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World's Funnest: Phantom Zone Sequence Script/Mike Allred Inks (Pgs 19)

Here's the new installment of the ongoing WORLD'S FUNNEST retrospective, this time we're looking at the Phantom Zone sequence, illustrated by Mike Allred and lettered by Tom Orzechowski. it's a short trip, covering only a single page, so, no need for a script PDF this time around. 

If you've just joined us recently, I'm slowly but surely posting all the scripts, notes, and art th...

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Trying Not To Fall Asleep At 11:07 P.M.

I haven't drawn a single thing since my birthday, when I saw my psychiatrist (i have the best birthdays), and was heading into a big crash because I wasn't tapering off my ADHD medication but instead free-falling. Today I did some warm up drawing on a Fun Strip for the site, but it was more like fuck up drawing. It's hard to pin down exactly what's wrong with my hand right now, because it's not...

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Back To Burden Hill

It's been a while since we've been there, so I'm doing a re-reading of all the published Beasts of Burden comics as well as the four notebooks of handwritten material I have on hand. I also have to go over my computer files (ugh), because I never was any good at organizing, and my notes are scattered between those, the notebooks and a batch of post-its, index cards and receipts with semi-legibl...

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Hey, Real Quick (At Least I'll Try To Keep It Quick)

Hey, folks. It's May, somehow, but here in NYC it feels and looks a lot like March. Someone needs to fire their PR team.

The good news is that today was Sarah's final cancer radiation treatment. She was supposed to finish up last Friday, but today made up for a skipped appointment due to the cyclotron not cooperating with the doctors and staffers. Last Wednesday was her l...

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Too Soon.

A brief message before heading back to bed, in order to continue sweating out my Fluvoxamine and getting through withdrawal. Oh, I mean, "discontinuation syndrome". My apologies.

Anyway. In light of the fact that it was announced that Neal Adams' has passed away today, out of professional respect and whatever basic decency and/or humanity I might possess, I will be postponing the pro...

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Please Hold.

Hi. I'm having some issues owing to a switch in prescription medicines for my ADHD. 

The hope is that my new medication will help me with my lifetime of focusing and memory problems. 

For the time being, going off one medication is hitting me very hard and I'm experiencing some very bad side effects. I'll spare you the details. I'm hoping things will stabilize by the end o...

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House of Fun Update: 4/23/22

In case you have been wondering how things have been going with Sarah:

While the overall picture remains very positive, the last month and a half or so have been very difficult. She's been going into Manhattan five days a week for the past five weeks for radiation, on Wednesdays she also has a chemo session. Next week was supposed to be the final week, but this past Thursday the cyclotron...

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Notice: The April 19th Post Has Been Unlocked For All Backers

It wasn't open to all backers for reasons of stupidity. 

Anyway, go look, if you haven't seen it.  Hopefully it's all fixed now.

And then keep it under your beanie.

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Greetings, New Backers: Thanks To You, The Ship Will Sail

Hello to you new backers who are reading this (Hi!), who have joined the site because you fell for the following chicanery:

For my birthday, a small-time money grab:  If I get ten (10) new backers on my Patreon in the next 24 (twenty-four) hours, at any level, next month (May) I'll post ...

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World's Funnest: Brian Bolland's Cover Inks, Colors, Alternate Colors

The title of the post pretty much tells the tale, other than letting you know that the "green cover" was Bolland's initial take on the cover colors. I felt it wasn't "apocalyptic" enough, and asked for the revision. Most likely through editor Joey Cavalieri. I'm not sure. I dealt with some of the artists directly and others went through DC editorial/Joey, with notes from me going through after ...

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Don't Tell A Soul

 Shhhh.

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World's Funnest: Silver Age Sequence Script/Notes (Pgs 1-18)

Hey, folks. 

Attached is a PDF of the script for the initial 18 pages of the World's Funnest one-shot from 2000. This opening section is what we referred to as the "Silver Age Sequence", it was penciled and inked, beautifully, by Dave Gibbons. I've posted the opening splash/title page, which is one of my favorite images from the book, between Dave Gibbons' artwork and the wonderful l...

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Experiment #94

Things left behind.


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See How We Are (4/6/22)

A quick update, unless I start rambling. I'll try not to. Busy day, and I want to try to get some work done before conking out. 

Also, Winky the Pirate Cat is being super needy and looking for attention. Oh, wait, that's every single ding-donged day. She's lucky she's adorable.

First off, the good news is that I'll be writing a new Beasts of Burden mini-series. This has been pl...

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World's Funnest/Last Imp Standing: Original Concept Pitch/Plotline

if I posted this before, I apologize. I don't think I have. But I'm trying to kick off some more posts about World's Funnest so why not start at the beginning. 

Let's begin!

This was the document I sent in to Joey Cavalieri at DC Comics to set up World's Funnest (originally called "Last Imp Standing", which is the story title within the book itself, to fill out the Silver Age s...

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Show, Don't Tell

For something that got delayed, but will hopefully still happen.  Hope it happens. 

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Experiment #93

Non-friendlies. Avoid.

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WIP WTF: New M&C Comic Splash Page? Or Just A Pin-up? IDK!

It started several years ago as a header for a proposed M&C strip. 

Then I decided to turn it into a pin-up to sell.

Now I don't know if it will get turned back into an opening splash page for a new strip or remain a big pin-up. Either way, I add lines to it when other drawings are underway and I feel stuck. 

You might have noticed that some years back I started ...

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Experiment #92

That isn't a tree. 

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Experiment #91

Memory and loss. 

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What Fresh Hell? (Final?)

The label on the broken bottle needs to be flush to the glass, don't you think?

Otherwise, Onward To Mayhem. 

When I know more, you'll know more. 

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What A New Yorker Rejection Slip Looks Like (In Case You Didn't Already Get One, or Thirty)

I did not get thirty, or hundreds, like some aspiring New Yorker cartoonists. I only got the one. 

And I deserved it because I sent in some sub-par stuff. Which I knew at the time was sub-par. 

So why send it? To just get the mental ordeal over wit of making the attempt. It was something I was only half-hearted about doing, because I don't see myself as a New Yorker cartoo...

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Total To Creator: My First Royalty Report For My First SLG Comic (4/21/1989, Pirate Corp$! Special #1)

Read it and weep! Just a little bit. It isn't as terrible as it looks. Well, it is pretty lousy, but most folks did far worse back in the heady days of the post-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles black and white indy comics boom and bust. Most folks didn't make a dime. Hell, many folks lost thousands of dollars and dropped out of the industry saddled with debt (many of them urged on by that idiot Dav...

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Update-O-Rama

2022 WFMU M&C T-SHIRT PREMIUM:

The WFMU fundraiser marathon has begun! Which means there's a week and half left for folks to get the 2012 Dance With Me Stanley X Milk & Cheese t-shirt. A $75 pledge during DJ Stashu's show this Friday at 6 - 7  P.M. EST -- gets you the DJ premium t-shirt. 

Listen online at https:/...

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Experiment 90

Coming or going?

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Experiment #89

Yikes! 

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Index Card Comic #11

The Devil Puppet is disgusted with me and refuses to appear in this comic. 

It's a long story. Not particularly interesting.

I swear. Really. Honest.

I'm sure he'll be back soon. 

(I did find a missing sock today)

I used this little comic to practice doing stuff in Photoshop. It took me forever to clean it up -- it's still a messy little thing but I did d...

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Eltingville Uber Alles

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of the initial airing of the Welcome to Eltingville pilot on the Adult Swim. Holy yeesh, right?

I didn't know it was the anniversary, someone reminded me online after I'd posted something about the comic. They thought it was close to the actual airdate. Turned out it was the exact date. I feel old and weird tonight (I'm typing this at "night" but it's no...

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Rarities Dept: The Pirate Corp$!/Milk & Cheese Crossover From Munden's Bar Annual #2 (1991)

One of the more successful indy comics from the 80's was Grimjack, conceived by writer John Ostrander, with the series credited to Ostrander and artist Tim Truman as creators. Grimjack, a.k.a. John Gaunt, was a gun and sword-toting mercenary who operated out of Munden's Bar, a dive located in a slum area of Cynosure, a city where all dimensions intersect. 

Munden's Bar was also the n...

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Process/Story Time: 2016 FCBD SpongeBob Comics Layouts

Chris Duffy is a name well known to the bulk of North American comics creators of my generation, as well as readers of the late, lamented Nickelodeon/Nick Magazine's comics section (or the Bizarro Comics project, for that matter). During his tenure at the magazine, (with cartoonist Dave Roman as assistant editor), hundreds of comics creators were hired to write and draw over 1300 pages of comic...

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