Hi there, Traxians! Erik here.
I've said it before but I'll gladly say it again: as Patreon subscribers, you're the Real Favorite Customers (RFCs), but don't let anyone else hear, read, or acknowledge this fact.
Okay, I'm kidding a little bit (maybe... kinda) and to be honest, we here are all so incredibly grateful to have such incredible support from so many people over these nearl...
2025-03-26 19:32:56 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Traxians! Or should I say "Howwwwlllllllll-dy!"
Okay. I'll keep workshopping that one. Today we're releasing a doozy of a movie, and it's from the guy behind fan favorite Lycan Colony. So yes, there are werewolves in this one, and yes they're American. Need we say more? We do?!?! Okay, ...
2025-03-21 17:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, Traxians! Erik here.
The third (and final???) film in the Birdemic trilogy has finally arrived on RiffTrax! Granted, we skipped the one in the middle, which much like Highlander 2 is really okay to skip. Here's more from our synopsis:
If there were a Mount Rushmore of core RiffTrax movies, Birdemic&n...
2025-03-07 17:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Traxians!
Brand new to the site, it's the 1950s science-fiction movie SPACE MASTER X-7. FInally, a sci-fi film from the '50s whose title is as cheesy as the movie itself, if not cheesier!
Long ago, the United States sent a rocket into space. That rocket had a monkey on it,...
2025-02-28 20:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there Traxians!
It's that time of year! Recently, some of you have been asking, "When is the next Kickstarter?" and "What are you riffing for RiffTrax Live this year?" and even "When are you going to riff Birdemic 2?" To which we can now say, "Soon", "You'll find out soon", and "Probably never."
We haven't really teased these...
2025-02-25 19:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey, Traxians - It's finally here!
This past week we released our second riff of the "Karate Kid" series of movies, by going back... to the past! Yes, we had already done a riff of The Karate Kid: Part III a while back, but thanks to our 2024 Kickstarter supporters, we were able to go back to whe...
2025-02-24 22:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, Dear Traxians!
We had a last-minute Hangin' Out livestream yesterday, and we're pleased to present you with that recording.
Did you know James Nguyen made a third Birdemic movie? It's true! While we had heard that the second one, Birdemic 2: The Resurrection 2025-02-21 17:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there, Traxians!
As you may have guessed, the 2025 RiffTrax Live Kickstarter is around the corner. Since all you Traxians are some of our favorite, most dedicated supporters, we wanted to ask for your input before we put on the final touches for rewards and that sort of thing.
If you're so inclined, please fill out 2025-02-12 19:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Traxians!
It's a new day, and a new month, and a new Sherlock Holmes feature-length riff is afoot! Fresh from Bridget and Mary Jo, it's a more modern Sherlock story which ironically follows around a young detective, and even less ironically, it stars proficient TV actors Vincent D'Onofrio, Gabrielle Anwar, and James D'Arcy!
Check out the firs...
2025-02-07 18:59:40 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Traxians!
No Talkin' RiffTrax for this one for a week or so as Kevin is on vacation (lucky for him!) but please enjoy the first five minutes of today's release, The Lord Protector. Use the coupon code PROTECTOR for 5% off just for Traxians!
We ran a TraxBox Challenge caption contest las...
2025-01-31 18:50:35 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: New version uploaded, please let us know if you run into any issues!
Greetings, all you Traxians out there!
Last week was a live Hangin' Out session with the writers and riffers (known herein as the Wriffers), talking about our forthcoming special SuperZeroes compilation!
This was part of our 2024 Kickstarter stretch rewards, but why talk about it in text when it's even...
2025-01-20 21:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Traxians!
It's another Friday, and we bring you yet another made-for-TV cautionary tale about why you shouldn't do drugs — especially if you're Richie, a high schooler who just about goes through the wringer to the point of having a total meltdown and, well, let's just say things don't go well at the end. (Way to spoil your own final act, movie!)
If only Richie had...
2025-01-03 19:41:24 +0000 UTC View PostWell hello there, Traxians!
Last week we released our last feature-length B-movie riff of the year, and it sure is... something! It's got kids, who are micro and possibly mini (at least one of them wishes he was little bit taller..) and who also claim to be inventors of some sort. And the main...
2024-12-31 23:09:25 +0000 UTC View PostHi there, Traxians!
The Christmastime season is known for many things: giving gifts and placing them under a freshly cut tree; drinking nog of egg (spiked if you like); singing songs from the public domain to anyone within earshot... but, most importantly, and the best Yuletide tradition that we can think of: watching cheesy cornball Hallmark movies!
And with our mug ...
2024-12-24 21:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Traxians!
Erik here, with a special bit of content for you today on the ol' Traxian Patreon.
In honor of Bridget & Mary Jo's recent riff, A Christmas Romance, there's a special giveaway inside the posted video, which features our CEO and co-founder David G. Martin chatti...
2024-12-19 21:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Traxians!
It's Friday the 13th, and it's December, so that can only mean one thing... er... well I guess it could technically mean several things, but in this case, it means a new Christmas made-for-TV movie from Bridget and Mary Jo! This one is appropriately titled A Christmas Romance 2024-12-13 20:18:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Also known as "The Magic Crystal" it's a brand-new B-movie riff to "kick" off your Friday! (Then again, this is a kick from Cynthia Rothrock, so maybe try and avoid getting kicked...)
The first question you’d have if you met a talking, glowing outer space rock would probably be “Can you lick things?”
Once you were assured that, of course it could, yo...
2024-12-06 18:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians! Erik here. Happy Saturday!
Now that you're all recovered from eating too much turkey, we proudly present to you a the much-anticipated re-riff of one of our personal favorite cinematic turkeys, Over the Top! It's also a fan favorite, which helps too.
What do we love so much about it? Where to begin... Perhaps it's the story of a truck driver a...
2024-11-30 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Traxians! This week, Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Conor deep into the Rifftrax Library and share the characters and moments they're most thankful for.
Enjoy!
2024-11-27 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Traxians!
Trying something new here on Patreon, a "drop" that lets you chat with others in real time while you watch! Patreon has been doing a lot of neat things to help us engage with our community and it's something I think could become a lot of fun going forward. Let us know what you think!
As always the video source file is attached, and you can download it for offline ac...
2024-11-24 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, Traxians!
Today's release is a slice of 1960s Cheese starring quite possibly the best be-costumed hero character since Measuring Man. Seriously, check him out:
Here's our synopsis:
... 2024-11-22 18:10:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Traxians!
Last week we unleashed treasure in the form of something that mayyyyyybe should have remained lost at sea. That's a little kids' movie called Little Lost Sea Serpent, and it's brought to you by the team behind Baby Ghost and Rollergator, a...
2024-11-20 20:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhy hello, Traxians!
It's time for another exclusive sneak peek of a latest release, and this one is something special:
Fair warning, you may want to take a deep breath and brace yourself before reading the next sentence, it’s a doozy.
Little Lost Sea Serpent is a film starring Joe Estevez, from the same people who made 2024-11-15 20:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi there, Traxians!
The guys talked about our latest riff, Xtro 3, wherein some people from our government are doing secret alien stuff, and let's just say, the aliens aren't happy about it.
Enjoy! You can also download this video via the Attachments area below! (Trying something new here since Vimeo has change...
2024-11-08 00:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Traxians! Happy Friday!
This week we released a new B-movie riff. And while it's the third in the franchise, no prior knowledge of any of the events in the first two movies is required!
There’s a top secret military operation happening on a remote island. They’re working on a delicious new type of candy that also cures most known diseases and they intend to ...
2024-11-01 19:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians! This week we hosted this month's "Hangin' Out with RiffTrax" featuring Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Conor talking about their favorite be-costumed characters from all of the many costumed characters we've encountered over the years.
This one went a little bit long, too, because let's face it - there are a lot of choices for this particular topic.
Enjoy!
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2024-10-26 22:13:29 +0000 UTC View PostBrand new on the website, it's a 1990s direct-to-video horror movie called American Nightmare. Just in time for Halloween!
It’s Halloween night, and our cast is gathered in what appears to be the set of the Friends coffee shop as reimagined by Bulgarian public access television.
Our heroes, who depending on the lighting appear to be either juni...
2024-10-25 16:49:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A few weeks ago, we at RiffTrax took another trip through history to the 1990s, by way of "The Time of Arthur" and starring the BeastMaster himself, Marc Singer!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill take their time marveling even more deeply at the Medieval knight's obvious wig, the Video Toaster visual effects, and the Marc Singer connection to Mike's first day as host on the Sat...
2024-10-17 20:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, Traxians!
Bridget, Mary Jo, and Susan Lucci(!) are back with another whodunnit and whydidtheydunnit, The Woman Who Sinned.
The Looch is art gallery owner Victoria Robeson, happily married to high powered lawyer Tim Matheson.
That is, until she decides to sow some wild oats and hot dogs with sinister con man Michael Dudikoff. Her best friend,...
2024-10-04 17:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morrow, Traxians!
Today we bequeath unto you a new B-movie riff, and with it, this exclusive Extended Preview just for you.
What brave knight doth crest yon hill of Camelot? Why, ‘tis Marc Singer, the veritable Beastmaster himself! But instead of ferrets and mice he bears skateboards, Oakleys, and slap bracelets… forsooth, he has gone totally '90...
2024-09-27 16:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post