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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – The Ground Hardens After It Rains 1


“Carla!? How did you find my house?”


“I had my companion look it up with her search magic.”


“Oh, I see…”


Iris also mentioned that there was a user of search magic in their party, if I remember correctly.


“Sorry, I didn’t mean to cause troub...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Welcoming An Elf Girl Home 4


“But then again, I never thought I’d be able to do this with an elven woman…”


In my previous world, it would have been impossible to even get close to the elves, even if one had to pay a lot of money for it.


Now that I think about it…


The way the warrior Carla opened her legs and beg...

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Chapter Update! (Third Update of June 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight LN Extra Story 1 (LN Exclusive)+Afterword and WN Short Story 1&2, Profession Merchant Volume 4 Chapters 4-8, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 3, and What, Failure to Transition!? WN Short Story 1 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accord...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 15

Chapter 15 – Hero, II


“I see. I see it now, merchant. I understand perfectly. You are my enemy. And that means you are an enemy of justice!”


“Damn right, I am! And I’ll be an enemy of your fishy justice every day of the week!”


My words were brave, but my face must have been crumpled with fear.


As for the hero, t...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 14

Chapter 14 – Hero, I


The holy knight is unable to move because of the restraints on her hands and feet, yet her cock-seeking hips with the afterglow of being teased and her desire for an orgasm is unstoppable.


The man called Hero looked down at her and said as if he was going to vomit.


“Holy knight. I am disappointed in you. I didn’t ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 13

Chapter 13 – At Sea VI ※


I roll the body of the Holy Knight, her arms and legs tightly bound, back onto the deck.


Due to this, her private parts became exposed in full view, slightly closing and opening repeatedly.


There, I gently place my cock, which has not yet dried up from her drool.


By the way, some of the aphrodis...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 12

Chapter 12 – At Sea V ※


“There is no such thing as an omniscient and omnipotent God.”


“Please, stop with such nonsense!”


The holy knight is now closing her eyes, unable to even look at me.


“Well, they don’t exist, but that doesn’t mean they’re entirely worthless.”


I continue as I refil...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – At Sea IV


Aphrodisiacs – a very vague term that can refer to a variety of things such as love potions, euphoric drugs, and erection cures.


Some of these aphrodisiacs, such as those you can read in popular pornographic novels, even have a strong titillating effect that overrides a person’s will to the core.


Of course, such...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – In Search for Strength ※


After the monster stampede had come to an end, the four TOKOROTEN members who had been resting at Grand Court 2503 for various reasons had a simple breakfast in the dining room kitchen the next morning.


Then, over a light cup of tea after the meal, Yoichi explained to the women what the Administrator had told him abo...

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Chapter Update! (Second Update of June 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight Extra 3 Chapters 1-4, Profession Merchant Volume 3 Chapters 12-13 and Volume 4 Chapters 1-3, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 2, and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 4 Chapter 12+Afterword are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance wi...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – At Sea III


“I can’t remove the restraints, so I have no choice. How old are you?”


“I’m 21.”


“At 21, you’re already an adult. And you still can’t hold your urine?”


Of course, this is just sophistry.


The holy knight has been injected with a diuretic and is forced to bend in ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – At Sea II


“Surrender.”


The female warrior points the Blue Dragon Sword at the Holy Knight with a broad smile on her face.


“Kuh. Kill me.”


“Eh? K-kill you? As if I could! Wait, can I?”


The female warrior is stunned by the grace of the holy knight, but if she kills her, I’ll be in ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 8

Chapter 8 – At Sea I


The journey from Venussa to Newland requires crossing the ocean to the east by ship.


Leaving the silver-rimmed glasses guy to the tedious task of hiring and managing the lives of the slaves to make them ‘workers’, the female warrior and I went ahead and were now on the ship at sea.


In case you’re wondering why I...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 7

Chapter 7 – Dark Elves A, B, and C II ※


The first winner of the intelligence test was Dark Elf A.


“Kyaaa! Master, master! Hurry up and fuck me, please!”


In an instant, Dark Elf A flops down on the floor and sticks her little butt out at me. The way she wiggles her buttocks as if urging me to stab her quickly is truly erotic.

<...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – Dark Elves A, B, and C I ※


According to the data provided by the silver-rimmed glasses guy, these three dark elves are 142, 137 and 156 years old respectively. Unlike humans, however, they do not age easily, as evidenced by their absorbent brown skin, which shows no signs of deterioration. And because they’re a race with a much longer lifespan than humans,...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Prologue+Chapter 1

Book 7 of the Light Novel

Prologue


――The lame guy disappeared.


That day, Nitta, Yamashita, and I went to a gambling parlor outside the station, and we all lost a lot of money.


It was late in the evening, and we had just started playing,...

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Chapter Update! (First Update of June 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight Extra 2 Chapters 1-2, Profession Merchant Volume 3 Chapters 7-11 and I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 1 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (F...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Welcoming An Elf Girl Home 3 ※


“Iris, what do you think is the most beautiful race in the world?”


“Huh? That’s obvious. The dwarves.”


“The dwarves?”


You mean those little men with big, burly, bearded bodies? Those dwarves?


“Yes. Those barrel-shaped fat bodies, beards covering...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Welcoming An Elf Girl Home 2 ※


Iris’s limbs were slender and beautiful, akin to the stems of a flower.


Her hair is also like silvery threads, flowing smoothly over her white breasts.


As if I couldn’t help it, I ran my fingers through her hair and filled both palms with Iris’s chest. The size of her beautiful mounds, wh...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Welcoming An Elf Girl Home 1



In my original world, elves were considered the most beautiful race on earth.


They had slender limbs and skin so white it looked like it had been carved from marble, hair like silvery threads, and eyes that shone like a lake, though there were various individual differences.


And now such an elf, or to be mor...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – Venussa, V


“By the way, give me a list of all your slaves.”


Realizing his hopelessness, the man with the silver-rimmed glasses finally gave up and handed over the list.


There are 70 human males, 30 human females, 20 blue onis, 10 demons, 3 dark elves, and 2 lecher beasts (juvenile)――


That’s a lot of ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Venussa, IV


While all this was going on, I hid in the shadows of the landing area, staring at the saber I carried for self-defense.


There are better weapons in the carriage, but this is all I have at the moment, much to my regret.


On the other hand, the idea of spending my money on a good weapon for myself is more than foolish...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Venussa, III


“Hey, do you trade slaves too?”


“Hm? No, I don’t.”


“Good, good.”


The warrior breathes a sigh of relief. But she seems to be misunderstanding something, so I continued on with an explanation.


“No, it’s not that I don’t trade slaves because I feel sorry for them....

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Venussa, II


“Now then. Let’s get that purchase order we’re contracted with for the Andersen’s walls settled first.”


Well, if only that were easy.


Buy magic ores in Newland, the land of the demon lord, then sell them to Andersen Castletown, the hero’s home country.


Basically, it was trying to sell o...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 6 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Venussa, I ※


“Mmmhhh… ugh… uu…”


With my head still foggy from sleep, I woke up, staring at the ceiling and groaning.


The ceiling I saw up there was made of stone, so it must have been a hotel somewhere, but where exactly was I staying?


I was still in a hazy state of mind, on the border between drea...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 4 Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – Departure


Later, when I returned to the hospital, the doctors, nurses and other staff were very angry with me. It was as if they had seen someone who had no regard for his own life.


And they were right up to that point. Now, things have changed.


Because of the meeting with the Lecher Beast, I have now been given a chance to l...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – The “Hero” V


I remember being horrified by her smile against the backdrop of the plains of corpses back then, which were probably all her own handiwork, but I managed to suppress my feelings and smile.


“D-did Miss Hero do all this?”


“Well, who else?”


“A-are you all right?”


“...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – Arrest, II


“Here, milk.”


Returning to my room, “I” offered milk for the little girl and green tea for myself.


“Y-you know…”


Then ‘I’ spoke first, taking a sip of my tea.


“W-what did you mean when you said you liked me just now? No, I wasn’t saying that I was excited abou...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – Arrest, I


When I opened the front door, a man with a large beard stood before me.


“Who are you?”


“This is my identity.”


He showed me his police ID.


“I’m a police inspector with the Public Security Bureau.”


The moment he said “police”, “I” immediately crin...

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Chapter Update! (Third Update of May 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight Extra 1 Chapters 1-3, Profession Merchant Volume 3 Chapters 2-6, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Prologue, and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 4 Chapter 11 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

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