. The situation is about to improve however. Here's what you can expect in the coming months on patreon, both in the $1 tier and the $4 tier.
Dribbling Britain (mixed tiers)
$4 tier:
- Over on the $4 tier right now you will find a freshly made, ca...
2022-07-07 10:25:16 +0000 UTC
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