The story of a delightfully spontaneous but calamitous and downright dangerous trip down Britain's longest river.
In May 2013, I went and collected two questionable kayaks that I had purchased from Ebay, for the measly sum of £25. The woman wanted them gone from under the snail covered, blue tarpaulin in her garden, and I don't blame her. They were covered in goose shit, and had more p...
2020-10-22 12:04:28 +0000 UTC
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**Listen on good speakers / headphones**
The second of two tracks to be pre released on Patreon.
Full album coming in a couple days!
2020-10-18 11:21:43 +0000 UTC
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**Listen on good speakers / headphones)
The first of two tracks to be pre released on Patreon.
The full album should be released later this weekend or on Monday (I'm at the mercy of the distribution company who are currently reviewing and sending the music to Spotify, iTunes, etc)
Thanks for supporting me everyone. Hope you enjoy.
2020-10-17 11:20:36 +0000 UTC
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Whilst rummaging through an old box in my moms house I stumbled upon some old primary school work and a year 11 maths report, and whilst the report didn't make for good reading, there were a few, very vague indications for the future carefully pencilled into my reception English book.
2020-10-13 10:51:09 +0000 UTC
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*watch with headphones*
This is the first (of two) parts of a video in which you get to see my creative process, or at least when it comes to creating the electronic tracks that accompany my grandest adventures.
Now it's been a while, and as a result it took me a while to get going. This was my first day back, attempting to compose, and the creative juices took a little w...
2020-10-10 11:54:12 +0000 UTC
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**watch with subtitles and in 1440p**
***BLOCKED IN FRANCE*** because of one of the tracks I used. If you are from France or other French overseas territories please use a VPN, OR please comment and I'll render off another version for you minus that track! apologies!
In September 2018 me and Verity flew to Barcelona, rented a car and drove off into the mountains of Northern Spain. The...
2020-10-05 09:46:32 +0000 UTC
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I purchased a shiny Lapras off eBay and there was a pube taped to his torso. Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Don't worry I have actual content coming in the next 7 days. Part 2 of the Spain trip on Monday for the $6 tier as well as an hour long video of me composing and arranging a brand new track for the Norway video, and a shorter version of that for the $1 tier.
Have...
2020-10-02 17:43:02 +0000 UTC
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*as usual watch in the highest quality with subtitles*
**ALSO.. apparently, bizarrely, this video is blocked in one country, Denmark. Apparently Santana doesn't want Danes listening to his music. If any of you $6 tier folks are from Denmark, don't have a VPN and want to watch this video, message me privately and I will re-upload a version of this video with different music in it**
In ...
2020-09-17 10:22:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello again everyone. Been sinking my teeth into a fair bit over the last couple of weeks and you lot have been neglected, so here's a little something for you all..
This video gives you an insight into how I go about making a video. The gear, the thought processes, the techniques and the editing and rendering process. On this occasion I chose to go for a 5 country streak with 10 seconds...
2020-09-11 17:44:00 +0000 UTC
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FoootbaOAAAaaooaiiooaaalLLL
Just created the official GeoWizard fan's league, and all yall's are invited to join:
https://www.dreamteamfc.com/g/#season/league-hub/join/5517435?code=SGZDLKZC
There's gonna be no cash prizes, only the glory of winning the soon to be prestigious GeoWizard league.
Rem...
2020-09-03 17:42:20 +0000 UTC
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All the best unused clips and behind the scenes footage from days 3 and 4 of the mission.
Watch with Subtitles and in HD
Thank you Patreons for helping to make this mission happen.
Don't forget, you folks will get to watch every episode of the Norway mission 2 days before anyone else, so stick around.
This month on the $6 tier you can expect some behind the scenes fo...
2020-09-01 12:08:22 +0000 UTC
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All the best unused clips and behind the scenes footage from day 2 of the mission across wales attempt 2
2020-08-22 07:19:35 +0000 UTC
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Still waiting for the subtitles for bonus footage #2 guys but I'll leave you with this!
What a lovely chap Charlie is. Be sure to leave a like and a lovely comment on the video in appreciation for having me on!
Leaving for the woods tomorrow, but I'll get that bonus footage out to you in the morning before I leave.
Have a top weekend all!
2020-08-21 18:11:46 +0000 UTC
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How's it going everyone? In case you didn't know, I'm back. But not for long. I'll be off tomorrow for my survival trip with Ben, but for those of you on the $6 tier, you'll get a Patreon double whammy.
Firstly this: an unofficial video foraging series video which sees me, Welsh Greg and Ben join forces on camera for the first time. We set out to make some traps and do some target practice, ...
2020-08-21 08:24:37 +0000 UTC
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What's up everyone. Leaving today for Norway, and just wanted to say thanks to all of you. Those of you who have just signed up, those who have been here from the early days, and everything in between. This Norway trip is reeeally totting up and I simply wouldn't be able to afford it without your help!
Again, apologies for the lack of juicy Patreon content during this hectic time. When I...
2020-08-10 10:02:25 +0000 UTC
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As promised, all the best unused clips from day 1 of the mission across wales attempt 2, featuring myself and Welsh Greg.
Watch with subtitles and in HD!
Thank you all for signing up and supporting me!
2020-08-06 15:25:17 +0000 UTC
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In September 2018 Verity and I travelled the North of Spain in a hire car, camping in various wild spots along the way. This spot, on the top of the Urgull hill in San Sebastian was the pick of the bunch and is quite possibly one of the most incredible views you could possibly wake up to.
The hill, and all it's pathways, statues and fortresses is actually a popular tourist attra...
2020-08-03 17:54:27 +0000 UTC
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Big thanks to you all for being here me. Stick around because there's lots to come. Next week I'll get to work on all the bonus footage for each episode, available to all Patreons.
I'm going to have to delete a few of your lovely comments on YouTube I'm afraid - the ones that spoil the show for the main crowd on Sunday. Hope you understand!
I'm off down south for a well earned bre...
2020-07-25 09:05:30 +0000 UTC
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*watch with subtitles and on 1440p*
Join me and Welsh Greg 13 miles into the hills of mid Wales as we attempt to be the first people to cross Wales in a completely straight line. Having successfully reached the stash point, we now aimed to cross the half way point and position ourselves high up into the forests of the Cambrian mountains. In this action packed episode we attempt to...
2020-07-24 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The third of a handful of miniature foraging and hunting expeditions with my brother Ben, who has recently been learning how to forage.
This week we move away from foraging and try and catch us some meat. Something that we will surely need on our survival trip in late August. We weren't sure what sort of fishes even existed in this brook, and our fish traps were questionable...
2020-07-20 17:03:57 +0000 UTC
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Found myself with an hour to kill in Walsall town centre yesterday. The shops weren't up to much, but I found that there was plenty of entertainment to be had watching the local drunkards and loudmouths who now rule the roost in the town square.
Rating out of 10 for Walsall everyone?
2020-07-20 10:02:49 +0000 UTC
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In a two part interview, (hour long in total) I talked with host Sam Harris (who is actually my second cousin) about my past, the importance of adventure, leaving your comfort zone, and mental illness. The sound quality wasn't perfect because we had to operate via a zoom call.. Find my just above Zac and Jay!
2020-07-14 07:19:36 +0000 UTC
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Edit: Subtitles are now on. Watch in HQ and enjoy!
Today was all about reaching the stash point. If we didn't, we were screwed. But with 8.5 miles of farmland in our way, it was by no means guaranteed. Today would turn out to be a day of human interaction, but how costly would those encounters be?
Thanks Patreon Crew
2020-07-10 20:16:09 +0000 UTC
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Evening all. As you know MAW attempt 2, Part 2 is scheduled for 8pm on Patreon. Well, it might be a tad later now. The subtitle company have taken an absolute age to do the subtitles for Part 2 (It usually takes them around 5 hours, this time it has taken them thrice as long for some reason) I wouldn't want you to watch the video without the subtitles because there are so many things that Greg ...
2020-07-10 18:22:16 +0000 UTC
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After exploring Birmingham's forgotten underground river, the Rea, me and Ben were in the mood for more urban exploration. So, we headed over to another hidden gem of Birmingham's ex industrial underworld. So hidden in fact, that neither of us even knew it existed. The Typhoo tea factory, built in lavish style in 1903 by entrepreneur John Sumner and derelict since 1978, this grand old factory w...
2020-07-10 08:33:16 +0000 UTC
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A little insight into how I operate, and a sneak preview into one of the pickles Greg and I get ourselves into on day 2 of the expedition..
Tune in on Friday at 8pm for the full episode..
2020-07-08 18:09:54 +0000 UTC
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It's back. It isn't what I had planned, but it's back. The incredible feat of crossing Wales, or even a country, in a straight line is one that as far as I'm aware is yet to be accomplished, and here I am having another stab at it. Join me and Welsh Greg as we attempt to successfully conquer this brand new route, and all of it's inevitable obstacles; hedgerows, barbed wire, forests, and steep m...
2020-07-03 19:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Outtakes from various episodes of the 2015 low budget series Uni Kid, including scenes from an unused episode.
Hope you've all enjoyed feeling sorry for this unbearable sad act.
2020-07-02 07:56:41 +0000 UTC
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On Friday nights evening stroll, Verity and I came across a lady on the side of the road standing next to a female mallard and her 5 chicks, trying to stop them from wandering into the path of cars. We were all confused as to how they got into a residential area and why the mother didn't want to seem to leave that spot. Then we heard some splashing sounds coming from down the drain. At first we...
2020-06-28 11:21:59 +0000 UTC
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The series comes to a climax in this final episode of the mini series Uni kid which I made back in 2015.
I play an exaggerated version of the typical modern university student. He's spoilt, selfish, desperate to fit in and unbelievably annoying.
Things boil over at the Fifa Tournament when Uni Kid's beloved Barcelona suffer a crushing defeat at the hands of TJ's spur...
2020-06-25 13:46:35 +0000 UTC
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